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Naruto: Where’s my Golden Finger?!

Well i don’t really need a Golden Finger but i WANT ONE!!!

Adrianix1234 · Anime & Comics
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Kushina is a monster and seals

Well taking care of Kushina could have been worse, she's already 4 so she can talk walk and i dont habe to change diapers, but to be honest it depressed me by like a lot to compare our talents… she's better

Like for example let's talk about sealing puzzles

The are a lot of puzzles seals, from for 5 years old to even mastery level puzzles seals (obviously there's even some unsolved ones till day)

The first series are 25 seals for five year olds

Then 100 seals for six years old now that you got basics down

Then 250 for seven years old

Then there's a 365 seals for an Eight year old

Then there's a 500 puzzles seals set for academy students (8-13 year olds)

Then we have a teens pack (14-16) set (that are still mostly out of fun, or if you plan to be a seal master for training) that's 1500 seals

Then we start with sealing levels basically this aren't a joke anymore these could be considered as weapons because you make a mistake and you could blow your house… this are military grade seals

Novice pack (4000 seals) if you finish it you gain the Novice at fuinjutsu rank

Apprentice pack (this is a skipable pack because you need a manster of sealing as your master but if you're confident enough you can skip it)

Master pack (5 million seals) this pack is the final test, if you can solve at least 5 thousand of the pack you will be considered a master of sealing

Grandmaster (1 million seals) if you finish and solve at least a thousand of them you are a grandmaster of sealing

Kushina is simply a genius, she's four but she's already starting the 7 yeor old pack by the time she's 8 she would probably be already in academy level or even a teens pack, but she's razing through them compared to everyone else, so first i will get her better fundamentals, because the better she gets the better will be for me,

"Neee why do i have to begin from the beginning those are boring dattebane"

"But you weren't doing it right, you know?"(dattebayo)

"I wasn't?" She tilts her little head to the side. Oh pls stop you will give me diabetes

"Yeah, you only solved once, you're supposed to solve them 5 times in different ways, or did you thought that by just solving it faster you could go out yo play outside more?"

"Tee-hee?"

"Start from the beginning, and each puzzle has to be solved 5 times in different ways, and sin you already completed harder ones, you will not waste a lot of time till you reach were you are, don't worry"

She took four weeks to complete the the 5 year old pack, in one month she did what took me 6…

The worst part is her Yang side still affects her a lot, she doesn't like to sit still and solve her puzzles, she prefers to go and pick fights, run and run and play all day…

Thankfully that will change as she ages, oh don't get me wrong she will still love to spar and get her blood pumping, but she will also appreciate her yin side and study more

Still i thought i was talented, because it took me half the time do an exercise 5 times harder than everyone else…

I feel cheated, and think the world is unfair

You know i feel like one of those ancestors in cn when a protagonist suddenly appears in my city, kills my family, my legacy and then me when he has been training for 2 years

(My imagination)

"So you come to challenge me, you need to train one million years more before you defeat me, the Venerable Dragon of Sealing"

Kushina yells "NO U"

I get obliterated by her sealing Talent

(End of my imagination)

This world is so unfair

I want my golden finger, where is my easy rinnegan, my Mokuton, my Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan, my System, my sage body, my saiyan or kriptonian blood hell i will even take a devil fruit with out weakness

Well at least i have very good teachers i have been called genius by all three of them and i been abusing this while i can to get at least to Rank A as past as possible, while they still don't know the monster Kushina is and i get dropped like an used slut from the red light district

I got access to the Jonin library so i been literally copying everything, from the books that are how to train you genins correctly to the best Ramen Uzumaki style recipe as you guessed there's a lot of books, scrolls and everything else in there and i don't want it to make waste or disappear if something happens and can't save Uzushiogakure

I also been creating a bunch of seals with both my medical and sealing training

It took a lot of time but i finally created something that will help a lot

First is this one that i made based on the little i remember about genes and a little of experimental testing.

This seal is the Bloodline limiter

This basically seals your genes that causes the mutation in the chakra, as a side effect it changes your appearance and it blocks you Kekei Genkai, you still have it obviously but you can't use it, in fact is better for you to be under it because your Talent gets refined the more time is sealed fighting against the seal

I plan to use this on babies from the clan and hide them in orphanages all around the world if Uzushiogakure gets destroyed

The second seal is a Yin-Yang Balancing Seal, made out of Yin Chakra, and this one as the name implies balances your chakra so you don't get more chakra than the other, because even without their Uzumaki Kekei Genkai they still have a powerful Senju Body thats full of Yang Chakra, making them hot heads, like fighting and stupidly not develop their Yin side without the Help of their Seal Puzzles or Focusing techniques

This seal obviously injects the subject with Yin chakra till they are balanced

Causing them to be more "normal" children so they won't be acting like Naruto that it won't bother them studying and get hyperactive

The third seal is basically just a information seal, It's full of information, about the Uzushiogakure and it's Clans, so when the Yin seal broke, this one brake this one and the bloodline limiter one

If they are lucky and live a balanced life they will last till 25 years, but if they are ninja focusing in Taijutsu and stopped studying to boost their yin side it will at worst last till 14

Welp i hope for the best and plan for the worst