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My Knowledge Of Cultivation Is Completely Shattered

[Check out my other book it's way much better] Book Name: Project Relife: 2x Isekai System ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Grand Elder pondered for a while before posing out his answer, "Aryan, have you read any history books on the old ways of cultivation." "What?!!" “Ah, how to say…. The answer you gave is invalid in this era. That cultivation system you are talking about is a two-millennium old history. I don't know how you came to know about those, but it's better to erase them from your memory.” ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ This is what Aryan got to hear from his gramps, on his fifth birthday. Wang Huang, a genius venerable cultivator from the ancient era, died in an unforeseen accident while searching for his path to immortality. After being stuck in a dark space for an unknown period, he took rebirth as the first son of Aditya and Anisa. Till the age of five, he was fantasizing of becoming an overpowered MC with a harem filled with seductive, voluptuous and alluring ladies. But little did he know at that time, that the world of cultivation has taken many twists and turns over the past two millennia, and his past knowledge of cultivation is outdated!!! Even though Aryan past life knowledge became trash in that new era, he didn’t give up on his dream of becoming an overpowered MC and continued his journey. But again, little did he know, that the upcoming future events, starting from Cultivation, followed by Cross-dressing, Sci-Fi, Cultivation Technique……… Will keep on crushing him and his world view!!

TokyoAnime_Seven · Fantasy
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210 Chs

What is that thing that you are calling a thing but not a thing??!

The four mysterious persons were like the symbol of beauty on earth, the three young ladies and the youthful man all looked like as if they were in their 20s.

The man among the four had long silky blonde hair, sharp eyes, light pale ivory colored skin which complement his long pointy diamond-shaped face.

He moved forward and pouted "Hmph masters we are angry with you, five years!! For a whole five years you never summoned us not even once, never contacted us too, don't you know how to use Facebook or WhatsApp or any other social media? If yes, then admit it and I will teach you personally how to use social media at a discounted price."

One female among the three said "Brother, are you showing your vexation or your salesperson skill"

Aryan "pffftt", he was about to laugh but refrained from doing so. The blonde-haired man tried to look behind Anisa for the source of sound but she blocked him from peeping.

The female who interrupted the blonde-haired man was also quite a beauty, long ocean blue hair, small pink lip, fair white skin accompanied by a pair of crystal blue eyes and a round face resembling the appearance of a water deity, she bit her lips and said "Masters give us a proper explanation for not summoning us for the last five years or I will never talk to you hmph...".

"The reason must be something rational and appropriate or else I will never let you ride me again "said another beauty from the four. She too had long hair but crimson red, a heart-shaped face, red lips, tanned colored skin, and a pair of complementing reddish-brown eyes, giving her resemblance of a furious fire deity.

"Rational or irrational, I don't care about it anymore you must compensate us for our built-up frustration over the years, or else I will reveal all of your secrets," said the last of the three females in an annoyed voice, violet hair, purple crystal colored eyes, violet eyebrows, fair skin, and a heart-shaped face, she was giving the vibe of a goddess from heaven descended on earth.

Hearing their complaints the Grand Elder smiled a little, cleared his throat, and said "ahem, I know you all are angry with us for not summoning you over the years but I have a valid, rational, reasonable, and logical reason for it".

Hearing the Grand Elder way of speaking the violet hair beauty frowned a little and replied to him in a furiously mocking voice "Then let us listen to that valid, rational, reasonable, and logical reason of yours ."

Grand Elder "The thing is....."

Violet haired beauty "Thing is..."

Grand Elder" Yes, I am saying that the thing is..."

"You have indulged yourself in gambling all these years" interrupted the crimson red beauty.

Grand Elder "....."

Violet haired beauty "You tomato brained don't interrupt"

The Grand Elder went back behind Anisa, held Aryan from between his armpits like carrying a teddy bear and said "I was playing with this thing"

Crimson red beauty "....."

Ocean blue beauty "...… "

The blonde-haired young man "...."

Violet haired beauty "....…."

Grand Elder simply blinked and laughed at their speechlessness and was about to say something when all of a sudden

Crimson red beauty "Kyaaaa".

Ocean blue beauty "Kyaaaaaa".

Violet haired beauty "Kyaaaa".

Anisa "Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaa".

Aditya "Anisa, why are you shouting now?? "

"Oops, I got caught in the chain reaction"

"Master what is that cute moe moe thing," asked the Blonde haired young man.

Before the Grand Elder uttered a word, he felt like his hand that was carrying Aryan before was now grasping air, he looked at his empty hand then to the blonde-haired man with suspect, the blonde-haired man nodded his head in disdain and looked behind him.

What he saw was something new for his eyes, his three grumpy moody sisters were holding that moe moe kawaii thing in the middle and rubbing their cheeks with him!!

The Grand Elder entered between those three, grabbed Aryan, and "hwishhh....", teleported back to where he was before.

The three beauties said at once in a possessive tone "Master give us that thing and we will forget about the past".

Grand Elder "Ahem, this thing that you are calling a thing is not a thing!!!".

"Then what is that thing that we are calling a thing but is not a thing??".

"Okay, I will tell, that thing, that you are calling a thing but is not a thing, is the reason for not summoning you all these years."

"Grand Elder, can you explain to us how is that thing, that we are calling a thing but is not a thing, is the reason for not summoning us in the last five years?"

"The thing that you are calling a thing but is not a thing, and the thing that is the reason for not summoning you all in the last five years is none other than my grandson".

"Oh, it's just your grandson."

The blonde-haired young man "Oh that thing is just your grand...what the fu**".

The Grand Elder laughed like he had won a battle and said with over brimming confidence, "My Grandson."

"Nani....."

Silence~~~~~~~~~~~

The blonde headed man, "Let me confirm again. You didn't summon us all these years because you are too busy playing with your grandson!!! and the same applies to the other two masters too??"

Grand Elder "Yes".

Anisa "Yes".

Aditya "Yes".

The blonde-haired man looked back at his sisters nodded his head in agreement with them and said, "Masters then it's decided"

Crimson red beauty "Yes decided."

Ocean blue beauty "Decided"

Violet haired beauty "Decided then,"

Anisa "Decided what??"

The three beauty & the blond-haired man spoke at once "From now on we will live here with your grandson, we must increase his security by a million fold."

"Crick....crack.....crick....."

A small crack appeared on Anisa's heart, "Another doting person charmed by my son, looks like the competition is going to be tough."

Aditya "Then what about your duty as *****??"

Crimson red beauty "I resign"

Ocean blue beauty "I resign"

Violet haired beauty "I resign"

Blond-haired Youngman "I resign"

Grand Elder "I should have predicted it, something like this is bound to happen after taking a look at my grandson, sigh~~~~~."

"Okay do as you wish, but before that choose a successor for your duties" ordered the Grand Elder."

The four of them echoed at once "Yes Sir."

Unable to keep up with the pace of what was happening? Who are these three beauties and the blond-haired man?? What were their duties, what successor??? what is that thing that they are calling a thing but not a thing, the confusing tongue twisters???? and so on.....

Aryan was on the verge of crying, he hadn't uttered a single word in this event, that was going on around him, in his heart he was thinking 'In my previous life I was about to enter immortality in another hundred or two hundred years and was revered as a virtuous cultivator'.

But in this life, I was toyed and defiled from my head to toe soul to the core not only once but twice and that's also in a single day, first as a cross-dresser then as a teddy bear. Sob sob....sob sob~~~"

(Aryan grieved in his heart)

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