Chapter 22: USJ

Class 1-B immediately took back Monoma. They were terrified of Alex and Kan threw him back to Aizawa.

Aizawa also couldn't do anything because of Nezu.

He was now dubbed the monster king of UA. Warning everyone of his cute sounding quirk. It was not cute at all.

"Okay, for our next activity. We will pick a class rep." Aizawa announced.

Everyone then looked at Alex. "Oi, oi, I don't want that thankless job." He immediately declined.

They then looked at everybody else except Katsuki who was raising her hand like crazy.

"Pick me! Me! I'm gonna be the best damned class rep you'll ever see in your life!" Katsuki screamed and her eyes were bloodshot.

"Yeah, no." Everyone commented. "Huh!? What the fuck are you talking about!? You guys got shit for brains!?"

"Whatever, vote then." Aizawa rolled his eyes and he handed out some paper.

"If you pick Momo, Izumi, or Melissa, then I'll give you guys 10k yen." Alex brought out his inner politician.

"B-bribery!?" Tenya was apalled. "It's not bribery, it's called buying a commodity. People can be bought quite easily you see?" Alex showed him a cruel lesson.

Everyone then nodded, a 100 bucks is a 100 bucks.

The results then showed and the majority voted for Momo. She has that charisma about her after all.

"Ahhh, I love democracy." Alex sniffed the air as he started handing out money.

"Okay, Yaoyorozu will be the class rep. Pick your vice class rep or something." Aizawa rushed her.

"No, don't pick me. I have a lot to do." Alex said to Momo immediately.

She sighed, she didn't really want to as well. So she decided to do the next best thing.

"I nominate Tenya Iida as the class rep. That's my directive as one." Momo can't cut down training time after all.

"Ey! If you're just gonna pass it like a hot potato, then pick me!" Katsuki bristled.

"Yeah, no." Mina snickered at her and Katsuki trembled with rage. Embodying her spirit animal, the Chihuahua.

They then finished up and Tenya was crying tears of joy for being given the responsibility.

'What a fucking weirdo.' Alex's group looked at him uncannily.

They then went to the cafeteria to have some lunch.

"Thank you very much for this opportunity, Yaoyorozu-san. I will be the fairest and most competent class rep I can be!" Tenya bowed.

They winced at his display as people started to stare at them.

"Hey, hey, hey! Isn't that Alex-chan?" A certain bubbly girl saw her target.

Mina and Izumi immediately stared at him with frowns and he raised a brow.

"What?" Alex was confused as hell and Nejire crashed onto him as she used her powers.

"Alex-chan! I heard your roar the other day! Do the rawr!" Nejire urged him and he sighed.

"People will get blastwave trauma Nejire." Alex rolled his eyes at her.

"Awww, that's true." Nejire got depressed. Then she perked right up again.

"Then do a softer roar! Like rawr.~" Nejire still urged him and he deadpanned at her.

"Here." Alex gave her some vitajuice. "Yatta!" Nejire grabbed it like it was treasure.

"I beat my friends with this! So I'm gonna beat them up again!" Nejire ran like the wind and Alex sighed.

"Alex... Who was that?" Mina smiled at him sweetly.

"Huh? That's Nejire, she said that she's a part of a big three or something." Alex shrugged.

"Ohh, okay. But why is she clinging all over you though?" Izumi raised a brow.

"Why are you asking me? Ask her." Alex deadpanned at them.

"This is not a drill, there has been a level 3 breach. I repeat, this is not a drill." The whole cafeteria erupted in chaos.

Alex and the others continued eating like normal, but Tenya was alarmed.

"What's happening!? We got to stop them!" Tenya was freaking out.

"Hah, I guess I have to humor Nejire a bit." Alex transformed and he roared, freezing everyone.

"Shut up, the teachers will do something about it." Alex glared at them and everyone started to calm down.

He then sat back down and resumed eating. "Alex! You did the roar!" Nejire waved at him on a far away table.

Alex just sighed. Nejire was just built different.

"Do you like them that big and bubbly?" Izumi asked him and it wasn't a stretch to say that the curvy ones are his type.

Especially with Mitsuki and Rumi's figures. The former is a top class MILF while Rumi is a muscle mommy.

"What? That's crazy." Alex's eyes swam around as he did like them to have some meat on them.

'I have to eat more in order to grow bigger.' Izumi and Mina thought at the same time as they stared at Momo and Melissa.

Momo had a growth spurt and she's a solid 5'10. While Melissa being physically pushed to the limits while having a super nutritious diet was taller than the average man at 5'11.

Meanwhile, Nezu was currently looking at a messed up gate with his staff.

"It seems that somebody really did break in, oh dear." Nezu put his hands behind him.

"You think it's the reporters that wanted a scoop about Toshinori?" Aizawa asked and Nezu shook his head immediately.

"Definitely not. This is a work of a pretty strong quirk. And our security systems didn't sound the alarm fast enough. They can jam it." Nezu squinted his eyes.

"So someone's snooping around, huh?" A voluptuous woman with blue eyes snorted. The arts teacher, Midnight.

"It seems so, a declaration of war against UA." Nezu grinned.

__A few days later__

Allmight was currently having a problem. He was on his way to work and he couldn't help but help people.

"Give me a million dollars or they get it!" A villain that looked like a buff, pink penis with arms was holding a family hostage.

He had a gigantification quirk and some kamen rider wannabe hero who can transform his body into wood couldn't do anything.

"Can't you try to trip him or something?" A blonde woman who was gigantic couldn't move or she'll endanger the family.

"If I could, I would already. You call yourself Mt. Lady, you should've done something to him earlier!" He hissed at him.

"Well, if someone with such a pretentious name as Kamui woods would do something, then we would be done here already!" She shouted at him.

"Missouri smash!" Allmight whacked the villain at the nape of the neck with a chop.

"I am here! On my way to work!" Allmight was wearing a suit and carrying a suitcase.

"T-thanks Allmight..." The two looked at him wryly as he stole their thunder.

Allmight then ran like the wind, but he saw a couple more acts of villainy, making him consume a lot of time in his precious muscled form.

"Shit! I'm almost at my limit..." Yagi was starting to cough up blood.

He went to his office and called for Alex. "You got to help me man, this is supposed to be a big event for you guys. It's Thirteen's Unforeseen Simulation Joint."

"Yeah, yeah, fine. You should really leave smallfry to other heroes, Yagi." Alex sighed as he dropped the call.

And at another part of the school, Alex looked at his group.

"I need to help Allmight with an emergency, you guys go on, I'll come later with him." Alex shrugged and he went to his office.

"Awww, it's supposed to be like a field trip!" Mina was sad.

"It's a school activity, Mina. You don't have fun on those." Melissa chuckled.

"Whatever, let's go you extras." Katsuki rolled her eyes. But she was pretty jelly of Alex basically being close with Toshinori.

"Oi, wasting time is illogical. Get in the damned bus." Aizawa grumbled.

Everyone got excited for the activity as they went for a ride, sightseeing UA for a while before they arrived.

"Ohhh, so this is the USJ?" Melissa heard it from her uncle, Toshinori.

"So you already know it, then that makes things easier. Explain it to them then." Aizawa yawned.

'Damn, I'm getting tired already. And Alex isn't here, fuck. I sound like a junkie.' Aizawa scowled.

"USJ or the unforeseen simulation joint. It has a couple of scenarios that mimic disasters. That's about it, it's just a fancy simulation." Melissa shrugged.

And in her opinion simulations will never beat the real thing. Real disasters are unpredictable. Though it's a good alternative.

"Hello everyone, welcome to USJ. We will be training here to practice with your quirks to save lives." A space suit wearing teacher appeared.

"It's the rescue hero Thirteen!" Izumi geeked out.

"It is imperative to learn how to use your quirks to save civilians. Mine is blackhole, it sucks everything up and crushes it into dust. Quirks can save and they can also easily kill." Thirteen said solemnly.

The teens nodded and they remembered how destructive Allmight and Alex could really be.

They were like juggernauts that would level the city if they fought.

Even the most destructive of them right now, Kirishima and Shoko can't do that in such a short amount of time.

"Hoh? We thought that Allmight would be here?" They heard a disembodied voice as a black vortex appeared in front of the fountain right at the stairs.

"Izumi!" Melissa shouted immediately, they were not a part of the drill.

"Yeah! I'm working on it!" Izumi dropped a heavy suitcase and Melissa was already pulling on hers as it opened up.

A suit of armor started to form around her and it was the answer they had for making their armor readily available.

Izumi also equipped hers and they stood in front of the class.

"Don't move! This isn't training!" Aizawa glared at them as he started putting on his goggles.

"VILLAINS!" Katsuki grinned like a lunatic as she activated her costume's heating mantles.

Katsuki gulped a large container of water she always brought with her for emergencies. The scales on her costume got filled with her sweat.

"I guess this is what Alex prepared us for." Mina looked at them coldly.

"We're gonna beat them up real good!" Kirishima smacked his fist on his palm, releasing a shockwave.

"Took me a while, but I'm ready." Momo hauled a minigun as she loaded them with real bullets. Ready to mow them down.

"Oi, I'm the teacher here. Thirteen, evacuate the students, I'll deal with them." Aizawa started to use his scarf, ready to capture the villains that arrived in droves.

The leader of the villains scratched his neck as he looked at them with boredom. "How about we kill a couple of kids to lure out Allmight?"

He raised his hand as a large mutant with an exposed brain stopped beside him.

"Dieeeeeee!" Katsuki threw her scales at them with a wide grin on her face.

"Katsuki! Damn it!" Momo started opening fire as everyone heard a brrrt.

The villains got carpet bombed by Katsuki's unregulated bombs and Momo's automatic fire.

Thirteen and Aizawa were shocked at the pure brutality they showed.

Izumi and Melissa fired their repulsors at full power. Showering the enemies with blasts of pure energy from their arc reactors.

"I guess Katsuki's right, die!" Mina fired pressurized streams of her acid.

"Stop! Stop!" Aizawa cried out as he sobered up.

The sounds of brass shells dropping was the only thing they heard and the other teens watched the smoke unfurl.

"That was dangerous... As expected of UA's students." A wispy individual with a metal neck brace was seen creating vortices for the villains.

"I guess these kids are pretty strong mobs, if they're not playing, I won't too. Nomu, kill the teachers and kill a couple of students too." The leader with many hands attached to him ordered the mutant.

With an inhuman screech, it started charging at them.

Aizawa's hair floated as he used his quirk, Erasure. Erasing the thing's quirk.

But it still ran at them with breakneck speeds. Aizawa went wide eyed as the mutant appeared in front of him, ready to turn him into mush.

A shockwave exploded as two fists crashed, blowing away a couple of the students.

"Don't worry, because I am here." Kirishima grinned as he matched the mutant's blow.

"Oi, oi, oi, that kid is using hax! How can he match Nomu's blow? When it's supposed to kill Allmight?" The leader scratched his neck more aggressively.

"A man has to fight! Come at me!" Kirishima released as much power as he can muster without injuring himself and the monster's fist crashed on his own, starting the battle at its earnest.

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