Onahole Boudoir (Part 1)

[Entering the Golden Orc Fortress]

[Golden Rule 1: The tribute coins obtained from hunting 'minions of the Golden Realm' are tripled]

[Golden Rule 2: The tribute coins from 'minions of the Golden Realm' equivalent to bosses are increased by twentyfold]

"Kya! What do we do!"

As soon as we dived in, Yuuna's joyful scream could be heard.

"This is the 'Golden' realm that's said to earn the most! The competition is really fierce. I can't believe such a honey dungeon has appeared at the academy!"

"Aren't you happy even though we haven't cleared it yet?"

"Clear? Of course we have to! Now, everyone check your belongings and equipment, and let's proceed."

Everything looks fine except for the smartphone.

"Are you okay, Hena?"

"Yeah, I'm fine just hanging around like this."

Hena was holding my hand tightly.

Her small, white, and soft hand was in stark contrast to the strong, veiny man's hand.

Just holding hands made me feel like I might get an erection, as if to prove my body's youthful vigor.

'Don't get carried away…'

I'm not on a backpacking trip with two pretty schoolgirls.

Although my body was already excited as if it was, this place is a dungeon lurking with dangerous monsters.

We have to keep our wits about us, or it could get dangerous.

We had only touched a gravitational anomaly that distorts space, but we were no longer at the academy; we were in a completely different world.

To put it plainly, a ruin buried under a desert.

'It was a forest last time.'

The map is different this time.

There are dark passages wide enough for about three people to pass through on both sides, and from the wide-open ceiling, sunlight and fine sand are pouring down like a waterfall.

Yuuna looked back at us while stretching.

"Kim Sang-hyuk. Have you ever shown your skills to Hena? Wouldn't it be better to tell her in advance so she's not surprised?"

She seemed to be worried because of her own surprising experience.

It was a very valid point.

"But how do I explain this?"

"…Uhm, so…"

My attack induces the enemy's personality excretion?

Maybe it's better not to say anything…

I still don't know everything about the 'Personality Excretion'. What I do know is that it aligns with the tastes of En the Goddess of Adult Games.

It boasts outstanding compatibility with the talent of the protagonist of 'Onaaka', a collector of onaholes.

Personally, I think it's a finishing skill because of its characteristic of ignoring the enemy's defense.

"Hena, behind you!"

Yuuna drew her sword. It seemed like the perfect opportunity to show her skills had just appeared.

"Kwoooargh!"

A green monster, much larger than a goblin, raised its arms towards Hena.

"I'll handle it!"

I immediately pulled out my Glock and aimed.

"Hena, cover your ears!"

Bang!

The bullet cleanly hit the orc's head. However, it was tougher than I thought and wasn't completely stopped.

'It's okay.'

I can use it slowly after giving the shock.

'Personality Excretion.'

Maybe it withstood the headshot, but can it withstand an excretion shot?

"Kwuk!?"

I was confident of victory. The orc that had tried to ambush Hena began to stagger, clutching its belly.

"It doesn't look like we need to hit it anymore."

Yuuna remarked, judging that it was over with just one shot.

'Personality Excretion' boasts exceptional power. Soon, the orc's ragged pants started to bulge, and gray personality jelly burst out.

"Ugh! That's disgusting…"

Yuuna stepped back with a look of disgust.

"What is this?"

"It's like the soul of the orc."

It's easier to understand if you think of it as a concept similar to a soul. Since neither character nor soul actually excretes as 'something with substance' from the body, if you materialize such a thing and extract it, Hena would understand.

"Is it dead?"

Hena asked again.

"No. The character jelly is still connected to the main body."

'Penetration (Crimson)' sees even the invisible. The character jelly is still connected to the main body, like a Bluetooth device. So…

If you nudge the mindlessly approaching jelly with your foot.

"Kyi, Kyik."

The main body groans in response. Everything was as expected so far.

"This is strange…"

"It feels like I'm abusing it severely, even though I didn't do much."

I think so too.

It's telling that even hunters who take the lives of monsters would find it uncomfortable.

It might be because Yuuna is kind-hearted, but…

"I'm going to finish it now."

I stepped on the character jelly firmly and quietly chanted.

"Become an onahole."

Using the character jelly as a material, I create an onahole.

Since the onahole becomes the new body of the character, the connection with the main body quickly becomes tenuous.

In other words, the main body becomes like an empty shell.

"This is my skill, Hena."

"The orc has become cute."

…

Yeah, let's go with that. It's become cute.

It's something that Hena doesn't hate me for.

Even when it comes to onaholes, she reacts like this when she sees something dark and vulgar right before her eyes.

Beyond innocence, it's almost like she's defenseless.

Yuuna has a complicated expression, unsure whether Hena's behavior is an act or not.

Hena wasn't acting…

[You have acquired the 'Firearms Proficiency' skill]

When I turn the personality jelly into an onahole and make the main body into a shell, it seems to count as a death.

There's really no more complete way to neutralize it than this.

"Kkuwok. Kkuwook."

"Kkuiik."

The orcs gathered around, perhaps hearing the sound of gunfire.

"I'll take care of the front alone! Can you handle the back, Kim Sang-hyuk?"

"You saw it, right? These guys can't touch me."

"That's if things keep going well."

Didn't I tell you? I'm Kim Sang-hyuk, the top marksman recognized by the Ministry of National Defense.

In a corridor with no place to dodge, where they're shuffling their huge bodies and making such big targets, they're as good as dead!

"Cover your ears, Hena!"

Thud.

I felt something was jamming. It was the last thing I expected—a bad round.

'A jam here?'

"Kkuwoook!"

Just as I was about to engage in a fistfight, Hena stepped forward to protect me.

I was taken aback by that.

I never knew that she, whom I thought I had to protect at all costs, would bravely defend me like this.

I might have been underestimating Hena, knowing that I shouldn't.

"I'll handle this."

Hena blocked the orc's attack with her Wallnut Staff and cast 'Formless Magic Bullet', pushing back the orc, which was larger than her, with a shockwave. Meanwhile, I cleared the jammed round from the chamber and aimed again.

'It's said that guns break easily inside dungeons.'

Don't panic. Getting flustered is more fatal than a jam… I thought, but then—thud!

"Damn it…!"

Two jams in a row, that's just not right!

"It's not a defective product, is it!?"

Yuuna, who had already taken down three orcs, giggled.

"What did I tell you~?"

"It's not just about the 5% chance, that's the thing!"

"Your Craftsmanship stat is still low and your Proficiency skill is at the lowest rank. The failure rate is going to be over 30%. Just so you know, the power is also reduced."

So, I have to deal with all this nonsense about guns in a dungeon?

Anyway, I resolved the misfire again, pulled back the slide, and aimed. By now, Hena had already taken down two orcs.

'Hena had a higher overall assessment than me…'

When it comes down to it, she's my senior in dungeon raids.

The erotic childhood friend who sobs while her breasts are being squeezed, the model student at the academy…!

I discard the foolish thought that firearms will always meet my expectations.

"I'll protect you, Sang-hyuk."

"It's okay. Send me a few more!"

「Yaksha Charge」

I wasn't just aiming from behind; I used the charge skill to charge and knock back the orcs with body slams. Then I fired.

"Personality Excretion Double Tap!"

Bang! Bang!

"Kkuiiik!?"

One orc eliminated.

"Let's do this together, Hena."

"That's the first time you've said that…"

"Did I ever use you as a shield in the past?"

"Uh, yes? Yes…"

Damn it. I can't back down even more now!

"Personality Excretion Soccer Kick!"

"Kkuiiik!?"

I thought it would be enough to fight with just a gun, but I could barely pull my own weight, having to repeatedly clear jams from the unreliable Glock and resorting to hand-to-hand combat.

Hena's magic.

「Formless Magic Bullet」never malfunctioned, was powerful, and was fast.

Even though it was the most basic type of magic, I could tell that it was much more effective than firearms within the dungeon.

'Let's put aside the fact that it malfunctions often.'

The reduced power is a bit painful.

If it hadn't been for the 'Personality Excretion', would it have taken four shots to kill an orc?

'At least it's one-shot, one-kill, which is good.'

Right. It's not all disadvantages. I can take down orcs with the decisiveness of a skilled B-Rank hunter like Yuuna.

A fallen orc will never rise again…

Bang!

"Become an onahole."

And I recite it with charisma.

Hena, who had been quietly watching me, raised her staff and shouted.

"I want to join in, too."

"What?"

"Become an onahole! Yah!"

"Pffft…!"

Yuuna, who was fighting from behind, burst into laughter.

"Yeah! Let's do it together!"

Hunting should be fun, right?

"Become an onahole!"

"Become an onahole!"

Hena became the mysterious onahole girl.

[Your level has increased]

[Your level has increased]

[Your 'Firearms Proficiency' level has increased]

Oh, nice.

After easily taking down dozens of orcs like slicing a cake, the silent XP bar exploded.

My growth plate is wide open!

[Your level has increased]

[Your level has increased]

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Hena supports me with her 'Formless Magic Bullets'.

"The orcs are starting to look cute, Sang-hyuk!"

"Yeah. Become an onahole!"

"Become an onahole! Hehe. It's like a magic spell."

"Hena! It's not right for a girl to keep saying 'onahole, onahole'!"

Personality jellies also vary slightly in color from one individual to another. To Hena's eyes, the repulsive orcs transformed into colorful toys, so it wasn't strange for her to say they 'became cute'.

'We're starting to overwhelm them with firepower.'

The malfunction rate hasn't decreased, but my hands have gotten faster at dealing with the jams.

Since Hena doesn't have to worry about close combat with the orcs and can just pour out magic bullets, our job has become simpler.

Soon, the last one fell after getting hit by my excretion shot.

[Your 'Firearms Proficiency' level has increased]

[Your level has increased]

[You have acquired the skill 'Onahole Enhancement']

What is this?

['Onahole Enhancement' has been set to onahole!!… Enhances the overall capabilities of an onahole.]

A buff skill? What exactly happens when you enhance an onahole?

Does it improve tightness or durability…

"Why? Sang-hyuk? Did you learn a new skill?"

…

It wasn't a topic I could discuss with my childhood friend with the big chest who was looking at me with beautiful eyes.

Would Yuuna understand?

"Did you learn something weird again?"

I thought about asking her if it would be okay to treat her as an onahole, but then I decided against it.

"Let's just pick it up for now."