Coed Baths?!
A LONG time later
Everyone was sitting at the camp, staring at the empty spot. Aizawa rubbed his eyes and Momo nodded with certainty.
The blonde lady, Pixie-Bob, asked "Huh? Where did the superstar go?"
Everyone in Class-1A replied in unison "He's lost." Pixie-Bob was stunned, "YOU ALL KNOW?!"
Meanwhile
Bullet was walking around and touching his lips, hmmm…
He walked on a sidewalk, wondering where he was. He was sure he was just in a forest. All he had to do was find a mountain right?
He continued forward and saw a sign for Mt. Fuji!
Bullet punched his palm, "Mountain! Haha! Not lost!" as he walked towards the sign, asking for directions.
Finally after a while, Bullet was standing outside a huge mountain, scratching his head. He looked around and saw many people taking pictures of the Mountain. He wondered why there were so many people at the training camp.
Someone said in a language Bullet didn't understand, "This time I'm reaching the top of Everest for sure! Ahaha!" Bullet rubbed his chin and muttered "Maybe…" He was shocked as he gasped "Wrong Mountain!?" he hurriedly left and came to another mountain.
This time the people were shouting "I had eyes but failed to see Mt. Tai!" Bullet was stunned and walked away quickly as someone shouted for him to stop for their young master.
Bullet hurried away and bumped into a green haired guy. Bullet and the guy looked at each other before shaking their heads and passing by each other.
Finally, Bullet came to a mountain and looked up, scratching his head, "Maybe this one good? Ha… 6th mountain today!" Pixie-Bob came out, riding a dirt beast, shouting "Found you! This is the wrong side of the mountain, you silly kitten~!" Bullet was shocked and shouted "Wrong side?! How many side mountain have?!"
Pixie-Bob laughed and threw him into her arms, hugging him as the beast turned around and left. She rubbed his face, saying "You're so cute~! Awie!" Bullet looked up at her and asked seriously "You have boyfriend?"
Pixie-Bob was stunned and Bullet continued "Aizawa single too! You like?" Pixie-Bob laughed happily and nuzzled him, "You are my favorite! Absolutely! You are too damn cute!" Bullet smiled happily and handed her a new card.
She read it and laughed, "Oh god! I'm gonna have a heart attack! My young maiden heart!"
A bit later
They got back and Bullet saw dinner, but nobody else.
Pixie-Bob told him to eat before going to bathe as she skipped away happily.
Bullet stuffed himself before letting out a satisfied breath.
He patted his stomach and went to the bathhouse, stripping down, holding a towel in his hand with the mask in the other. He slapped the towel on his shoulder and hummed to himself walking into the bathhouse only to see the girls.
They all froze and stared at him, Bullet waved "Hey!" before sitting in the water and humming to himself, asking Momo "Everyone else finish already? Only girls left?" the girls froze and floated in the water with red faces full of embarrassment.
Momo was relatively calmer, swallowing as she stuttered "N-N-No… This girl's b-bathhouse…" Bullet gawked and shouted in shock "Separated?! Bullet in wrong one?!" Momo covered her face and nodded.
Bullet was shocked and embarrassed, blushing in shame as he sank into the water, leaving half his red face exposed, "Sorry… didn't know… Never been bathhouse before…" the girls reacted and Mina smacked Bullet's head, shouting "You nutcase! Who would have coed bathhouses?! Are you crazy?!"
Momo held her hands out, saying "Alright, alright, calm down. It wasn't on purpose!" Jiro swallowed, "What do we do now?" Toru, Ochako, Mina, Tsuyu, and Momo fell silent.
Pixie-Bob kicked the door open, only wearing a towel as she laughed "Hahahah! What a funny kid!" before getting in the bath as well.
Bullet made bubbles and was extremely embarrassed, more so than the girls! What a stupid error! He came to the girl side by accident! He thought they all bathed together!
Pixie-Bob hugged him, laughing "What a cutie! We should bath together! Builds good relations! Ahah!" Bullet struggled and said "Ah! Help!" Mina stood on a rock and laughed in the nude "This is what you deserve!" before cannonballing in the water.
Ochako covered herself, blushing "Oh my! Mina! Stop!" Mina giggled, "He already saw! We saw him. Blah blah! Who cares!" as she swam around happily.
Momo sighed and washed herself. Bullet had already seen her before, what was the difference…
This trip was exhausting, boys or not she was going to relax…
Jiro was sad, she had nothing to cover… What was the difference between seeing and not seeing…
Meanwhile, Ochako said "Um, Pixie-Bob, maybe you should let him go? He doesn't seem able to breathe…" Bullet was flailing as Pixie-Bob hugged him and laughed, not caring at all!
Denki and the rest were frozen in the water, muttering "He… He's made it.. The holy land!" Katsuki grinned evilly, his eyes exploding with malicious thoughts as he swung his arms around, punching at the wall and blowing it up!
Everyone was shocked as Katsuki stood on the charred wood scraps in between the baths, completely nude, "HAHAHAH! HOW'S THAT!? THIS BASTARD WON'T GET ONE UP ON ME! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Denki cried tears of joy, "Bakugo, you're my hero!" as he jumped up, swan diving into the girl's side.
The girls shrieked and hid behind Pixie-Bob.
Jiro dove into Bullet's arms, covering herself up directly, shouting "PERVERTS!" Before shouting and slapping Bullet, "AHHH! WHY ARE WE TOUCHING?!" Bullet was confused and aggrieved, you jumped at me, right?!
Bullet struggled out and climbed to the side, standing in the nude as he gave a thumbs up, saying "Everyone!" they all looked at him and he held one hand on his hip holding his mask, the other giving a thumbs up with a star twinkling at the corner, "Everyone friends. Bath together! Fun!"
Denki, Mina, Pixie-Bob, and Eijiro cheered while the rest were stunned.
Pixie-Bob rushed out before coming back dragging Mandalay, Kota, Tiger, and Ragdoll into the bath, cheering "Meow! I like your spirit, kid!"
Everyone bathed together and gradually started having fun, splashing each other.
Bullet swam around and smiled happily, Katsuki sawm by, laughing "AHAHAH! DIE FREAK! I'LL WIN!" Tsuyu passed by them, saying "In a swimming race?" Izuku was breathing heavily as he swam by.
Momo was rubbing Shoto's back with a sponge, blushing shyly. Shoto sat there with a pinkness on his face…
Everyone was having fun.
Aizawa walked out of the house and looked at everyone before sighing. What the hell.
Kota was being washed by Mandalay, who said "Look everyone's having fun, you should play too. I'm sure they'll let you." Kota snorted and sat there with his arms crossed, unimpressed.
Ochako cheered on the side, "Go Deku Go!" Izuku looked over and spurted blood from his nose, fainting face down in the water.
Ochako was shocked and swam over quickly, saving his life.
Tsuyu raised her arms, winning the swimming race as Katsuki pointed at her face, shouting "AGAIN! I'LL KILL YOU, FROGFACE!" Tsuyu held her hips and smirked "Heh… Can you win? I don't think so!"
Katsuki exploded and raged as Toru cheered "Yeah! Go Katsuki Go! Heehee~!"
Vlad King brought Class-1B to the bathhouse before they were all shocked. Aizawa sighed, "I don't know either…" Vlad King's lips twitched and Pony skipped out, jumping in the bath, "Yay! Coed Baths! Just like in America!"
Denki was thrilled "MORE CUTIES!" Jiro chopped his head angrily and dragged him away, scowling at the others…