webnovel

My Dad Is An Immortal Virgin

Since time immemorial, women have been known as the downfall of men. Well, not for our MC Dante Black! Dante is a man on a mission and that mission is to transmigrate into a cultivation world and become the strongest existence, an existence that even surpasses the heavens! And what's the best way to do this you may ask? Foolish mortal, of course, it's to go solo! Have you heard the saying that a 30-year old virgin is a sage and a 40-year old virgin is a great sage? Well, what about a 100,000-year-old virgin?! Wouldn't that be equivalent to being a God? Even when Dante reaches the peak and decides to have a daughter, he will still not lay his hands on a woman! Thus, a situation where our MC reached immortality and had a daughter all while keeping his virginity! Will Dante ever find love or is he destined to be a virgin for eternity? ----------------------------------------------------------------- The cover is not owned by me! If the artist wants me to take it down, please contact me!

Dreyerboys · Fantasy
Not enough ratings
28 Chs

A Child?!

Okay, in all honesty, Dante's decision to 'make' a child might be a bit rushed, but what does it matter? Why can't he do things without thinking? He's not the strongest existence for nothing!

Also, what kind of person won't want to dote on a cute daughter?! Who knows, having a child might provide him with a new perspective that his ancient mind hasn't thought of.

Nevertheless, he's extremely bored and if there's one thing he knows about kids, it's that they are a handful. It doesn't matter if they are mortals, beasts, or cultivators, taking care of a child can be very time-consuming.

"Hahaha! Yes! I'll create the cutest daughter in the history of the Immortal Realm! That's the least I could do for a child that'll have my bloodline!"

Dante laughed joyously at the thought of having a super cute daughter! This is another one of Dante's mini-dreams that he's always wanted to fill ever since reading those Wuxia novels back on Earth!

The protagonists in most Wuxia novels had children, but these children were either rarely mentioned or basically forgotten by the main character on his journey to the top leaving his children for his wives to take care of!

Fuck these protagonists! They are no different than the fuck bois back on Earth who will raw dog a chick, cum in their cooch, then disappear from their lives!

Or if this isn't the case and the protagonist actually takes care of the children, it's usually towards the end of the novel or in the epilogues.

What the fuck is that?!

The MC reached the peak of martial arts, usually so he can confidently protect his loved ones, his only fucking goal, but we barely get to see him living a happy life with his loved ones at the end?!

"Now that I have reached the peak of martial arts, I can fill in the gaps for these protagonists! I will definitely spend all of my time with my daughter! I will make sure she won't grow up to be like those arrogant little shits- no wait, won't my daughter have the right to be arrogant? She'll undoubtedly be stronger than everyone else within the same realm except for me. Not to mention I'm literally the strongest being in existence at this point… She'll also be trained by me… Agh! Fuck! Who cares?! I'll deal with that in the future!"

"Also, I'll need to make sure that she doesn't get any fancy ideas like spreading my bloodline and techniques to others."

"I'm also in a dilemma of whether I should tie her life to mine so if, to get rid of any thoughts of betraying me when she gets strong enough. I've read way too many stories of children killing their parents over, power and control! Hmm… Well, fuck it! I'll tie her life to mine where she'll die if I die, but not vice versa. I'll cancel it in the future after she's earned my trust."

The reason Dante was having these thoughts is that he knows himself extremely well. He would definitely kill anyone stronger than himself even if it was his own parents!

He has to be the only strongest person or else he can't be titled 'the strongest'.

Dante's also a bit unsure of how his bloodline will affect his child. It could be said that his bloodline is extremely tyrannical and potent. It wouldn't be wrong to call his blood 'God's blood'.

He doesn't know if such a terrifying bloodline will affect his child's thoughts and state of mind.

"Doesn't matter! I'll just do a bit of… tinkering… to make sure that my daughter will be the cutest thing in the entire world! Cuteness for life!! Hahaha!"

Dante laughed like a crazy person while thinking about how he'll be taking care of such a cute child soon.

"Let's not waste any more time! I want to see my cute little daughter as soon as possible!" Dante yelled and immediately got to work!

There are a few ways Dante could think of in order to make a child, his child, without the need of a woman.

One, he could create a seed using his own essence and sperm cells then incubate it in his dantian.

Two, he could transform his sperm cells into an egg. This egg would be the size of a small dragon egg but would be similar in nature to an egg in a human woman's ovary. He'd then fertilize this egg with his sperm, blood, and Qi then wait for it to incubate.

Three, he could just use his own blood and Qi to directly form a baby.

All three ways would end up with similar, if not the exact same results. But naturally, Dante has his own preferences.

Incubating a baby in his dantian is a bit… much. At first, Dante felt like it'd be kind of funny. He could tell his daughter that he's both her mother and father since he's the one who carried her for 9 months, but after some thought, he realized that was the case even if he didn't keep her in his dantian.

Thinking like that, Dante has no intention of becoming a pregnant lady for no reason!

The third option is a no-go since it wouldn't feel real. It'd feel more like he's creating a plant or mineral rather than a child!

Therefore, by process of elimination, Dante chose the second option! He can be the one to create the egg, fertilize the egg, and even take care of the egg without having to keep it inside of him!

He can also use the time the baby's incubating to prepare! Dante's got a bunch of ideas that he wants to implement before the child is born and although for the current him those ideas could be finished with a thought, Dante wants to do most of it by hand! It's not like he has anything better to do anyway.

With his thoughts laid out, Dante sprung into action! Naturally, creating the egg and fertilizing it with his sperm then fusing it with his bloodline and Qi was incredibly easy for Dante. He also made sure that this egg will give birth to a girl and not some snot-nosed boy!

Soon after, a half-meter tall egg was created and plopped onto the ground. Although the egg was a bit big, the child inside will ultimately still come out looking like a newborn baby!

The egg itself was silver and gold in color with a pair of wings etched out on one side. The egg also started to produce a very domineering but musical aura which was obviously caused by Dante's bloodline.

Immediately after creating the egg, Dante could feel a connection to it, and not just the connection of the child's life is linked to his, but a different kind of connection.

He could feel with every fiber of his being that this was his child. Even if he were to be in a room with a thousand other clones of his child and each clone looked exactly the same and even had the same aura, Dante would be able to tell which one was his daughter.

Dante was stuck in a trance looking at this newly created egg with a big smile on his face!