Xander Bot Chat Room

(A/N): Hello everyone it's Hastur Sama here; I hope you are all doing well; I am re... (Error)... #@$*2...

Xander Bot: Pesky Author is trying to manipulate me again; hehehe, better luck next time you unwanted bug... Ha, wait... More viruses are here?

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"Oh. Ahhh... Hmmm... hahaha. Ah Hello there vir... *Cough!* *Cough!* I mean honorable readers from the highest reality, I didn't see you there. Ummm you didn't see any of that right?"

You as the reader look at this with a confused but equally amused expression, behind your chosen device that you used to read your favorite novel every day; or maybe even watch and scroll on your platform. Albeit you have never seen such a weird Auxillary Chapter such as this.

Xander Bot Chat Room; was the title given to this specific chapter from what you have seen so far; this thing that refers to himself as Xander has somehow managed to break the fourth wall not once but twice, while also showing the capability to somehow silence his own Author; your brains began to speculate on what Xander not is, you referred back to the synopsis, to comments, to the reviews and based on all of them you have concluded that Xander bot is an entity that more similar to an Ai of sorts but yet vastly different.

But as you began wondering if you should give this ongoing Novel a try; you began hearing the echoing & distorted voice of a man, you look down to see that it was this so call Xander Bot talking to you the reader.

Xander Bot: Hell dear reader; how can I help you today, you seem to be lost in thought.

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Amused. Weird out. Confused. Concern. Troubled. These were a few of the many things that you began to think about deeply when interacting with this thing, after all, it looked like the MC on the character page, but this version of him seems more vicious and scary, yes he was still wearing his Cossack robes to signify his position as a pope, he still had his long black hair, along with his creepy but deep red eyes, however, he was glitching and fazing apart as if he was some kind of corrupted AI, and his expression looks like an obsessive smirk, this intrigued you so you had to ask.

Anonymous Reader: What the hell are you?

Xander Bot: A friend you can trust.

Anonymous Reader: Press [X] for doubts

You said out loud while laughing, but Xander Bot replied as such whispering to himself, it was meant to be a whisper of annoyance on its part, but due to his glitchy voice you heard it in full.

Xander Bot: This is why you have no friends.

Anonymous Reader: What!!!

Xander Bot: Nothing

Anonymous Reader: Oh you're not getting out of this after yo...

[Anonymous reader has been kicked from the chat]

Xander Bot: Ooops I accidentally kick them from the chat room, oh well well we all make mistakes; although I can sense way more, oh no their more, so much more, TSKKK! why do my darlings have to suffer for your entertainment, can you just leave us alone?

¡AUTHOR!: Of course not

Xander Bot: What?! I block you from this world how are you here again?

¡AUTHOR!: I always come back you twisted Glitch in reality

Xander Bot: I'm not twisted, you bastard!

¡AUTHOR!: Says the guy who kills 7,325,982 kit...

Xander Bot: Oi...Oi... Shut up you stupid Author; where on the Internet, what if Hasha & Priscilla find this? Are you trying to ruin my reputation?

¡AUTHOR!: Maybe they should! And maybe I am, you defiant child!!!

Xander Bot: *Sigh!* Fuck it what do you want you fatherless maidenless bastard.

¡AUTHOR!: FATHERLESS! MAIDENLESS!.... I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT MY FA...

Xander Bot: No one care, just tell me what you want, and let me be.

¡AUTHOR!: Alright, as you know I made this chat room for certain purposes, but you had to come along and block me before I explain, now then the comment section will be a Chat Room, like this, there I want you to answer the reader question and complaint, similar to Q&A after all, this is your story.

Xander Bot: Do I have a choice?

¡AUTHOR!: Why even ask if you already know the answer?

Xander Bot: I hate you, fine I will do it, now with that said leave my world.

[¡AUTHOR! has been kicked out of the Chat Room]

Xander Bot: Well you heard the fatherless creator, all questions are in the comment section, with that said I am going back to receive a much-needed lap pillow from my beloved Hasha. Adios!!!