35 Lunch Brawl!

Bullet jumped out and Mei grinned, holding a headband in her mouth. Katsuki looked at the one in his hand and shouted "DAMN IT! AHHHHHHH!"

The camera zoomed in on Mei and the 10 million headband fluttered from her mouth!

The crowd exploded with uproarious cheers and shouts!

Mei waved the headband, clenching it over her head as Bullet roared at the sky!

Present Mic shouted "TEAM HATSUME CLINCHES THE TOP SPOT! UNNNNNBEEELIEEEEEEEVAAAAAAAAAAABLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

He stepped on the desk in front of him and shouted out loud "FIRST PLACE GOES TO TEAAAAAAAAAAAAM HATSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

The crowd roared, "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Izuku, Katsuki, and Shoto held up headbands as Present Mic shouted crazily "SECOND PLACE, TEEEEEEEEAM MIDORIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! FOLLOWED BY A TIE BETWEEN TEAM BAKUGO AND TODOROKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! A FIERY END TO THE CATACLYSMIC SECOND EVENT!"

Midnight cracked her whip, shouting "AND THAT'S IT BOYS!" Present Mic shouted "T-T-T-T-T-T-THAT'S A WRAP ON THE SECOND EVENT! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER A SHORT 1 HOUR LUNCH BREAK! WANNA GRAB A BITE, ERASERHEAD? HOW ABOUT YOU, MIDNIGHT?"

Bullet took off the wolf mask and his normal mask, smiling happily as Mei hugged his neck, saying "We won! WE WON! HAHAHA!" Before letting him go and clenching her fist, shouting "I NEVER HAD ANY DOUBTS!" Bullet smiled happily and the gauntlets and boots collapsed to scrap iron.

Mei's eyes bulged "WOW! You-" she looked up at him as they were out of sight, "You held them together for me?" Bullet nodded and explained happily "Break. No good. People watch! See. Not good." Mei jumped at him and hugged his neck, "AMAZING! WHERE WOULD YOU BE WITHOUT ME?! AHAHAH!"

Bullet blushed happily and she rubbed her cheek on his face, laughing crazily "YOU BROKE MORE OF MY BABIES! YOU OWE ME YOUR ENTIRE LIFE! HAND OVER YOUR LIVER!" Bullet didn't understand but he nodded, she stretched his cheeks, laughing happily "THAT'S THE FACE! I HOPE YOU NEVER LEARN!"

Bullet nodded again, Mei pulled him in and stuck her eyeballs on his face, "Hehe! I HAVEN'T EATEN LUNCH IN WEEKS! HUNGRY! FOOD! NOW! LET'S GO!" as she turned around and dragged him away.

Bullet was dragged by her as she kicked the door to the cafeteria open, shouting "WOW! LOOK AT ALL THE TRASH! AHAH!" everyone looked over and Mei glared, laughing "WHAT ARE YOU NO-NAMES LOOKING AT?! MY INTENSELY SUPERIOR IQ?!"

Bullet nodded with his arms crossed, getting dragged behind Mei like a doll.

She continued walking, humming to herself.

Someone stepped in front of her, saying "Heh… Where do you get off, thinking you're better than us? Eh? First year?" Mei looked up and said "Woah! Did you file for your 401k this year, old man?!" The guy grinned and clenched a fist, claws coming out of his knuckles!

He said "Say that again, kid!"

Mei laughed at the sky, "Idiot! Who do you think you are!? Questioning me?! Who am I?! I'M YOUR GOD! YOUR CREATOR! AHAHAHAH!" Bullet stood up behind her, tilting his head as he looked at the guy, saying "Hm? Problem?"

The guy looked at him and grinned, "Oh? You wanna protect your little nutjob girlfriend?" You got the guts? I'lll have you know I-" Bullet didn't know what he was saying, but he looked aggressive to Mei, that was all Bullet needed!

Bullet shot his arm over Mei's head, punching the guy in the face, lifting him off the ground!

Everyone was shocked and backed off, someone shouted "FIGHT! AHAHAH!"

Bullet pulled Mei behind him, his expression contorting to a very cruel one as he tilted his head back and to the side, "Hero? We think more Trash. Heh heh…" Mei peeked from around Bullet, grinning "Come on, my bodyguard is SUPER strong! Imagine if he had a Quirk! Hah! BUT HE DOESN'T NEED ONE, HE HAS ME!"

The guy got up and wiped his nose, grinning "You think a quirkless freak like you can get the jump on me?!" he shot out metal claws from his hands, "You ever read the old comic X-Men?!"

Bullet's lips curled into a sarcastic sneer, "We don't understand. But you real trash." the Guy's veins throbbed and he lunged at Bullet, stabbing forward!

Bullet's expression turned cruel, "MASK KILLED YOU!" as he grabbed the guy's wrist, stepping forward as he dodged a swipe! He pulled the wrist and shot his fist over, punching the guy in the face!

The guy spat out some teeth before they grew back, "I got regen, asshole!" as he charged at Bullet again!

Bullet pushed Mei back as he tilted back, dodging the wild swipes, grinning sarcastically, "Miss, miss, miss. Wow, good. Real Hero. Maybe beat baby! Maybe though!" Bullet stepped forward and slipped the swipes, clenching his fists as he punched the guy in the stomach, making him curl!

The guy coughed up bile, as Bullet uppercut him in the chin before grabbing his arms and laughing cruelly, slamming him in the ground!

Bullet stomped on his face before kicking him into the wall! He shot towards the guy and grinned, "KNUCKLE FISSURE!" before shooting out punches one after the other just like All-Might but much slower!

The guy glared at Bullet and punched him in the shoulder!

Three metal claws passed through as everyone sucked in a cold breath, Mei covered her mouth in shock but Bullet grinned savagely, "WEAK!" as he snapped his other arm forward, punching the guy in the face as he followed through, smashing him through the wall!

Bullet walked out of the hole, going outside as he laughed "Weak trash!" he sat on the guy's stomach and swung his fists, "WEAK WEAK WEAK! HAHAHAHAH!" the guy's face splattered with blood as Bullet punched him unconscious, but he didn't stop!

Mei jumped on Bullet's back, saying "AH! STOP! BULLET! EYEBALLS! ENOUGH! STOP FOR ME! DAMNIT!" Bullet threw Mei off him before his face changed and he lunged out, catching her.

Bullet held Mei and sighed, "Sorry. Mask crazy. Bullet lose control." Mei flipped up and fired a thumbs up, grinning "NO PROBLEM! I LIKE WHEN YOU GO CRAZY! YOU. CRAZY. GOOD. ME HAPPY. GET IT?!" Bullet was shocked and smiled shyly, burying his face in the floor, his ears burning red.

Mei raised his arms, shouting happily "AND THE WINNER IS EYEBALLS! RAAAAAAAAAH!"

Eijiro threw his arms up and shouted "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH! HAHAHA! I'M NEXT! ANY TAKERS!? HUH!? HOW ABOUT YOU, THE UGLY LOSER!" the 'ugly loser' turned into a stone golem and said "Me?! Eh, little asshole!?"

Eijiro hardened into a sharp monster, "Yeah you, big asshole!" as they collided with punches!

Fumikage looked at the ceiling, "My darkness moves me to experience life and death combat…"

A kid from Class-1B looked at him and let out a breath, "Such a dark aura… It lingers like the black unknown of the abyss!" Fumikage and the completely pitch black kid locked eyes and started fighting instantly!

A battle of the Dwellers in Darkness, if you will…

A metal guy, Tetsutetsu tapped his foot impatiently, "Hurry up, Kirishima! I want next!" Eijiro shouted "Get your own fight, copycat!" before pausing as he backed off, spreading his sharpened claw hands, laughing at the ceiling, madness in his eyes "NAH! I'LL FIGHT YOU BOTH! AHHAHAHAH! COME ON! I'LL TEAR YOU APART!"

Tetsutetsu was shocked and angry, the Golem guy shouted angrily "YOU MAKIN' FUN OF ME, SHORTSTACK!? AHHHH!" Eijiro fought him again, punching him in the stoneface, making cracks!

Mei dragged Bullet to the counter, saying excitedly "Spicy Ramen and Chocolate cake please! Ah! Katsu Fried Rice too!" Lunchrush looked at the battle arena in his cafeteria helplessly, these kids were really fired up!

He said "Look what you did, Mei…" sighing to himself as he handed them the food, asking "Are you okay, Bullet?" Bullet tore off his sleeve, wrapping his shoulder, giving a thumbs up, "SPICY CHICKEN!"

Lunchrush laughed, "Yeah! Spicy Chicken! Hahaha…"

Mei waved at Lunchrush and ran off, dragging Bullet to a table with a good view of the fights. Bullet slurped noodles happily while Mei stuffed her mouth with chocolate cake, saying "Waaah! And Hard-Man punches the Golem guy!" she swayed back and forth with a crazy look on her face, laughing!

Bullet slurped his noodles with his eyes squinted in delight, completely silent.

Mei shook him while laughing and pointed at the fights, talking to him. He smiled happily as she continued talking and laughing, really having fun! Bullet was happy that she seemed happy, although he couldn't understand what she was saying, she was extremely cute when she was excited.

Bullet licked his thumb and wiped the chocolate from the corner of her mouth, she paused and smiled at him, very happily. He smiled in return and she kissed her hand, slapping him before turning back to her friend rice, devouring it.

Bullet rubbed his cheek and smiled happily, was this like those dramas? He blushed deeply, looking shy! Was this…

Was this?!

A PROPOSAL?!