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Live Streaming: Starting as a Door-to-Door Salesman for Coffins!

Disclaimer: *This is Not an original story.* *I don't own this story and the book cover.* For those interested, this is the original name of this novel: 直播上门推销,请问要棺材吗 Kindly, Please Note that: 1) This is an Edited MTL. 2) I'm not a translator. I don't understand the Chinese language. I don't even know a single character of it. 3) I don't have any previous Editing experience. 4) However, I do have a decade worth of experience in reading translated chinese web-novels. 5) Leave a review, or comment if you like my work. Thanks! Synopsis: Han Haocheng activated the system, "Live life to it's fullest while you're still alive." As long as he completed tasks, he would get rewards. It seemed simple and easy. Alas... He couldn't have been any more wrong. He had to complete livestreaming tasks like: [Knock on any house's door and sell coffins seriously!] [Go to any company for a job interview and ask the interviewer, are you recruiting a chairman?] [Find the fiercest and strongest looking person in the Internet cafe, and turn off the power while he is playing a team battle in the game!] [Talk to a lady, beautiful as a fairy, on the street. Get her WeChat account and seriously sell her a coffin. After she agrees or refuses, Allow her to bargain for a lower price.] Han Haocheng: "..." Netizens after watching Han Haocheng's live broadcast: "Is this something a carbon-based organism really thought of???"

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Chapter 24 [A Certain Streamer's Daring Performance Left Him Frightened Out of His Own Wits!]

As a gang of energetic youngsters, these motorcycle lovers were in the midst of their animated and rebellious period of youth.

Every day, they carried an aura of fearless bravado with them. Their mantra being, 'I'm the first under the heavens'.

In addition, these guys had tattoos and rode modified motorbikes, which always gave people a dangerous vibe.

So basically, no one dares to mess with them.

But today, their leader was openly belittled by someone who had previously offered them a cigarette in a friendly manner.

This made the bare-chested leader feel extremely humiliated, as if he was raped right then and there.

Forget about someone trying to steal his girlfriend behind his back, how come this guy dared to do it right in front of him?

To top it off, this random fellow even had the balls to ask him to give his girlfriend's WeChat ID over with his own hands?

Wasn't this treating him like thin air? If that wasn't looking for trouble with him, he didn't know what else was!

The young lad with tattoos didn't need to think any further. Without hesitation, he just took out his machete and charged at the insolent man.

As he pursued, he kept roaring angrily with his deep voice:

"Stop, I say stop! If you have the courage than stop!"

Several of the tattooed man's companions followed behind him, joining in the pursuit.

Looking at this scene, the audience was gobsmacked. Many of the onlookers couldn't help but smile involuntarily.

More comments started popping up on the screen:

"Haha, he's really brandishing a machete"

"Listening to this voice, I can tell how angry this tattooed young man is!"

"That guy actually exploded in anger on the spot, hahaha, the host is so ruthless!"

"Indeed, this broadcaster is the most savage prankster I have ever seen, for sure!"

"He's truly putting his life on the line for this prank!"

"I don't have any more words of praise to offer this great work; I will just reward it with gifts!"

People in the live broadcast room were all thoroughly entertained by Han Haocheng's attitude of fearlessly risking his life to pull a prank.

Many more gifts were sent, earning him several thousand more yuan.

Naturally, Han Haocheng was not in the mood to look at the gifts at this time.

He hadn't completely entered the safe zone yet, so of course he had to keep running.

"Thank you for the gifts, everyone. I'm running and don't have the time to stop and take a closer look. Please understand."

After glancing at the continuously arriving gifts, Han Haocheng said this and continued to sprint at full throttle.

Viewers:

"Streamer, run quickly, don't mind us, your life is at stake!"

"Haha... You're welcome host, you deserve this money."

"I'm laughing way too much. It's such a dangerous situation, but the streamer hasn't forgotten to say thank you. Touching!"

"The streamer did not hesitate to put his life at risk in order to make a living. Even when he was in danger, he did not forget to thank the netizens. This level of fearlessness is truly awe-inspiring. As a fan, I've decided to send a lollipop to show my strong support!"

"Good Lord, the guy above is being so dramatic about sending a mere lollipop, I thought you were going to send at least a treasure map!"

"..."

Meanwhile, the group of spirited young men continued to yell and chase after Han Haocheng.

Naturally, he had no intention of stopping and he kept on fleeing the fastest he could.

He is tall and fit, so he ran swiftly. Moreover, he was expecting this outcome. Hence, he quietly warmed up his muscles while talking earlier.

Plus, let's not forget, his overwhelming desire to survive is the most critical factor driving him to run faster and faster.

Therefore, it didn't take long before Han Hao succeeded in getting rid of this group of angry young men.

"Thank God, luckily I can run fast."

"Otherwise, today would have been really dangerous!"

After reaching the safe area, Han Haocheng gasped for breath, taking a moment before speaking.

When people in the live broadcast room beheld this sight, they kept laughing.

"The streamer is so funny! Look at the him sweating buckets!"

"All of my year's worth of laughter was used up today!"

"Streamer, you sure pick the toughest targets to prank. These energetic guys are clearly not easy to mess with, but you just had to do it, haha."

"Not to mention, he can't handle the job of streaming unless his own physical fitness isn't up to it!"

"Indeed, Brother Haocheng, please allow me to call you 'Brother'!"

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"I won't say anything more, I'm already a big fan, just here to watch Haocheng's antics."

"This streamer is the most courageous I have ever seen, bar none!"

"..."

After resting for quite a while, Han Haocheng finally stopped panting. So, he decided to take a closer look at the gifts in the live-broadcast room.

He didn't know before he observed it, hence he was clearly taken aback after he finally noticed the total value of the numerous gifts.

The earnings from this particular live broadcast, after deducting the platform's commission, amounted to nearly 30,000 yuan.

Suddenly, he felt that this risky endeavour was indeed worthwhile, although it did drain his physical strength.

'It seems that I need to exercise more in the future.'

'Without some physical fitness, I really can't do these types of missions.'

In addition to gift rewards, the most important reward is, of course, given by the system.

A familiar voice rang in his mind at this moment:

[Congratulations, Host! You've completed today's task!]

[Cash reward of 110,000 yuan has been transferred to your account. Please check it!]

[Skill 'Professional Guitar Playing and Singing' has been added to your skill panel and can be claimed at any time.]

[One physical fitness-enhancing pill has been added to your inventory and can be consumed at any time.]

Upon hearing that a huge sum of 111,100 yuan had been deposited into his account, Han Haocheng couldn't help but smile automatically.

Not only that, adding in the nearly 30,000 gifts from the live stream, today's cash earnings amounted to 140,000 yuan.

Returns of 140,000 yuan from one live broadcast is an exceptionally huge income for Han Haocheng.

After all, as an ordinary Beijing drifter, Han Haocheng's monthly salary was only a few thousand yuan. Previously, the highest salary he had received was only a small sum of ten thousand yuan.

With just one risky mission, he could earn 140,000 yuan. For an ordinary person, this was something they wouldn't even dare to dream of.

Including the previous two live-streaming proceeds, Han Haocheng had now accumulated over 300,000 yuan in cash.

As early as a few days ago, Han Haocheng was also worried about his finances because he was unemployed.

At present, in a span of a few days, he had become a rich man with more than 300,000 yuan in cash.

This earth-shaking change made Han Haocheng feel tremendously happy, as if he was not only picked-up by the goddess of luck but also forced to kiss and sleep with her.

Han Haocheng was a common man who had longed to become wealthy.

Now, with 140,000 yuan directly deposited into his account, he couldn't help but smile as brightly as a sunflower.

The audience who saw his exaggerated smile became curious and started posting comments:

"Steamer, what are you smiling about there?"

"Hey guys, who here knows why the host has suddenly started smiling so much?"

"I almost had a mini-heart attack. The streamer was just standing there, catching his breath, and then he suddenly started smiling like a fool. He couldn't possibly have been so scared that he went mad, right?"

"Oh my God! Breaking News: A certain streamer's daring performance left him frightened out of his own wits!"

"Speak quickly, host! You're smiling so much and not talking; it's making me nervous!"

"..."

Han Haocheng paused his interactions with the system and started smiling after seeing his gains. This action left the viewers puzzled.

From their perspective, they saw Han Haocheng run to safety, pant heavily, and then he smiled like a retard as he faced the void!!

This scenario was indeed somewhat eerie, and as a result, many individuals commented to remind him:

Vice President of the Cosmic Institution for Inhuman Behaviour and Intellectual Disabilities:

"According to my analysis, the streamer's smile is because of the sheer amount of joy he feels after having successfully trolled someone! I believe that the host suffers from the 'Prank-Induced Happiness Syndrome,' and I recommend treatment at my institute."

"Pfft... When I saw the ID of the person above, I couldn't help but laugh uncontrollably!"

"Not to mention, with the streamer's behaviour, it does seem like he has mental issues."

"Could it be that the anchor had always been suffering from some mental illness, thus he came up with these inhumane prank jobs?"

"..."