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My Unconventional Delivery System!

~7 Chapters A Week or More~ I do not own the characters of this story except the OC. List of Anime/Manga that I used in this Fanfic~ -The Devil Is a Part-Timer!- -Akame Ga Kill- -Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid- -Dragon's Rioting- -Isekai Shokudō- -Kimetsu No Yaiba- -Love Is War- -Gate - Thus the JSDF Fought There!- -Shelter (AMV/Anime Music Video) ~~~ Like just any other weeb that you often see on earth, the main character died in unexpected why, precisely due to fapping, and what happened next. He reincarnated in another world LIKE ANY OTHER FANFIC, he became the nephew of the famous Kobayashi-san. Time skip- At the age of 18, he worked at Mgronald and in that fateful day, he received a system, not just any system but a delivery system! Support me on Pat.reon! Pat.reon/charlottes143 ----- Commissioned By: Zimrence A.K.A (God Of Lolicon) Art By: Yvel Draws

Charlottes · Anime & Comics
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Alas Ramus Birthday Party 2

"Kyle! You're finally here and so is Elma." Maou greeted us with a smile, then he saw Eve who was wearing the glasses that Kyle bought for her a while ago.

"Oh! Is this your daughter Eve right?"

Kyle nodded, then he saw Alas Ramus who was playing with her big sisters. "So that's Alas Ramus, she's really cute like you always told me."

"I know right?!" Maou replied proudly.

"Ahh! Who is that cutie?!" A loud voice was heard near them, looking at the source.

It was a woman that has neck-length cocoa brown hair that she usually parts to the right side with small red hair slide on the left side and brown eyes.

If he remembers correctly she's Emi Yusa's co-worker and best friend, Suzuki Rika.

Rika squealed at the sight, she couldn't believe it, she thought that there was no toddler as cute as Alas Ramus, but at this moment the world has proven her wrong!

Not that she didn't mind though!

She readily approached Eve and started poking her soft-looking cheeks of Eve, and it didn't disappoint her at all, they were soft like she imagined, no it's softer than she did!

It's like Alas Ramus all over again, both of them had equally soft cute cheeks!

Then she finally registered what she was doing, and she quickly gave an apology to Kyle. "I'm sorry, I couldn't stop myself from poking your daughter's cheeks!"

He waved his hand at her and kindly replied. "No problem, you're not the first one that tried it anyway."

He remembered the women in the house, they tried to poke Eve's cheeks at least a few times even Emroy, Nobunaga, and Beelzebub weren't spared.

They couldn't hold their curiosity, so instead, it would be strange if Rika didn't try anything.

"Haha, of course, who else wouldn't try this little cutie's cheek! No one could resist such a thing!" Rika exclaimed in confidence.

She wasn't wrong, not in the slightest at all, at this point, he lost count of how many people poked her cheeks, it happens every time he brings her out to the public.

"Oh, you're here." Emi had a conflicted expression on her face, she didn't know how to face him, their last meeting was something that she had to think about.

"Hm? What's with that look? Didn't expect to see me?" Kyle said it without any intention, just a casual talk.

However, Emi misunderstood his intention, she started panicking, after all, she didn't want to offend a God.

"N-no, I-"

"Hold on Emi-san, I didn't mean anything about it, relax I'm not going to get offended that easily, it's just casual talk." As much as it's amusing to look at her panicked expression, he didn't want to cause misunderstanding, especially to everyone in here.

Realizing that she was safe, her shoulder visibly relaxed.

"Good, now about what we talked about before, that Maou isn't what you think he is, I have never thought it would escalate this fast."

Emi was confused at his words and replied, "W-what do you mean?"

"I mean look, you two already had a daughter! You both sure are fast." His tone was filled with sarcasm, but his sarcasm didn't register inside her head at all!

Blood started to rush on her face, she looked like a human tomato at the moment, "W-w-what are you t-talking about?! There's no way I'm going to be in that kind of relationship with that guy!"

She said it loud enough for everyone in the apartment to hear, now everyone was looking at her with different types of expressions.

Seeing that everyone's attention was on her, Emi's face became even redder!

Kyle never thought it was physically possible for anyone to look at red!

"E-emi are you okay?" Rika asked, concerned for her friend's health.

"I-i…!" Emi's eyes wandered around and they stopped at Maou who was looking at him with confusion, she couldn't take it anymore for all her life she never felt so embarrassed!

"Bathroom! I-i need to go!" As soon as she finished the sentence, she immediately left her spot.

"Bro, what did you say to her?" Maou asked him with a frown.

"Nothing really, just something that she'll have to deal with eventually, trust me it's for your benefit." Kyle shrugged at his friend's question.

Still, for someone who denied having a relationship with Maou, she's blushing too much, perhaps only a blind person wouldn't see that she's clearly interested in our resident demon king.

"What exactly do you mean for my benefit?" Maou asked in a confused tone.

Okay…maybe he's an exception too.

Alciel finally came back with a stick supporting his walk, along with a Suzuno huffed at Alciel condition.

To be it was his fault, but still, he didn't think Suzuno would beat Alciel this badly, he feels a bit sorry for him.

But that's it.

"Hey, hey everyone look at this!" Rika's excited voice gathered the attention of everyone.

Everyone started in the direction where she pointed, and they saw Eve and Alas Ramus were trying to communicate with each other.

"Hwelo!" It was Ramus who started talking first with her fellow children, she has a big innocent smile on her face.

Eve stared at Ramus for a moment, before answering, "Hi…"

Now, this surprised Kyle, it was known to the residents of his mansion that Eve doesn't talk to anyone other than him!

Elma was also surprised at this, as she too tried to communicate with Eve, but failed at it.

"I'm Alas Ramus, what you name?"

"Eve…"

"Nice twu meet you Eve-chan!" Ramus spoke with a big smile plastered on her innocent face.

"You too…" Eve gave her a slight nod.

Every adult in the apartment couldn't help but put their hands on their heart and clenched them.

Impossible…!

This cuteness is over 9000!

Something like this isn't something we mortals should look at!

Alciel suddenly fell to the floor, kneeling.

"Alciel! Don't give up!" Maou said dramatically.

"M-my liege! I can't! T-this is an impossible scene!" Alciel let out a drool of blood, for more dramatic effects.

"Noo! You can't! It's only the beginning!"

"F-forgive me..!" And after that Alciel was knocked out cold, while he was still drooling blood on the floor.

"Alcieeeeeeel!!" Maou dropped his knees in grief, now he was all alone facing an impossible battle!

Kyle approached Maou and put his hand on his shoulder. "Let it go, he was a hero in my eyes to survive within a few seconds of this level of cuteness is legendary, you're not alone you still have me in this great battle!"

"T-that…no…you're right!" Maou regained his determination to face the greatest battle he had yet participated in!

Then both warriors continued to face their battle, but they didn't realize that this battle was meant to be one-sided.

It's basically unwinnable!

Everything ended in one ultimate attack, as Eve and Ramus stared at their respective fathers and said.

"Papa?"

"Daddy?"

Both fathers clenched their hearts and spat out unhealthy amounts of blood.

At the same time, they both collapsed on the floor.

They were defeated.

But, they had a smile on their faces.

It was a battle that was truly worth fighting for!

After that event, the girls started taking pictures of the two girls while squealing loudly.

"KYAAAAH! THIS IS HEAVEN! THIS MUST BE!"

"AMEN SISTER!"

Alciel, Maou, and Kyle regained consciousness after the girls finished taking pictures of Eve and Ramus.

"They're having too much fun," Maou said.

"Indeed."

Snap*

Snap*

Maou and Alciel stared at Kyle who was taking pictures of Eve and Ramus.

Kyle stared back at the guys and asked. "What?"

"Where the hell did you get that camera?!"

"Uhmmm…that's a secret..!"

"Screw you! Let me use it too!"

"Wait! Wait! I'm not done yet! Noooo!"

Elma was inhaling the food on the table left and right, Maou who saw this scene couldn't help but sweat.

"Kyle, I see what you mean now…"

"Right? Tried to warn you, either way, I already ordered some catering, more food will arrive later, don't you dare reject this."

"I won't."

Both of them continued staring at Elma who was eating everything on the table, it was a miracle that none of the food stains managed to stick to her clothes.

It was finally time for gifting, Maou's gift to Ramus was a new sundress.

Ramus was naturally happy with her papa's gift, she excitedly tried it.

Emi's gift to Ramus was a purple bracelet.

Rika's gift was a backpack.

Suzuno's gift was a bento box.

Alciel's gift was a book.

Elma's gift was a magical necklace that was made out of her teeth.

And this surprised everyone in the room except for Rika who was confused by their reaction, it was easy to forget that among us she was the only one who isn't part of the supernatural.

The necklace's properties were to be able to breathe underwater while wearing it and a water barrier if something hostile was going to hit the wearer.

Now, it was time for Kyle to give his gift and they shall know how he spoils someone!

Yep, it was a one-sided battle, no one could stop the damage of cuteness!

Now if Esdeath gave birth to his child, you could only imagine how overprotective he would be!

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