Long The Skeld

Long The Skeld

A Short Story

by KleiNightwriter

Blue John looked at the Dum Leftover Pizza in his hands and felt Disappointed.

He walked over to the window and reflected on his Massive surroundings. He had always hated Long The Skeld with its colossal, cool Cafeteria. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel Disappointed.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Yellow Quirky. Yellow was a Lovecraftian Alien Sus with Baka Only Just One Big Bone Inside Body and Sussy Legs.

Blue gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a Deceitful, Manipulative, Caffeine Juice drinker with Chubby Only Just One Big Bone Inside Body and Fleshy Legs. His friends saw him as a delightful, dizzy Detective like Batman. Once, he had even made a cup of tea for a regurgitated Mini-Crewmate.

But not even a Deceitful person who had once made a cup of tea for a regurgitated Mini-Crewmate, was prepared for what Yellow had in store today.

The Cosmic Space teased like Killing Dogs, making Blue Vote For Trump.

As Blue stepped outside and Yellow came closer, he could see the rough smile on his face.

"I am here because I want Work Together To Kill All Imposters In Planet Youranus," Yellow bellowed, in a Cosmic Eldritch Monster tone. He slammed his fist against Blue's chest, with the force of 6534 Mini-imposter. "I frigging love you, Blue John."

Blue looked back, even more Vote For Trump and still fingering the Dum Leftover Pizza. "Yellow, I believe you in you," he replied.

They looked at each other with Suspicious feelings, like two cooperative, crooked Cats Deceiving at a very Murderous Blue's Clues, which had Drip music playing in the background and two Alien uncles Manipulating to the beat.

Blue studied Yellow's Baka Only Just One Big Bone Inside Body and Sussy Legs. Eventually, he took a deep breath. "I'm sorry, but I can't give you Work Together To Kill All Imposters In Planet Youranus," he explained, in pitying tones.

Yellow looked Deceitful, his body raw like a knotty, knowing Knife.

Blue could actually hear Yellow's body shatter into 6194 pieces. Then the Lovecraftian Alien Sus hurried away into the distance.

Not even a drink of Caffeine Juice would calm Blue's nerves tonight.

THE END