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I dragged Hela to Thor, which simply sighed at the revelation, for a few moments he said nothing, staring at Hela, and his father, who I had decided to bring in the end, instead of leaving him in the cave, possibly bleeding out.

"I…" Thor sighed, trying to find the right words, I gave him his time, this was more his baggage than mine, so I would stick by his side whatever decision he might come to.

"I found him, talking with her," I sighed, pointing at Hela.

"My, my, apologies my King, where are my manners," Hela smiled, bowing in a mocking tone, "A pleasure to formally meet you."

Thor deadpanned.

"Yeah, I know, she's weird," I nodded.

"Weird is such a hard word darling, I'm… an acquired taste," Hela grinned.

"What do you propose, Alex?" Thor asked.

"Don't ask me, I originally wanted to kill her, and maybe you dad, but you know, I love you and all, bros and shit, so… I decided against it," I replied, looking at the unconscious Odin, and Hela, who simply winked in my direction.

"I see, so you love me?" Thor grinned.

"Is that really what you are going to focus on?" I deadpanned.

"I knew my mighty power had reached deep within you!" Thor laughed.

"Please don't say that, I can hear Zarbon moaning across the multiverse," I shuddered with a laugh, remembering my days watching Dragon Ball Abridged.

"Zarbon?" Thor tilted his head.

"It's an inside joke," I waved him off.

"Ok, so… like me?" Thor grinned, before going back to serious mode after a glare from me, "Right, right, what to do with them," he sighed, brushing his long hair with his hands.

"I vote for execution, the oldest one first," Hela offered.

"Really?" Thor muttered, looking at me.

"Yes, she has a boner for that," I nodded, "She wants to see Odin die, so…. Yeah." I sighed.

"I see," Thor sighed, once again.

"We could always seal their powers," I offered.

"That could work,  becoming a mortal would teach father many things, and if we are lucky, we could change Hela too," Thor nodded with a smile, liking my idea.

"Hela, hello, nice to meet you, also, I'm right here," Hela replied, rolling her eyes.

"We know you are there, but be silent, the adults are talking," I shot back, which only earned me a lustful grin on her part.

"Darling, you know how to get a woman ready for a beating," Hela replied, biting her lower lip.

"I will slap you into a NUN!" I hissed.

"Darling, don't promise what you won't deliver," Hela pouted, "Otherwise I will get all excited for nothing."

"Okay… that was weird," Thor chuckled.

"Easy for you to say, I don't have a sister trying to fuck you dry," I rolled my eyes at him, wait, talking about sisters, where the fuck was Alice?

"Fuck you dry?" Hela laughed, "I like the sound of that, how about it, darling? Up for a night of fun?"

"That's it, nighttime for you," I replied, putting a towel over her bubble.

"I'm not a bird!" Hela exclaimed, but I ignored her.

"Don't you have Alice?" Thor asked, "The weird, possibly evil female version of you?"

"I… well, yes, but I haven't seen her in a while," I nodded, opening my map to locate her, only to find her level had increased a lot in the short span of a month.

"What happened?" Thor asked with a frown, reading my expressions to a T, he knew what I was thinking, something here was wrong.

Alice was much stronger than she should've been.

"Alice is doing something," I replied, closing the map, "Her power is increasing too fast… something is not right."

Thor frowned even more, "Now that you say it… the cosmic energy of the earth is changing, almost as if being gathered."

Cosmic energy? 

I need to look into that.

"Do you trust her?" Thor asked.

"No," I shook my head, "As you know, my powers allow me to see who's an ally, or who's an enemy, and she was never either of those."

Thor sighed, "Then we must act, if what you are saying is true, and what I feel is correct, she must be gathering the cosmic energy of the planet for herself, and there is no telling how powerful she will be once she absorbs it all."

Was there really that much cosmic energy on the planet? Wait… of course, the fucking sleeping celestial within the earth, if she absorbed that, we would be fucked. That thing in his dormant state was above Thor and me in the rankings.

But to absorb that much power, she would need something to avoid imploding, taking the planet with her… Unless, she's playing this by the move, without any safeguards.

"We must move," I said, opening a portal to Earth, whatever she was doing, for whatever reason, I would stop it, chances were she would fail, and the planet and everyone would die with her.

I would not allow that.

"Let's," Thor nodded, his demeanor now that of a warrior, his eyes, and aura steeled for what was to come.

"Darling, not to be a bother, but what about us?" Hela asked from within her bubble.

I sighed.

"I'll deal with that," Thor said, using a powerful spell to create magical prisons of untold power to hold them both, "There, that should be good enough."

I nodded, the cages he had created were vastly stronger than my bubble, granted the bubble was meant to be a momentary transport of sorts, nothing more.

"By the way, your mom is pregnant," I said, walking through the portal.

"Hopefully this one won't want to kill me or fuck you," Thor laughed.

"Thor, please… don't," I groaned.

"Bah, in one thousand years, those jokes won't be… bad," Thor chuckled.

"Yeah, but now they are awful, so shut it," I sighed.

"So three sisters huh?" Thor smiled.

"I didn't even say she was pregnant with a girl," I replied.

"I have a feeling," Thor shrugged.

"Well, I guess the third time's the charm," I chuckled, "Try to have a good relationship with this one."

"Hey! I didn't have a good relationship with the first two because of my father," Thor replied in indignation.

"True," I nodded, closing the portal as Thor finally stepped in.