91 The Chunin Exams - 17

"You wish you were as cool as Sasuke-kun," Sakura refuted, "Wait, where's your clone going?"

"To scout the perimeter," he replied, crouching down over Naruto and lifting his jacket and mesh armour up and baring his torso, hmm, blondie was decently ripped, was shorter, but stockier than Sasuke and had a noticeable six pack, good on him, "And Sasuke isn't cool at all, hell he doesn't think he's cool. Only immature people find that whole silent, brooding edgy thing cool. Fuck, Naruto's cooler than Sasuke." he laughed lightly.

Naruto was loud, proud and unashamed of who he was, abrasive and annoying as he could be, that was way cooler than someone trying to be something they were not. Sasuke was only the way he was, because of his clan, he was nothing like that before.

Sasuke was actually a shy little bro-con dork at heart.

Sakura was struck silent by his words for a moment, and Daiki pressed his hand against Naruto's stomach, channelling chakra through his body and through the seal he knew was there.

A moment later, the seal on his stomach appeared and Daiki actually found himself gaping at it in awe.

Immediately he could see just from a glance, that the eight trigrams seal, was like a work of art. The idea behind it, was, while not simple, something he should technically be capable of himself, it was a layering of two four symbol seals together, to create an eight symbol seal.

But the sheer quality of Minato Namikaze's four symbol seals, put his to shame. It was like comparing the Mona Lisa to a toddlers scribbles. And that was before going into how he merged them.

In a way, it was akin to someone taking the Mona Lisa and the Last Supper and merging them seamlessly together, to the point where Mona Lisa was there, as a natural part of the Last Supper.

It was an absolute beauty of a creation, beyond anything his current skill would even come close to allowing him to replicate.

It was because of the sheer masterful artistry in the eight trigrams seal though, that made the five element seal applied by Orochimaru onto Naruto's stomach, stand out so blatantly, it was just so utterly crude in comparison that it really couldn't be hidden at all.

As if some stupid little disrespectful punk ass little bitch took a marker and drew a cock on the Mona Lisa's cheek.

It was literally almost appalling to Daiki's senses to see the seal on Naruto's stomach, besmirched by something of so low quality!

He was…affronted!

Hell, it actually kind of made him angry.

Somehow, he just noticed, seals had become something that he'd begun to take pride in and respect the power and creation of.

…Maybe he should be a bit thankful for it though.

Because it was so crude in comparison, the mechanics of it, stood out all the easier for Daiki to notice, especially since the seal was in effect, if he saw out outside of action and just how it was supposed to work, it would probably be a bit harder for him to decipher.

Or he could just be reading too much into it. Orochimaru was clearly a hack when it came to the sealing arts. A complete poser.

An utter plebeian.

'Let's try this out.' Daiki thought, holding his right hand up, fingers set in a claw like motion and focused his chakra into the tenketsu on his finger tips.

"…I'm….immature?" Sakura sounded ever so shocked behind him.

Hmm, it was kind of interesting actually, how care free she more or less was. In the other timeline, she'd be worried sick about Naruto and Sasuke, standing guard over them while they rested until she was exhausted and falling asleep at her post.

Here, she was much more relaxed.

He supposed it was thanks to his presence.

"Dreadfully so in romantic taste," he absently replied, a light smirk appearing on his face and deciding to push her buttons a bit, get her fired up, "Physically, you've got a bit of growing to do still for sure, but that ass though, damn girl you got it goin' on."

"…How am I immature compared to a complete pervert like you?" Sakura goggled at him.

"Well, to be honest, I'm not a pervert, I'm just a connoisseur of the female form and am kind enough to share my wisdom with the world," he replied, "You on the other hand, think you're in love with Sasuke despite knowing nothing about him and have very immaturely deluded yourself into painting an image of him that is nothing like him."

"And where would you base that off of!?" Sakura sounded angry now.

She began speaking again, but Daiki cut her off, "Alright then, here's two simple questions, what is Sasuke's favourite food and his preferred type of girl?"

These would be simple enough to hammer home what he wanted to say.

"What?" Sakura stopped, confused before huffing, "That's easy, his favourite food is red bean paste and he likes long hair girls."

"Wrong…so so wrong!" Daiki was actually surprised by her answer, so much so, he found himself laughing. Mostly because: "Red Bean Paste is Naruto's favourite food alongside Ramen, Sasuke's is tomato's, and he doesn't have a hair length preference, he's just into older, mature girls, preferably with big tits."

At the very least, he'd definitely noticed Hinata's tits and had paid attention to said subject when he brought it up during their training.

He looked over his shoulder to find Sakura gaping at him emerald eyes wide, mouth hanging low, "For the record, I do like long hairs girls and you have gorgeous-ass hair." he complimented.

He had nothing against short hair, just had a preference for longer. It was good to hold onto…like a leash and all that.

'Right, this should do it!' he thought a second later as he finished preparing the chakra in his finger tips. Dark purple and black chakra burned like embers over his finger tips and he brought it down atop Naruto's stomach, pressing against where Orochimaru's fingers had jabbed into him previously, and injected his chakra into the seal, 'Five Element Seal: Release!'

He manipulated his chakra through the seal, and felt it click, unlocking and before his eyes it disappeared.

A wide smirk appeared on his face, 'Get on my level snake scrub.' Daiki smirked widely and wildly, bringing his fingers up and channelling chakra through his fingertips again and watching burning embers of chakra flicker over them.

Through unlocking it, he'd learned everything he needed to apply it himself.

"Sasuke-kun…likes big boobs…..?" Sakura's voice murmured behind him, sounding horrified.

He looked over his shoulder again to see the pink haired girl was cupping her rather…meager chest and looking rather lifeless.

Oh right.

She looked like the whole world was falling apart around her just from that little tidbit of information.

Oops?

Daiki honestly didn't know whether he should be flattered or not, that his presence here with Sakura and her unconscious teammates completely changed up the very feeling in the air around her.

There was no desperate resolve formed here while she stood guard over her teammates to protect them, because he was here, which he supposed made sense, Sakura after all, just bore witness to him 'driving off' Orochimaru.

Why would she have to fear any run of the mill genin coming for her and her teammates, when he was around?

He honestly didn't know if it was really a good thing or not. Sure, it was a pretty nice feeling for her to find him that reliable, but at the same time, was he not getting in the way of her growth?

'At the same time though, Naruto and Sasuke are already different from the other timeline, both are stronger.' Daiki grimaced a bit at the thought, because if anything, he thought that maybe, Sakura was actually weaker than her counterpart.

From what he gathered from Sasuke, Naruto seemed to be putting all his effort into keeping up and they sparred constantly during team meet ups with Kakashi overseeing them and taking up much of their training time there, leaving Sakura to the wayside.

So Sasuke getting stronger from fighting Daiki all the time, caused Naruto to get stronger as well trying to keep up, and they both had learned the Earth Style: Barrier jutsu, though Naruto seemed to be the one using it a lot and not Sasuke, Daiki had barely ever seen the Uchiha boy use the jutsu.

Fucking Kakashi, couldn't he like toss the girl a genjutsu or something?

Shaking his head, Daiki put them out of mind and turned around from Naruto and Sasuke and sat cross legged in front of Sakura, "Yeah, from what little I've managed to get out of him, he doesn't really care about hair length and has a preference for big tits," he said, before a thought came to mind, of when he needled Sasuke a few weeks ago about any girls that caught his mind, the one name he'd let slip had quite surprised him, "The only one he told me that caught his eye was a woman you guys met on your mission to wave, named Tsunami?"

At the time, when Sasuke revealed it, Daiki had gotten a real good laugh, teased the Uchiha about being a 'Milf Hunter' and everything.

He hadn't gotten the joke until he explained what Milf meant to him.

Sasuke then refused to speak to him for the next two days.

"T-Tsunami-san!?" Sakura's eyes went wide in shock and she sputtered, "B-but, she's in her thirties and has a child!"

"There's a certain appeal to an older, mature woman," Daiki shrugged, more than one actually depending on ones general interest, "But as far as Sasuke said, she was quiet, demure, was helpful and kind, wasn't a bother like he claims you and Ino are whenever you gush over him, she apparently has some nice big breasts and is beautiful."