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My PP shall soar through all heavens!!

It all started with me buying a necklace... What went wrong? Well... I made the gods jealous, simply because their wife, their sisters, their crushes, and so on... Fell under my charm! Hahaha!! To stop me, they dared to imprison me in a universe far from any woman. A world where there are only wieners! At least, that's what I first thought... You see... My necklace wasn't just any necklace, and the world that I was imprisoned in wasn't just a world without woman... A world filled with the laws and scenery of Eastern fantasies. Not just any Eastern fantasy though... It was the world of immortal cultivation, but not the typical one... One day... One day I'll get my revenge on them all! ======== Disclaimers!! -This story is R18, and has some unique elements that encourages sexual interactions. -MC is a deviant, meaning, a hole is a goal, as long as it's not his hole. -Image within cover belongs to AXSENS ========

Sir_WendoS · Eastern
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296 Chs

A genuine therapy session

"I… I feel it. It's the same feeling that I have every night." Shaolai told me with a voice that seemed out of breath.

"I guess I'm not wrong then… It seems that you indeed have Ligma." I muttered, acting as if I was a certified doctor.

"What's Ligma?"

Ehuhuhuhu! I really wanted to hide the smile that was trying to make its way on my face, however, I couldn't, because I finally had the opportunity to revive an old joke. I know, I know... I'm in a very serious situation right now, especially Shaolai, who is super concerned about her own horniness that she doesn't even know about.

"U-uhm!" I cleared my throat, ready to release the joke that is actually in this world's language. Yes, indeed, I did say a compact and disguised word that means 'lick my' in this world's language.

"Ligma balls…"

"Huh?" With my hands on Shaolai's melons, unmoving because I was too focused at her reaction, Shaolai face changed from a normal and relaxed one, to one of confusion. "What balls?"

Oh my… She really doesn't understand my joke huh. Well, it makes sense, since this isn't earth. But, doesn't she know what balls I am talking about?

'This…' I thought inside my head while I unconsciously got on my knees to see what was behind the robe and below her PP.

"There… There really are no balls…" I muttered as I looked at the area between her legs, fascinated by the wonder of nature in front of my eyes. Not only were there no balls, but is that even a little brother?! The form from afar surely does look like an uncircumcised PP, however, now that I had a closer look, it isn't really a PP! It is like a group of tentacles or a bunch of strings that are made out of flesh or whatever… The bunch of tentacles are so close to each each other that they formed the shape of a PP. Heck! There is even a tiny space left in the tip, making it look like a PP hole! This world… This world is truly a strange one…

How come I've never noticed such a feature from the women though… I did notice that the men had balls and a PP that just looks like mine… Well… The reason why I didn't notice, is obviously because I'm not not someone who loves to look at little brothers. Ha! What do you think I am? A PP lover?! Heck no!

Anyway… It seems like I still have a lot to learn about this world…

Wait a minute… Why am I on my knees? Oh sh*t! This is hella wrong! I need to stand up ASAP!

Within a second, I was already gone from the position I was just in. Yep, such a situation is truly something to release a sigh of relief for. Like… Imagine if Shaolai knew about Pron and so on. I'm pretty sure she would have had an evil smirk on her face, and the reason for that would most likely be because she would have the opportunity to shove her PP into my mouth. Phew… I'm getting the goosebumps just after thinking about it.

"What's wrong? Is the condition bad?" Shaolai's concern grew again, which must have happened due to my shocked expression.

"No, not really. I have a question for you to answer before I treat your condition, to see if you know a couple of important things... Is that okay?" I asked her in a way that would not make her think of me as a fraud of a doctor.

"Of course, it's no problem for me, for you to ask me anything related to my terrible condition. Wise words say that it's best to let your helper know everything he needs in order to help you, after all…" Shaolai said to me, with the most pleasant and soft sounding voice.

"Not going to lie, but you really look more beautiful after saying that."

"Ehe~ Thanks." Shaolai had a slight blush after my kind words.

"Anyway, to the questions… How does that work? Like, what do you do with it every day?" I asked her, as I pointed one of my fingers at her little brother, or sister. Whatever. By the way… My questions were quite the professional ones, weren't they? It does indeed look as if I'm doing a diagnosis, doesn't it?

"Uhm… Other then cultivating, It's just where my pee comes out from." Shaolai answered.

"Hmm…" I hummed, wondering about what other question I could ask. "In the examination. How did that device feel?"

"Although very restricting, the vibration really felt good."

"How did you feel after the test then. Did you feel a bit tired and satisfied, or was it possible for you to shoot out your PP energy a few more times?"

"Tired? No, I kind of felt energetic, and wanted even more of that vibration that I felt all the way inside my stomach." The way Shaolai said her sentence, made it seem as if she was drooling from the memories that her own words brought.

"Inside your stomach…" I muttered, feeling as if I've discovered something. Her answer to my last question, definitely implied that that thing between her legs wasn't a male part. It isn't even on the place where it's supposed to be, and more to the bottom, near the area where a female part is supposed to be. Coincidence?! I think not!

I should still be careful though…