Things began to get strange from the moment a team used an off-road vehicle for a tug of war game.
After all, who ties a rope to an off-road vehicle for a tug of war?
Everything seemed normal, despite the unusual tactics.
Using an off-road vehicle in tug of war could be rationalized— it has more horsepower.
But, when a team left the high stage doused in kerosene and the tug-of-war rope smeared with lubricant, things quickly spiraled out of control.
Some set timed bombs on the platform.
Others sprayed poison gas on the platform.
Sooner or later, tug-of-war barely resembled its former self.
However, glimpses of the original tug-of-war could still be seen, until a huge cannon blew up the basketball court.
Only then did everyone understand the true rules of the 123 Wooden Man.
When I tell you not to move, you better not move, or I'll bomb the heck out of you with a huge cannon.
Thus… the event was a complete farce.
It couldn't get worse.