Escaping Re-Destro's Tower
Skeptic frowned, "Curious should've never been on the front lines. We can't even use the footage for our narrative." Rikiya sighed and said "She will be missed." Bullet sighed, "Bullet tell her, whoever brainwash you don't really care about you. Say when you die, not care at all… hah… Bullet was right, so sad. Why no listen?" He sighed sadly and shook his head.
Rikiya snorted and turned back to the windows, watching the war from high above.
Skeptic continued, "Himiko Toga collapsed in a shed, she's not dead yet. But for Curious' story, she has to. I'll take care of it. Not to mention, when we release the footage of her corpse, it will be a triumphant moment."
Bullet's face twitched and Giran muttered "This guy keeps talking about footage this, footage that. He's got cameras?" Skeptic sneered, "You insufferable negative IQ chimp. Are your neurons even firing at this moment? You asked an obvious question for what? Confirmation? Just speak properly like a functioning human being! Of course I have cameras placed everywhere in town. The tragic but inspiring story of how a town full of people fought off a villain attack and won, it's simply the most perfect story for our Meta Human War."
Bullet sat down and sighed, "Silly guy, Bullet ask you seriously. You ever touch woman? You sound like you missing woman in life." Giran laughed and Skeptic glared at Bullet through his bangs.
Bullet spread his hands, sighing "Tell you, Bullet also have girlfriend. Much smarter than you. Why you so annoying? You try and relax, Bullet help with breathing cycles, okay? In and out just like this…" Rikiya said loudly "Enough! Do you think this is a joke?!"
Bullet turned to him and nodded, "Yes." Rikiya grit his teeth and chuckled "You'll see a joke soon enough. Just wait." Bullet sighed and rolled his eyes, "Alright, let me see. You have, like, a projector or something? No idea what's going on! This is so boring, just kill me already…" as he leaned against the back of the chair, holding up his hands in surrender.
Rikiya ignored him as Skeptic paused, "Hm?" Bullet sighed and said "You… So stupid." Skeptic frowned at him as Bullet shook his head, laughing. Skeptic frowned angrily, "Speak! Freak!" Bullet laughed at him and held his stomach, leaning back with the chair, "HAHAHAH! Bullet listen to you. Kill Himiko, failed. Break Twice think not fight back… Himiko Quirk evolve. Twice crazy, you want to know why?"
Bullet slapped his knee and laughed "Idiot! Idiot! HAHAHA! The Meta Lunatic Army only training ground for League of Villains! Bullet understand now. You so unbelievably stupid, Bullet wonder if you say big words to look smart!" he pointed at Skeptic's anger face, saying "Twice crazy! Think he a double himself! You hurt him real bad, what do you think happen?! He no use Quirk too much because he scared of vanishing! But he still knows that clones will vanish when enough damage is done!"
Bullet leaned back on his chair, holding his stomach and laughing, "You cured his disease! Good job! HAHAHAHAH!" Skeptic froze as Twice started doubling like a mad man, hundreds of thousands of doubles flooded the entire Deika city! Skeptics puppets were mangled and the Army started suffering huge losses as Twice's doubles overran everything around him!
Bullet slapped his forehead and laughed at Skeptic's horrified face, "Twice's Quirk doubles and doubles infinitely! All doubles double and those doubles double again! How many minutes until the entire town over?! You idiot! Idiot! This guy kill first! Before anyone else! You want to recruit him?! Hahahahaha!"
Skeptic left in anger and Bullet gave Giran a thumbs up, "Right?" Giran's lips twitched and he replied "I'll have you know, I happen to like Bubaigawara." Bullet laughed and smiled, "No worries, no pain when he's dead. I kill him fast, okay?"
Rikiya commented, "Very heroic of you." Bullet sighed with a smile, "What can I say? I'm just everyone's favorite~" before cracking his neck strangely and returning to his senses, smiling normally "Also, not only one crazy. Bullet nuts too. Hahah!"
Not even a minute later
The elevator opened and Twice stood there saying "Some lunatic cult leader is tryna ruin my favorite group!" Before shouting "WOAH! You gonna invent something for that vanishing hairline?! And people call ME crazy! Liberation Army? More like Chrome Dome cult! Pardon me, that was extremely rude. Hey Bullet! You're here too?! Came to join the League?! I dunno! Last time you tried blowing up the boss! AHA!"
Bullet laughed, waving "Hello." Rikiya turned back and the veins on his temples throbbed with intense rage.
Bullet grabbed Giran as Twice made copies of the League on the spot, saying "Heya Bullet! Don't worry, I'll catch ya!" Bullet grinned, "You're nuts!" as he smashed out the window, slapping his chest.
Rikiya froze as armor covered Bullet entirely. Bullet saluted, pulling the mask over his head, "See you, never!" as he threw out his binding cloth, dragging Giran with him as he shot away from the tower.
He touched a compartment on his back and pulled out a rifle, snapping it into one piece as he looked through the scope, asking "Giran, help aim, okay?" Giran was amazed, "Detnerat tech?! I underestimated you, kid! Awesome! Can you let me go, though? Technically, I'm not a villain, just a salesman." Bullet's lips twitched and he said "You crazy. You help and I let you go, okay?" Giran held the rifle steady with his good hand as Bullet aimed down the scope, targeting Spinner and Trumpet.
He let out a breath and said "Bye-bye." before pulling the trigger.
Spinner's head suddenly exploded like a watermelon as Twice clones shouted in shock "SPINNER!?" Bullet loaded another round and turned to Trumpet as he swung with his cloth, he looked with one eye and pulled the trigger, just missing his head, hitting his shoulder instead.
Trumpet fell to the ground and held his shoulder, screaming "AH! BASTARD KID!" Bullet brought Giran to the edge of the city, patting his shoulder, "Get out of here quick, okay?" Giran smirked, "I'll give you a discount next time I see you, kid! Promise!" as he ran off quickly.
Bullet curled his lips, "Sure… It's Nameless by the way!" Giran waved over his shoulder and disappeared.
He turned around and said to his chest plate, "Giran, Black Market Dealer. Tracking Bug in pants. Also able to hear from it, maybe useful later." before jumping up, pulling himself onto a streetlamp as he looked at the people glaring at him.
Bullet waved, "Bullet also Lunatic Cultist, believe?" he paused before correction, "Sorry, mean to say Liberation Army member. Just join, friends?" They shouted "Kill him!" Bullet dodged their Quirks and sighed, "Really! Tell truth nobody believe, just like 6th Concubine…"