Battle so soon?

Now its time to relax and watch some Friends. I seemed to already watch Friends in my past life but I can still enjoy watching it again. Its a good show. I turn on my t.v. and flip to the channel. I then sit on the couch. Thank god my weight also decreased when I shrink. Otherwise my couch would have caved in.

There was one last commercial before Friends started and I was waiting. All of a sudden there was an earth quake. I feel like Im forgetting something. The earth quake ended and the commercial was over. The theme song came on. Man I love this theme song.

The theme song ended and monica was seen in the living room cleening. Then black. The t.v. turned off. I picked up the remote and kept on pressing the power button. The room was dark before because I only wanted the t.v. on, but now I was trying to turn on the light. It didn't.

That's when I remembered. In the movie, after Optimus and Sam's talk they went to seaech for the glasses. And rachet like a dumbass hit the power lines. Great now I can't watch t.v. God, I hate my relife.

At least I got a couple of minutes before that sector 7 show up. I decided to go out and explore the city. I didn't transform into the impala because I was just taking a stroll. no point on transforming only to not be able to change back in the middle of town.

As I was walking out of the house, I looked at sams house in frustration. They ruined my t.v. time. I then strolled down the street and headed for the city. It was night so it was all lit up. About an 5 minutes into the walk I saw a bunch of black vans pass me. Dodged a bullet there. I don't think that optimus would call on me for help just for humans. I'm pretty sure he'll wait for the final battle. Sucks that it will happen tomorrow. Man these things progress fast.

I'm now in the city and it just occurred to me. I have no money. So what did I do? I hacked an atm. I found a relatively empty street with and atm and had some wierd cable come out of my arm. I then hacked the machine and gave myself A good amount of money. I also hacked the security cameras and erased my being there.

Surprisingly I wasn't mugged like those cliches. I continued my walk. I chanced upon a gaming store. Not gamestop though, but it still looked good. I don't have any games at the house so might as well buy some. I bought and xbox and ps3 because I can. I also bought some games like assassins creed, dead rising and lego star wars. I bought more but I dont want to list out every single one. I also bought oblivion but now I need a Computer. And thats what I did. Still with my games in plastic bags I went to a computer store And bought the best gaming computer they had.

Man I love having money. I dont think I had alot in my last life. I dont remember having a lot of video games. Maybe I just didn't like them.

It was time to go back home. Its very peaceful tonight. Shame that the city will be in ruin tomorrow. I arrive home and looked at the witwicky house. Nothing seems different but thats just the outside.

Inside I install the xbox and ps3. The computer wont come till tomorrow. But that will probably be delayed, cause, you know.

Power is still out. Sucks for me. I wanted to play some of the games I got. I decided to rest. I mean I can't really sleep. More like temporary shut down. I wonder if I can dream or is it just like one minute your asleep and then wake up hours later but seconds to you.

I was in "sleep" mode, that is until I was interrupt by a cybertronian call. It was optimus saying that it was time. I sigh again and think " Might as well get this over with."

I go to my garage and transform into the impala and drive out. I then go to the coordinates that he sent me.

I was to meet them in the city and wait. Thats just what I did. I parked and just waited. I even had time to experiment with mu hologram human. I changed him to look just like dean or Jensen Ackles. I then turned on my stereo and made it play a specific song. Can you guess what song it was?

If you guessed that wayward song then your wrong and should go watch supernatural. It was eye of the tiger. I made him lay down and play imaginary drums to the song. I got so engrossed in that, I didn't notice the explosion bappening around me. And thats saying something. They were explosions.

I felt a heavy tap on my hood and was pulled back to reality. I then saw optimus and bumblebee looking at me.

" I don't think now is the time to be playing around." Optimus said to me.

I then looked around still in my car form and saw destruction everywhere. I also saw some soldiers looking at optimus confused. I transformed into my robot form.

I see a tank coming towards us and an airplane overhead. Ironhide shouted " Its starscream."

The tank started to fire at us, actually, correct that. Just me. What the hell did I do to gain its attention. The, Uh, Tank bullet? I dont know what their called was shot at me and hit me on my left shoulder. There was aloud bang and a little dust. not enough to obstuct view. What happened suprised everyone except me. I took a step back cause of physics, but I was undamaged.

I looked at the tank and with a straight face said, " Dude. What the fuck? What did I do to you?"

Everyone was shocked. I mean I can understand why. I took a shot from a tank that could tear a normal transformer to pieces. But I had an adamantium body. It could probably survive a nuclear explosion. Actually I think wolverine did survive one.

After I said that, I changed my arm into a blaster that was long. I aimed it at the tank and fired. What came out probably shocked the humans more than autobots because what they heard was a familiar " pew" sound they might have heard from a movie made by a man named lucas.

A red beam came out of my blaster and went straight towards the tank. When it made contact It just went right through it. I dont know why but it exploded. I thought it would just go straight through it, but to blow up? damn. Optimus and bumblebee had their masks on but for some reason I feel like their figurative mouths were open.

They didn't seem to move. and that plane was getting awfully close.

" should we worry about the plane?"

That question seemed to brimmng them back. Optimus spoke out and ordered Ironhide and bumblebee to lift a truck to block some shots by starscream. It happened and bumblebee got blown up. No legs style.

" Daaaaaaamn" I said. That must have hurt. If he had any private part I couldn't even imagine what he would have felt. I shivered at the thought.

Optimus looked at the situation with a stressed face. I knew he wanted help from me , But I also knew that he's probably thinking that its not my responsibility. He had that " I can't bring you into my fights" kinda vibe.If I asked hed probably have an out since I was offering to help.

" Need help for that starscream fellow?" I wanted to end soon.

" Yes. Thank you adam." He gave me a thankful expression, I think. He has a metal face. how the hell am I suppose to read that.

Might as well get this over with. I sighed again and walked towards a relatively empty area. My body shifted and grew to the size of optimus. Again everyone is suprised. I might accidentally give someone a heart attack after this stunt that im gonna pull.

I jump um into the air and transform. My legs became thin and became and "L" shape. My arms joined my body and became pointed. After I was done, I just hovered there. All humans were stunned because all had seen what I transformed to. They had probably seen it at somepoint or another.

I was a mother fucking x-wing. The ones from the original trilogy, but instead of red I had black paint. I was kinda hoping for red though. I guess in this universe you can't change colours. My wings separated and formed an X.

I took off after starscream and was tailing him. I was gaining on him when he started to pull up and fly into space. I could have chased him but I also had to go back and help the autobots. So with all my strength I screamed at the top of my figurative lungs.

" Pusssyyyy"

I pulled back and went back to the city. What I saw was autobots fighting another robot as big as optimus, another car robot, a vending machine robot, and an xbox robot. I fired at the vending machine robot and the car robot.

I was about to shoot what I assumed was megatron but then same came up and... Pushed? blasted? what ever. he did something with the allspark and killed megatron. I hovered towards the ground and transformed into my x-wing robot form. Do I have forms for every transformation? Cool.

Optimus walked towards me and said, " Thank you again adam. Without you we might have lost someone."

What? I thought Jazz was supposed to die. I looked over everyone and saw jazz standing there with his arms folded. Did I change things by being here. But that doesn't make sense. How is me being here suppose to keep jazz alive?

I was shocked but got over it. I just wanted to go home and watch t.v. Hopefully they fixed the power.

" yeah yeah. Well the battle is over so Im gonna slit. You know how to call me." I quickly shrank and transformed to my impala form and drove off. I took like a bunch of alternate routes just incase someone was following me. Can't be to carefull.

Finally at my sanctuary. I got inside and rushed to the couch. I grabbed the remote and pressed the power button.

"Fuuuuuuck"

There was no power.