Normally, you will find the usual grammatically incorrect synopsis, about your average Otaku scumbag who dies through Truck-kun or some equally stupid reason, and then he meets this 'One True God' who for reasons as stupid as "Being Chosen Randomly" or "The Person You Saved is a Genius who saved the World" or "Your incredibly mundane, normal, non-remarkable life that doesn't differ that much from other people, made you suffer too much" you get to be reincarnated into an anime world (in this case Naruto)! And guess what ? You get 3 wishes that you don't get to spend on anything "OP" (wink wink), so -again- for some reason you choose to be an Uchiha, or a Senju, or an Uzumaki or even an Uchiha Senju Uzumaki with tanned skin, a Rinnegan and red hair (which is stupid by the way), and for some Godforsaken reason, you choose a Goddamn stupid, boring system. So you spend your time following Cultivation tropes in an Un-Cultivation based world, where there are young masters where there shouldn't be, when you make a harem where it's illegal, and get that, where you become King, or Emperor, or God-Emperor, when you could just be powerful and chill. Now, you might be wondering, why have the Long Exquisite Fourth Breaking Wall Monologue that showcases how this story is not cliché ? Scratch that, what even is this story about ? Well, for your information, this story is about -Dun Dun Duuuuun-, you guessed it! ME! Go along in this beautiful ride pertaining to the story of the amazing, the Great, the Awesome, the One and Only, Fuji of the Desert!! No Dojutsu, No Kekkei Genkai, No AmazinglyHugeChakraReservesBecauseIWasAnAdultBeforeIReincarnated, and absolutely No OPness through Giant Furry Death Flags. This story is an Original (Not really), sophisticated (I'm really a first time writer), and surprising (more like Chocking) rendition of the cliché reincarnation story. Warning: Side effects may include Cringing, Dying, Cancer, pulling one's hair, gouging one's eyes, and all around addiction, if any of these side effects show, please call 911 because this is completely unrelated to the story, with this being a boring joke. Serious Disclaimer: The Wallpaper is not mine, if you want it removed message me or comment on a chapter or something, if you want to make me a Wallpaper, do the same. And please, please, take all of my jokes with a LOT of salt.
Takumi finds himself unexpectedly transported to the world of One Piece, where he activates the Traveler Sign-In System. This unique system allows him to receive powerful rewards by completing sign-in tasks at specific locations throughout the world. In his first sign-in, he gains mastery over all three types of Haki. At Windmill Village, he acquires the powerful Fire Style: Great Dragon Fire Technique. In Frost Moon Village, he receives the legendary Demon Sword, Star Fragment. At the Baratie, the Sea Restaurant, he masters Shunpo (Flash Step) and the devastating Night Guy technique. As Takumi continues his journey, he signs in at iconic locations like Loguetown, Drum Island, Alabasta, Skypiea, Enies Lobby, Sabaody Archipelago, and Impel Down, gaining more incredible abilities along the way. Red-Haired Shanks: "Rejected twice... This guy really knows how to ignore me." Garp: "Even if we can't be comrades, we can still be friends, right, Takumi?" *********************************************************** The image used is not mine; if you are the owner and would like it removed, please let me know This novel is a translation of the original work "海贼:从拒绝红发邀请开始" by 冥幽九歌.