Tom Ellis Stop fighting Morgan Freeman
That son of a bitch. I just got capped by my best friend. what the fuck.
I looked down and found I was still in my own body plus I didn't have any bullet wounds on my head. I could tell I was dead though I don't really know how I knew. I looked around.
"hmm is this heaven. god, they should hire an interior decorator" I said to myself. I was in a creepy old cabin. This looks exactly like the cabin from the evil dead movies.' oh shit am I in hell and they're going to make me live through 80s movies forever.'
" I would have thought you would love this decor fighting demons along with a chainsaw hand feels like it'd be up your alley" a British accented voice chimed in from behind me. I turned around to see Tom Ellis the star of the show lucifer. I froze like a deer in headlights. I couldn't think for a moment as I stood shocked.
"what's the matter? why are you so silent all of a sudden? The devil got your tongue?" He smirked.
"so I'm in hell?"I said a bit quietly as if accepting defeat I wasn't a great person in my life but I was starting to improve and I did have a bit of a rough start.' I guess it didn't matters'
"well actually you're wrong about both of those things my dear Damien it truly did matter and you are not in hell, "Lucifer said opening his arms like it's a gift. "but I would like to ask what is it that you desire?"
"I want to live in the dreams like those in the books I loved in my last life. I don't want to be alone anymore." The raw answer left my mouth but I hadn't answered it was like it was pulled out of me.
"ENOUGH LUCIFER HASN'T THE BOY SUFFERED ENOUGH WITHOUT YOU SEEING INTO HIS ESSENCE." A deep grave voice emerged from the opposite end of the cabin I turned slightly and saw morgan freeman with his hand out towards lucifer.
"god?" I asked in a slightly loud tone. the realization of who he must be coming almost instantly. The two started to walk towards each other lucifer saying a few insults god looked at him with a look resembling pity. I thought for a second and then recovered myself.
"WHY?" I asked in nearly a yell and that word carried everything. why had I had a rough childhood why had he made me so socially inept? why when I finally had I pulled myself had my best friend killed me? Why could I only read about love in books but never experience it?
The way they just looked at me I could tell they knew everything I meant by that question even if I hadn't said anything but one word.
"I'm sorry my son," he said a look of sadness on his face." you were supposed to live a long happy life."
"I do play a part in that a demon got loose from hell and wanted to mess with the natural order a bit. It posessed Susan and told Thomas that you got her Pregnant" Lucifer said his face regretful." but he could have stopped him if he wasn't visiting other gods in the multiverse," he said pointing the finger at morgan freeman. God grimaced at Lucifer's shamelessness.
"look my son I can not send you back to your world as your soul has already ascended to a higher plane." god said choosing to ignore lucifer entirely." You can't go to heaven as well because you were never able to live out your life to complete the deeds you were meant to."
"you could always come to hell but I doubt you're completely guilt-free the way you lived your life and that wouldn't be very pleasant for you." lucifer chimed in with a smile.
"I will offer you reincarnation so you can achieve the karma you need and even give you access to the worlds you read of so that you can finally achieve your dreams of never being alone,"God said.
'oh shit is he going to isekai me into a book world' I thought the disappointment of not getting into heaven left me immediately.
Both god and the devil started laughing at me about how my thought had flipped hearing this.
"do I get Wishes?" I asked with a ridiculous smile that had never been on my face ever before that moment.
"No" God said. My Smile dropped a bit.
"I'll give you a few gifts so the world is fun and you succeed in life and find the loved ones you crave.
First, The world You will go to will be a mixture of three book series you read as a child but I will only tell you the first which is Lorien legacies and you'll have to figure out the other two. The time the other two will be changed as well so even though you may figure it out the worlds you will have to figure out the timeline and how it correlates with Lorien legacies.
Second, I will send your soul mate after her death to find you in this world.
Third, I will give you the power of a Garde but you will be Human and not from Lorien and your ability other than telekinesis will be Ximic that power is extremely powerful but it will be useless unless you find them the garde and copy their abilities.
Fourth I know how your childhood in your last life was and I want you to enjoy this life so i shall remove your memories of your last life except for the books movies and tv shows that you have consumed in your life, the one and only night you had with your soulmate in the last life and your time here in the ether. You will not have to until you are 6 years old.
Five I shall make you the inheritor of a large company but since the trauma from your last parents is still evident all the way down to your soul you wouldn't be able to see them as anything more than strangers even if you have parents. But I will give you an uncle who will care for you as a cepan and father figure.
Six I will grant you increased intelligence and ability to learn and train.
lastly, I will give you a super human-type physique but you will need to train and make an effort to improve yourself." as God finished he looked me in my eyes.
"Is this acceptable my son?" he asked with a smile knowing that I would say yes. It was a lot to process my expression and emotions did backflips following his gifts but I knew that id enjoys my life and knowing that Angie was my soulmate calmed me. Lucifer was creepily quiet through his speech and seemed to be pondering something.
"I shall also give you a few gifts because this mishap was slightly my fault." lucifer said sounding exasperated.
"First I will give you the perfect appearance women will want you, men will want to be you
Second I will give you a way to keep up your progress kind of like a system but no mission or inventory or store just stats and lets you see how your abilities progress but it will also let you asses enemies if you have to fight.
Third I think ill keep that a mystery but it will have to do with the other books that will be in this world." he said with a smirk that was really cool in the show but now it just looked sadistic like he had just taken the screws from my chair and asked me to sit down.
God looked at the devil and he could tell they were talking but he couldn't hear what they were saying. little scary too omnipotent beings talking about you and not having any opinion.
They seemed to agree about something and looked at me at the same time
"We will be keeping an eye on you in this new life maybe throw you a few twists and turns," God said.
"Even though it was our negligence that bought a second chance there will not be a third." The Devil said.
"Good-Bye my son," God said black liquid-like motor oil started seeping from the floors and sealings of the cabin.
"Goodbye Litle brother," The Devil said. The cabin filled with the liquid until I could no longer move the liquid was thick and unyielding as if it was cement. God and Lucifer disappeared and the liquid level raised and raised until I drowned in the oily darkness.