Aunt Feruzeh makes rustle or shock and awe!

Dara and company returned to the city when they wanted to turn towards the farm, a phone rang. It was the eldest aunt Feruseh.

- "to her, ahahlamons, where you were, quickly come to me, otherwise I'll call, call you and you're outside the service area, only now SMS has arrived that you can be contacted"! Said an aunt.

Aunt Feruzeh, we were very tired and wanted to relax on the farm, we will call you in the morning, said Dara in a sleepy voice.

- "How are you talking to the elders!"

- "Immediately home to me!"

- "Do you hear?" !!!! Aunt yelled into the phone.

YES, Yes, we are already going to you, sorry, I'm sorry, Dara answered in confusion, it happened on the machine, in the East, submission of younger relatives - the older ones are already instilled with traditions.

And so, weary travelers spoiled their wagons near the aunt's house, the neighbors looked with interest out of the windows, who had arrived, why, because this miracle hadn't been around for a long time ... could there be new neighbors?

Dara jumped out of the car and ran into the open gate, there stood an enraged aunt. And the accompanying embarrassed remained in their cars. Only by opening the door.

"Well, asshole, and where have you been all this time? How can you call yourself a farmer?" With these words, Aunt Feruzekh met Dara.

- "You ?! You still have a reason like a student who has only revels in his head and not study!"

- "How do you want to make up for lost time"?

- "For farmers, the end of winter and the beginning of spring are very important for planting seedlings!"

- "Idiot"!!! "You're an idiot"!!!

Uh, aunt, don't worry so much, there Fang helps me on the site, he's the farmer's grandson, so don't get lost!

- "Are you completely crazy" ?! "Fang must have already stuffed some chemical fertilizers!"

- "After all, Chinese apples and pears can't be eaten at all, but their capsule ... it doesn't even ferment" !!!

Aunt!!! What are you? !!! Fang is not like that! He knows that we are growing environmentally friendly products, a premium of 50 percent goes on top of it!

Yes, and it does not need to treat the Chinese, to all with prejudice, this is already some kind of xenophobia!

- "I'm not evil, Fang is a good guy. I know that, but judge for yourself, the Chinese Persians are not sweet, even the telecommunications companies from Beijing who work in our capital themselves do not buy fruits from China."

- "They prefer our locals!"

- "That already says a lot!" Noticed, mentively Aunt Feruzekh.

Well, it's hard for me to argue with you, Dara said sadly. Yes, the Chinese have other standards of quality and content in the products of the maximum permissible norms of pesticides and heavy metals. We have remained since the time of the second empire, but they are also higher than in the EU, for example. That's how we live.

Yes, and that you immediately scream, no hello, no pies, no pancakes, no hot tea, we just - just come from the cold and immediately to you, and you ... meet us like that, not by kindred ... not by it is human! Offended said Dara.

- "Well, you excuse the old one, I'm not mean, I was worried about the fool, and where did you all go, even the bastards didn't call home, just like that, everyone was worried about you!" Aunt Feruzeh said in his hearts.

And even though we were delayed, everything went wrong as we planned, but everything was fine, when I saw how my aunt changed in my face, I noticed quickly Dara.

We made $ 75,000 worth of cash on top, or maybe it will be all $ 100,000, as luck would have it, tomorrow at the market! Dara said.

We will immediately be able to buy 2 hectares of land from the bank and begin a broader farm activity, we already have a business project, everything has been seized, new technologies in the agricultural sector have been involved ... so everything should be fine. Noticed Dara.

- "Well, you guys give 75,000 dollars, and you planned only $ 10,000 to weld, well, you are a crook" !!!! Aunt Feruseh remarked with admiration.

No, not everything honestly, without deception, just good people caught, not all of course, but most, we did not deceive them, they basically us too. Everyone was satisfied, which means that this will not affect the karma of sales! Noticed fun Dara.

- "Well, you guys bring happiness!"

- "And the gifts brought me and relatives"? Said an aunt.

Of course, her people go and say hello to my aunt and bring gifts.

"Sure sure"! "We are freezing in the cold, and you have been talking there for so long with each other, we would have hot tea and something to eat and even sleep!" Said the chorus of voices in disagreement.

Laughter rang out and a crowd of frozen shopper travelers burst into the door, carrying bags of dried fruits, nuts, marshmallows and other mountain gifts.

My aunt instructed me not to forget to give gifts to the neighbors, because you bothered them with your trucks. To which everyone cheerfully noticed that there were enough gifts for the entire quarter and there would still be a mountain! But there will be gifts later, first hot tea and steaming meat soup, with brain bones, potatoes, lamb, onions, turnips, two kinds of red and yellow carrots, garlic, salt and pepper. The very thing is to keep warm in the winter and spring wounds. And also there are horse sausage circles ... oh, well, still at home, Dara noticed!