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I got so much stuff from the altercation with Captain Marvel, and the best part, they had forced her to apologize, and oh boy, did I record that shit with a 4k alien camera, or whatever shit they have.

She was so mad, I could literally see smoke coming out of her ears.

I would one day make peace with her, but until that day, I would annoy her. Because, why not?

As for the thing I had come to acquire, well, Thor found his eyes.

No laser eyes, sadly, but eyes with X-RAY vision, Heat vision, and other upgrades that made regular eyes feel like how obsolete phone booths would feel in a few years on earth.

The best part was, the eyes didn't need any charge to function, long story short, they charged from the electricity any warmed blooded body produced, and with Thor being the God of Thunder, well, that shit would remain functional forever.

Beyond that, we signed a revised alliance agreement with them, effectively making me Carol's superior, needless to say, that wasn't the intent of the alliance, that was simply the cherry on top.

I was preparing so to speak.

Knull would come, when? No idea, but when he came, we would need more than Asgard, way more.

So, I was simply connecting the dots, for now.

It wasn't my original idea to do so when I came here, but sometimes, things happen.

After that, we returned to Asgard and continued our day-to-day lives. Thor doing his thing, and me doing mine.

That was until Thor reminded me of my offer to help Loki with… well, everything.

So, plan Emily Reformation started.

First, I opened a portal to Loki's room, the latter obviously wasn't expecting me, and jumped to his feet in fright, then, I grabbed him like a cat by the neck and tossed him into a padded room, sealing his powers.

The funny thing about this was, that because it had all been so sudden, and without explanation, Loki had been like the Pikachu meme, at a loss for words, questioning if he was dreaming or something.

After leaving a befuddled Loki in a dimension of my making. I went to get his mother, Frigga, once again, the same effect happened, this time with Odin, he saw me appear in the middle of his house, approach his wife, take her, and then teleport, all while he was looking at me like… what is going on?

Frigga, however, had her questions the moment I stepped back to Asgard with her in my arms, I, obviously answered them, explaining what I was trying to do with Loki, to which she hugged me, and cried on my shoulder for a good minute thanking me for giving her boy a chance.

Explanation done, I opened a portal to where Loki was, and let Frigga walk inside, as Loki looked at me, fuming in anger, I closed the portal before he could say anything.

Now, it was time to bring the big guns, and by that, I mean, Emily, because Nat had already told me she cared little for whatever happened with Loki, that he could die or something for all she cared. While Emily was like super into saving him and stuff.

Anyways.

It was time to bring, Emily Walker, the cutest thing in the universe.

"Meow!?" Goose meowed, narrowing her eyes at me.

"You know what… you don't even read minds, get out of here," I chuckled, sorry Goose, Emily has the first place, so be happy with Third.

"I'm ready daddy," Emily said, as she stepped through a portal of her own making into my room, equipped with lots of teddy bears, food, books, a tv, some movies, a diary, and other stuff.

"That's a lot of stuff," I whistled.

"I am giving him the full experience, when I'm done with him, he will be saving cats for a living!" Emily declared as I chuckled.

"Ok," I smiled, opening a portal to where Loki was, letting Emily step through the portal first, with me following close behind.

"YOU!" Loki roared, but with a snap of my fingers, I silenced him. God, I loved my new powers.

"Look, I used to hate you, but now, I just want to help you, so," I grinned, snapping my fingers once again, forcing Loki into a new form, the form of a kid around Emily's age, not only that, but I took every weapon in his possession, and put a seal on his body that would immobilize him if he tried to hurt anyone, including himself.

"What… what have you done to me?!" Loki exclaimed, his voice now sounding like that of a child.

"AWWW!" Frigga cooed, "So adorable!"

I chuckled, I guess moms will be moms no matter what.

[Frigga Freydottir LV 199

STATUS = Pregnant]

Oh… well, good for… yeah, good for them, I hope this one doesn't want to kill me.

I wonder if Odin knows.

I wonder if he plans to seal it too.

Ok enough jokes about Odin's pathetic parental skills.

"Anyway, Emily and your mother will help you… well, improve, to be the better version of yourself, look, I know you had it hard, so… try to be open-minded," I smiled.

"Open-minded?!" Loki roared or tried to, his child's vocal cords could not do such a thing, "I just had reverse puberty, in less than a second! The only thing I will open, it's your skull!"

The moment he said that Emily threw a teddy bear at him, and looked at me, and said, "Daddy, I have work to do, so… bye."

Wow, my baby girl being all professional and stuff, I had the urge to kiss her, but I shall abstain, "As you wish," I bowed, teleporting out of the room, this time back to Odin's house.

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"Odin!" I waved, seeing the old man staring at me, only to notice something. It was a magical construct, the fucker had left, his pregnant wife, alone?! I could've been Thanos or one of his many enemies! "OH, HELL NO!" I growled, using my map to find Odin, and open a portal to him.

According to my map, he was currently in a cave below Asgard and was about to receive a royal class ass beating.

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"Odin!" I called, seeing the old seating in a rock.

"Alex?!" Odin exclaimed, turning around.

"You left your pregnant wife! Alone?! Do you have any idea how many enemies you have? I kidnapped her and you weren't even there!" I shot back, balling my fists.

"YOU DID WHAT?!" Odin roared.

"WHAT I DID IS BEYOND THE POINT, YOU SENILE BASTARD!" I roared back, ready to show him how much more powerful than him I was now.

"Really? Father? Another one?" However, a voice I knew all too well stopped me, the voice of Hela.

"Alex, don't do anything hasty," Odin said almost immediately.

"By all means, kill me, and him for being here with me," Hela smiled, "I would gladly go to Hel if he's going down with me."

He…

They…

"You knew… she was alive… and didn't tell anyone?" I muttered, staring into his eyes. I was beyond angry, he had let… Hela live, after all, she did, and could do, and hadn't even thought about letting Thor know?

She could've harmed my family.

She could've harmed Sif.

I will kill them.

"She isn't a threat to anyone as she is now!" Odin said, reading my face.

"You know how to make a lady special father," Hela rolled her eyes, "He's right you know, as immortal as I am, with my current power, this… debilitated shell of what I used to be is pathetic, even a human could beat me as I am now, but I know that look darling, the look of a warrior looking for retribution, so come and claim my life, my goals are beyond me now, killing Thor is impossible for me as it is, and we both know the old man will seal me before I recover enough power to kill him." she sighed, letting out a chuckle.

Impressive, I was so angry, I felt somehow, calm, what an interesting discovery.

"Alex! Don't make me hurt you!" Odin said, moving to protect his daughter, the bastard really had the balls, he didn't move to protect Thor but moved to protect her.

"We are well beyond that point now," I sighed, taking the first step.

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