Being a Baby...again

I heard...It feels and my hearing. It felt like I was in water but I wasn't suffocating. Nothing like that. I tried feeling around but that drained my energy like it was straight up non existent. I then realized...

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MAN...Im in the freakin womb!

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I thought it would be like the other MHA novels I read where the nigga is taken out of the womb as a baby then grows up into protagonists. Well...I was wrong wasn't I?

Man...a whole nine months of aggravating my mom, sleeping and eating...I can survive that...Right?

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Nine months later...

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Bruh. It. Was.So. BOOOOOORING!!!!

Well I did learn a few things about myself and the world outside. I got what I could get without like falling asleep.

I've got a monkey tail.

My mom's name is Lucy.

My pop's name is Hiro.

So Im gonna go off a guess Ima probably be a Japanese/American. That would be new. I'm still years before canon starts so I've got time to think. And...that's about it for real.

Oh...Aaaaand...

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Im about to born. No pressure mom!

Lucy: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! TELL THAT BASTARD TO COME GET HIS KID OUTTA ME!" She said forcing the my head out

A nearby doctor spoke

Doc: "Ma'am we can't do that while you're giving birth-"

Oh lord he shouldn't have said that to a black pregnant woman...

Lucy: " Fine. YOU'RE his replacement then."

Lucy then abruptly grabbed the doctors hand and squeezed as hard as she could. The grip strength was crazy already due to her quirk but damn...I think she loki broke mans hand. All the doctors could only watch in pity as this mans hand was broken...

All the doctors moved around meticulously and skillfully helping with the birth. Only thing that could be heard from the room was my mom swearing at my dad.

My dad sat outside scared and contemplating his life choices now.

Hiro: "Last time I don't wear a fucking condom." his voice hoarse and quaking

Then after all was said...I mean Sworn and done...I entered the world of MHA...

Ok...I know it sounds stupid. But I loki wanted to do that scene I saw from 'The Misfit of Demon King Academy' where Anos straight up started speaking immediately. Man, I could but let me let nature take it's course...I'll start speaking when it's a year. I'll look like a prodigy nigga straight from heaven.

My mom held me in her hands with a soft and caring expression while she cried her eyes out. "Hey sniff My little man...You're sooo cute..."

Man...Hearing her heart felt words from my ears...It really struck me I was reborn. I really left my whole life behind...my friends...my family...and for the first time in a while...

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I cried genuine tears of sadness...

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My mom saw this and started gently shushing me and humming 'Once upon a Time' from undertale in a gentle reassuring tone. I felt so Safe...Loved...protected. I then stopped crying and listened to the lullaby my heart feeling a new sense of attachment to this woma...no...my mother.

My mom was drowsy and extremely tired after giving birth so the nurses took me from her and handed me to my dad.

Hiro with tears in his eyes smiled widely as he accepted me from the nurses hands. She then asked...

What will you name him?

Hiro only smiled before putting his thumb on my cheek to wipe away the tears...

I'll call him...Iruma