Marvel’s Just Another Tuesday

I woke up in my room, but there was something off. Like the weirdest sense of déjà mustard. Looking around, I realized what felt wrong.

The room looked kind of like my room, but there were inconsistencies. Like the walls were a shade lighter, my book collection was different,the TV in my room looked like an older model. The biggest problem I could see was that my PC was looking a lot like those old office machines.

I felt that this room was mine, but at the same time, it was not. I had the memories of using this computer, studying in this room. But I had memories of this room being different.

There is definitely something wrong, I can feel it.

Then it hit me.

-5 MINUTES LATER-

HOLY FUCKING SHIT—I've transmigrated.

Now normally some people would celebrate this but I didn't.

Do you know why? BECAUSE I AM BAT- NO, no. Its because I am in the marvel universe. Yeah, and not the mcu mind you, some version of the comics, I think. Can't be sure yet, gonna have to do some research on that one.

Weirdest part is, I did not transmigrate as some original character or some sort of important person. I transmigrated as my own fucking self, just back in time.

My name is Adam Warne. An Australian-American hybrid living in New York.

Yeah, some people get to be half Uchiha half Senju or some shit. Here I am, two halves that make me a white man.

I feel so lucky. I have been reborn in the marvel universe, with no cheat power—

[SYSTEM INITIALIZING…]

Hell yeah, I will be one of those super OP MCs. The ones who get op at the start of their journey and then bag all the chicks, even though it makes no fucking sense.

…

…

How long does this usually take? I mean, it should be instant since it's something a ROB would give me, right?

Right?

RIGHT?????

[Yo, it is I, the ROB. Now you must be wondering why you have been transmigrated. Like, did you die or did I take you? And the answer is that I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK. Ahem; excuse me. Where was I? Yeah, I transmigrated you, big deal. I gave you a system and be happy. Now this isn't some system that has stat points, dungeons and shit. Neither is it a gacha. Though it kind of is. You see, you're receiving a TEMPLATE SYSTEM. The one where you get the powers of some person throughout the multiverse. Though I have tweaked it a bit. Each June 1st, a new template will instantly merge with you—meaning you gain one template per year. You don't need to progress with the powers. You will just merge with them. The system does nothing else. Be happy I am giving you this. The system will only come to give you a template, otherwise it will not exist.

Toodles – Your (UN)Friendly Multiversal ROB

PS: See, in every transmigration to the marvel universe the mc goes to learn the mystic arts. So just for the sake of it you can't become a sorcerer of this dimension unless you pull a sorcerer from marvel.

PSS: I have shielded your past lives' memories. Don't want you to die too early, or do I?

PSSS: To help you a little, your first template is decently rounded in every category but not super busted.

PSSSS: I have removed this body's parents from the world so you don't have that existential crisis shit like every other loser. You also inherited some decent money, so go you.]

…

WHAT THE FUCK!

Nooooo, my dreams of becoming the super op harem magnet have been blown to bits. Maybe not; I could still get a superman template or some shit. Imagine Lucifer Morningstar from DC. Hell yeah—

[PSSSSS: YOU WILL NOT GET POWERS OF GODLIKE BEINGS, I DECIDE WHAT THE LIMIT IS SO KEEP WONDERING. SUCKS TO BE YOU.]

FUCK!

Well, at least I will have some powers. Let's see…

{The template will merge with you tonight. By tomorrow morning you will get the powers, experience and the memories of the character. -The SYSTEM}

FUCK YOU TOO MAN.

Oh, it just vanished.

System. System you there?

Is this just a strange dream? Could I be on an LSD trip? Yeah, maybe I just hit my head or some shit.

…

Nah, that would be too convenient. So, either I have the best or the worst luck.

Let's see... According to the memories from this body, I'm 22 and hold a degree in computer science. Yeah, same as my last life.

Parents died in a car crash 6 months ago… Well, the ROB did it. I should be feeling bad or some shit, but I strangely don't. 

Am I a psychopath? A deranged lunatic? Maybe both?

I don't know. Maybe it's because of the rob. Yeah, like the saying goes — KEEP CALM AND BLAME DANZO. ROB in my case.

But seriously, it's because they did not exist. I have parents on paper, but every single memory of our interactions is fuzzy. Like they just up and vanished.

Well, I did inherit some good money. So, there is that.

Right, I think I am missing something. Hmm. Hmm. Ahah, the panic attack.

WHY THE FUCK DID IT HAVE TO BE MARVEL. GOD FUCKING DAMIT, YOU COULD HAVE SENT ME TO HARRY POTTER OR MHA. BUT NOOOO, IT HAD TO BE THIS FUCKING WORLD.

Deep breaths.

In and out.

In and out.

In and—Ok, good. Well, at least I am not in the SCP or Lovecraft multiverse. That would have been bad.

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-30 MINUTES LATER-

I have been on my computer for a while now and I have been trying to figure out the timeline without alerting some organization like SHEILD or something.

Today is June 1st, 2008. Tony stark was kidnapped in April. The company stocks are tanking and Stane has taken over for now. This seems like the MCU origin story.

The Fantastic Four got their powers during a space mission or something in the first week of May. A lot of the information is missing, but I get the general picture. Viktor Von Doom was also there.

There have been rumors on the net about the Devil of Hell's kitchen, so that means daredevil is around.

There is no spiderman yet. Mutants are a thing. Magneto is a known terrorist but there is no mention on the news of X-Men, meaning they haven't started doing major shit yet.

My first move, put 90% of the money I 'inherited' into the fallen stark industries stock. When the news of his arrival comes. I will sell it. After the weapons division announcement, I will buy it at a cheap price and then make myself super rich when he becomes IRONMAN.

My second move is to not go out today. Why, BECAUSE I AM BAT- NO, because I do not wanna go out there with no powers. While I am at the start of this universes Hero saga. I will not go out without powers. No sir, not me.

Now I will go and watch some movies or some shit till it's night, order some pizza and sleep.

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-THE VERY NEXT DAY. PUM PUM PUM PUM PUM PAR PUM, WHEN THE DUCK-

HEADACHE. I AM DYING, OH GOD HELP ME.

Just kidding.

I got the memories and abilities, though. There are some changes here, but I will get to that in a sec.

I gained the memories and the powers of Yuta Okkotsu. Heck yeah.

While he is not super op or some shit, he still has a rounded build with some hax.

There is one huge difference. My Rika does not have her memories like Yuta's did. The upside is I do not have the 5-minute time limit.

My Rika is like Mahoraga. As in, she is akin to a Shinigami who can think for itself but does not have emotions and shit.

First things first.

"Emerge from darkness, blacker than darkness. Purify that which is impure."

A black veil is formed just around my house. This will keep the cursed energy from going out. While no curses exist in this universe. Demons do.

I do not want some demon or some shit coming after me.

This is quite the good pull now that I think about it. I have strength, speed, regeneration, multiple hax powers and Rika.

Yeah baby, woo hoo. That is what I am talking about.

Now a dumbass would test these powers right away. And you know what I am. A DUMBASS. So off I go to find some convenient random warehouse to test my powers.

Wish me luck.

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THE END

A short and sweet intro. Things will get a little more serious from the next chapter onwards.

Enjoy.