Prologue: I Fucked Up

Musutafu, Japan

The streets are full of people. Impressive buildings with an assortment of strange and unique people. Of course, I'm talking about Pro-Heroes and Villains from the anime and manga; "My Hero Academia".

About how I got here, well let me explain…

Flash~ Flashback End

NO! You know what? Who am I kidding everyone knows how it goes: I died, doing something brave or in a rather >>>stupid way<<<. Oh, not by Truck-Sama. Don't get me wrong I have, or rather had, a great family and a great life. But it was "Normal" and everybody hates normal. Also, if my life has turned into a web novel, I can feel a disturbance in the force that people are still asking how I died. The answer. I put on a scary mask and jump scared my girlfriend. She then proceeded to push me in fright out of our window. On the 31st Floor. Did I hate dying? Yes. Did I regret it? Meh.

So there I was in a void of swirling colors like the Dimensional Gap from HighSchool DxD. Now because I was agnostic in life, I thought I was alone in limbo. But I-

*-wasn't alone for very long at all,* said Voice.

"Are you serious? I can't even prologue by myself, even a little" I sighed.

*Hehehehehehe. First, stop trying to break the fourth wall, that's Deadpool's thing. Second, don't worry so much about this, this is my last message before my new show starts. You know starring 'YOU' * the Voice laughing.

"Why, why did I shout 'Deal' and assuming it was God or a god, the moment I heard a Voice in that void. It turned out to be this motherfucker." I moaned and groaned out of my second stupid act in a row.

Flashback, The Void, 24 Hours after death and resurrection (1/2)

"Well guess this is the end" I sigh in sadness as I float within the void around me.

*Hel~* says a low and slow coming from- somewhere.

"DEAL!" I state hoping for the best or a way out of the loud silence surrounding me.

*Hello. And done, the deals' sealed, in a new record of 2.4 seconds. Awe~Some!* the Voice smiled all-in interest and humor.

"Are you God or something? Am I going to get reincarnated?" I asked

*Nope* the Voice said.

"Devil"

*Nooo~*

"Oh God, your not Zelretch are you?"

*Close*

"What but the only thing close to ANYTHING like Zelretch is an R- No" I start to hyperventilate

The (R) Voice smiled. Yes, I know what I said; I could hear or feel, a Voice smiling!

*Yep*

"Why God? Why?" I shouted. It was at this moment I, Eryx Magnus, knew I fucked up.

I had shouted 'Deal' like Phoenix Wright shouting 'Objection' at... a ROB without knowing what I was going into.

*Oh relax, I will fill you in on what you so eagerly agreed to right now.* The ROB stated.

"...fine"

*First, Drop-In, no birthing process, but you may edit yourself into your new body at the age of 21. Then I have seen plenty of The Others; give systems, spin power wheels, give a soul a random number of wishes. No. For me, you're going to roll a D20 twice and a D10 once for me.* Rob shared.

"Okay… why those two?" I questioned.

*Good question. D20 rules apply with a twist. Roll a 20 or an even number and I will grant your wish(es). But Roll a 1 or odd number and I will grant your wish(s) but with a penalty, think monkey paw. The second D20 roll, regardless of rolling a Nat anything is invalid. It's the number of wishes you'll receive.* ROB's grin never changes.

I sat there, well- floated- there and thought it over and asked "and the D10?"

*The D10 will determine the number of perks you may take initially without affecting your wish total... see~ I can be nice* ROB said "innocently".

"Anything else? I don't even know where I am going or hell, what I am supposed to do yet?"

*Ooh, you are on a roll with questions. Inter~esting.* ROB was now "clapping joyously".

*As for the mission, I'm bored and pulling a Zelretch. You're to be my new source of entertainment!!"* cheered excitedly ROB.

"Oh, Goddammit..." I facepalmed.

*As for the location. I will be rolling with you by using this. * as he shows you his hand,*a D100, or as I like to call it my 'Multiverse Activity Die' or MAD for short* snickered ROB.

He then launches the MAD die into the 'air' so hard it looked as though it was a new star in the 'sky'. When I think it's not coming back, I see its fiery descent home to the 'floor' between us.

*Congratulations. You on your way to My Hero Academia!* cheered ROB.

For the first time since arriving in the void, I perked up. Excited and t how my own D20 rolls would turn out. ROB was giving me the hand motion to go on and roll it. I closed my eyes. Took a few deep breathes, blew on the D20, and rolled my dice to determine my fate. What greeted my eyes was a

*...tch! Nat 20, looks like you still got some luck left in you kid* Rob clicked his tongue and huffed.

"So, if I remember it's a common house rule that a natural 20 always succeeds on everything. But, and I'm going to regret saying this, but this Void is your house. So what does a nat 20 do?" I asked the ROB with

I felt ROB "arch his eyebrow like The Rock" and "smiled" but then paused and sighed.

*You get your wishes exactly the way you wished for them. Now roll again for the max number of wishes you can make.* he said

I shook my hand and threw the D20 once more and landed on a '14'.

"Before my wishes, can I roll my D10 too?" I wanted to put my luck to the test.

ROB "shrugged" *Sure*

"Any special rules?"

*Ziltch*

I repeated my process like the last roll and got a '6'.

*Alright, we'll go over your wishes and perks in the next chapter* ROB stated.

"? Next Ch- AM I IN A WEBN-" I shouted shocked.

Flashback End, The Void, 24 Hours after death and resurrection (1/2)