CHAPTER 5 MY APPARENT DEATH

This not what I had planned. Going to the firest then ditching the sister running deep into the forest and other harmless ideas were the ones I had in my mind.

Now as I fall I could hear the screams from Sister Elizabeth "ETHAN..", chirping of the stupid squirrel "chip....chirp.." , the shouts of the other visitors and a girlish scream "Ahhhh....", Which was me by the way, were heard.

I fell into the water and hit some rocks right on my head blacking out slowly with my last thought being

' my wishes and second life just went to waste because of a stupid squirrel.'

And I blacked out.

I woke up to see sunset on a beautiful beach with nice sky. As was slowly marveling the amazing scenery on the beach i felt a small pull. Suddenly I felt a pull again a little more harder. Then it was as if my naval was attached to a race car. I was pulled away stomach first ripping the reality. I also think i heard an angry lady's screams

"WHO DARES STEALS FROM ME ...."

I suddenly sat upright. I was taking breaths like it was my birth all over again. It was then I remembered the fall and my death thinking 'Death is beautiful. But there are plenty of moments to die. Why the hurry.'

It was then I realised I was some were in the forest. The river brought me somewhere in the forest and left me on the banks of the river. I also noticed that I am alright. No broken hands, legs or skull mainly, all healed.

It was then I remembered my first wish healing factor of Deadpool. I realised that I had died but came back now with almost no possibility of dieing again. My first wish has awakened.

"Bhwahahaha... Just wait my return will cause storms in the sky. Bwhahaha...."

And I laughed for at least 10 minutes.

I went in the forest it was going to be night soon. And I don't have any shelter. I guess I will sleep in the trees today.

I woke up the next day and did my daily flexibility exercise. Since it was near the river there are plenty of possibilities of finding food.

I started to make some weapons with sticks sharpening them on a rock. And waited patiently for my meal.

Soon some wild beavers came to my view. Cute ones eating nuts that fell from the tree nearby.

Oh... I'll let them live they are cute. Kidding I ran after them. By the afternoon 3 out of 5 were ready to be eaten after light cooking.

I started doing my exercise while cooking and started getting serious. I now had one of the most powerful healing factors in marvel and i am of course going to abuse it to its maximum.

Now my only goal is to survive and be the best.

Exercise, Hunt, Eat and Sleep.

Lather, rinse and repeat.