Chapter 839: The Weakness of the Turtle Immortal

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"Excuse me, are you Teacher Wutian?"

Jerry put the milk tea on the table and jumped off the sofa.

"Exactly... hey, who are you kid, why are you in my house?"

Gui Xianren hammered his waist, then shook his buttocks from side to side and asked.

"My name is Jerry Carmen, and I want to take you as my teacher and learn martial arts."

Jerry stated his purpose very directly.

The Guixianren looked Jerry up and down, and waved his hands:

"No, no, I have stopped accepting apprentices a long time ago, you are still so young, hurry up and go home, or the family will worry."

After finishing speaking, he turned and walked towards the refrigerator in the kitchen, as if he wanted to eat something to make up for the nosebleed that just flowed out.

Jerry had expected the reaction of Guixianren. As a generation of reclusive martial arts god, how could he easily accept an unknown child as his apprentice.

In the anime, Wukong is accepted as a disciple, because Wukong is a child adopted by Gohan, a disciple of Guixianren, and he is kind-hearted, and he can even ride somersault clouds.

However, since he traveled all the way here, he naturally had a solution already.

He has nothing to do with Guixianren, he can't take Wukong's route, but he can take Kelin's route, using Guixianren's weakness to make him accept himself as a disciple.

"Teacher Wu Tian, ​​I brought you a gift, you can take a look first."

Jerry snapped his fingers, and in his hands was a photobook of super sexy actresses.

Guixianren opened the refrigerator, took out a glass of frozen watermelon juice, and was about to drink some blood tonic. He turned his head and saw the photobook in Jerry's hand, and immediately threw the watermelon juice, turning into an afterimage in front of Jerry.

He snatched the photobook from Jerry's hand, squatted on the ground and began to admire page by page.

"Hiss~ It's terrible, this Opie is terrible..."

Ten minutes later, Guixian took a deep breath, closed the photo album and stood up.

"Ahem, your name is Jerry, right? I didn't expect to be so sensible at such a young age, but just these things, I can only let the old man think about it. As the god of martial arts, the old man will not accept disciples so easily."

"Then what do you think?"

Knowing that there was something going on, Jerry snapped his fingers again, and immediately there were hundreds of different photobooks on the ground.

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

Guixian stared, and immediately lay down on the ground while flipping through the pages, while constantly making various exclamations of excitement and exclamation.

Another half an hour later, the sky outside was already a little dark, and his brain, which was dazzled by happiness, gradually recovered, and he seemed to have discovered something, and looked at Jerry curiously.

"Little Jerry, what happened to you just now? How can you make so many good things by snapping your fingers? I didn't see you using the universal capsule. Could it be that something new came out during the time I didn't go out?" science and technology?"

"This is a superpower I was born with. As long as I have seen things, most of them can be transformed."

Jerry replied triumphantly.

To describe Transfiguration as a superpower is a reason he had thought up long ago, because there are some superpowers in this world.

Including parents in this world, he also told them so.

It is precisely because of his superpowers and the maturity he has shown in the past two years that his parents did not object too much to his going out, and of course it was useless to object.

"There are such useful superpowers!"

When Guixian heard it, his eyes lit up immediately. He has lived for more than three hundred years. Of course, he knows that there are many superpowers with special abilities in this world, but this is the first time he has encountered such superpowers that are created out of nothing.

"That... that... that little Jerry, look, can you conjure a decent girl, that kind of girl who is lively, cute, youthful and beautiful."

Gui Xianren made an S shape with his hands, his face full of squinting expectations.

"No, humans can't change."

Jerry directly refused.

At present, his recovered strength is not enough to create a living human being, even if he could, he would not do that.

"However, if you are willing to accept me as an apprentice and teach me martial arts, I can conjure up a simulation for you, and any appearance is fine."

Reaching out to pick up a photo magazine on the ground, pointing at the sexy girl on the cover of the magazine, Jerry snapped his fingers again.

In an instant, an identical sexy girl appeared in the sky above Guixianren.

It's just that this girl, whose appearance and clothes are the same as those in the magazine, has no life, but is just a highly simulated silicone product.

"I accept it, I accept it, you will be my third apprentice from now on, bring me some paper!"

The moment he hugged the simulated girl, the soft touch and strong visual impact immediately caused Gui Xianren to spurt two long nosebleeds from his nostrils.

"Done."

Hearing that Guixianren agreed to accept his disciples, Jerry smiled and picked up the tissue on the table and handed it over.

A pile of items made of silica gel and steel rods, even if Gui Xianren had to change one every day, it would not consume much mana for him now.

So just like that, relying on his understanding of Guixianren's personality, Jerry easily became his disciple and became the third official disciple after Sun Wufan and Bull Demon King.

In the next few days, he will receive the strict Guixian style martial arts training from Guixianren, exercise his body, and learn to control the qi in his body.

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At 4:30 a.m. the next morning, Jerry, who was meditating, was awakened by the knock on the door of the Guixianren.

"Little Jerry, get up, get up, we are going to start the morning practice."

"coming!"

Jumping off the bed, Jerry opened the door and followed Guixianren to the open space in front of the house.

At this time, Gui Xianren is no longer the squinting look of yesterday, but has a serious expression:

"Starting today, I will teach you the martial arts of the Guisen style, but before that, you must first understand the martial arts philosophy of our Guisen style.

The purpose of learning martial arts is not to fight, break the law, or bully the weak, nor is it for girls to see you and say, 'Oh, you are so strong, I will blow you a kiss'.

The most important thing to learn martial arts is to strengthen your body, and then live a meaningful life according to your goals, and when you meet those bullies, teach them a lesson..."

Listening to Guixianren's explanation, Jerry nodded.

To be honest, besides being a bit of a slut, Gui Xianren can really be called a master of the generation.

Before the Dragon Ball story unfolded, Guixianren could be said to be the most powerful human being in the world, but he never relied on his own force to do whatever he wanted, but lived in seclusion on this small island as an ordinary little old man.

And even if he is so lustful, he will not use force to force a girl to do anything, even if he is chased and beaten by an ordinary girl, he will not fight back.

At least, Jerry doesn't think he can be like Gui Xianren himself.

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