112 Willy the Wheel of Fortune

Willy went from 0 to 100 as soon as someone pulled his lever…

The wheel rattled as it spun so fast Ben couldn't make out any of the items…until it was too late…

Gazing at the white segment showing the selections, Ben tapped his foot with anxiety as the spinning decelerated. It was clear the pointer would land between one of the two remaining selections, but one appeared to be…far less terrible than the other…

As the pointer slowed to a crawl on top of the current selection, Ben shivered…

It was a drawing of some kind of muscular veiny monster with a menacing grin, a chimera that possessed the torso of a man and the head of a penis…

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Ben observed the pointer approach the spot between the two selections, unclear on which side it would land. "No…don't end up on that…" He wanted no part of the c*ck-monster...and stepped away from the wheel on instinct. "Why are its eyes following me?!?"

He could swear the drawing was alive!