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Live Streaming: Starting as a Door-to-Door Salesman for Coffins!

Disclaimer: *This is Not an original story.* *I don't own this story and the book cover.* For those interested, this is the original name of this novel: 直播上门推销,请问要棺材吗 Kindly, Please Note that: 1) This is an Edited MTL. 2) I'm not a translator. I don't understand the Chinese language. I don't even know a single character of it. 3) I don't have any previous Editing experience. 4) However, I do have a decade worth of experience in reading translated chinese web-novels. 5) Leave a review, or comment if you like my work. Thanks! Synopsis: Han Haocheng activated the system, "Live life to it's fullest while you're still alive." As long as he completed tasks, he would get rewards. It seemed simple and easy. Alas... He couldn't have been any more wrong. He had to complete livestreaming tasks like: [Knock on any house's door and sell coffins seriously!] [Go to any company for a job interview and ask the interviewer, are you recruiting a chairman?] [Find the fiercest and strongest looking person in the Internet cafe, and turn off the power while he is playing a team battle in the game!] [Talk to a lady, beautiful as a fairy, on the street. Get her WeChat account and seriously sell her a coffin. After she agrees or refuses, Allow her to bargain for a lower price.] Han Haocheng: "..." Netizens after watching Han Haocheng's live broadcast: "Is this something a carbon-based organism really thought of???"

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[Take a guess, which size suits me best?] 

To be honest, when Han Haocheng saw this girl in front of him, still with a hint of innocence in her eyes, he hesitated to speak.

However, he couldn't possibly keep his mouth shut anymore. So, Han Haocheng asked her politely:

"Are you of legal age?"

"Huh?" Su Qian obviously didn't expect this, wondering why did he suddenly ask about her age.

'Could it be...he wants to...'

 

Amidst her confusion, Han Haocheng spoke again:

"I'm only trying to confirm whether you're legally an adult, because the things I want to buy are not suitable for minors!"

Hearing this, Su Qian finally snapped out of her thoughts. She shook her head to clear her mind.

'This person is just making a casual enquiry as a customer. Su Qian, oh Su Qian, what are you thinking about?

Although you are beautiful, and he is quite handsome..

But you two really don't know each other, okay?'

"Ah, of course I'm an adult."

"I'm already in my first year of college. If I'm not legally an adult, How could I work part-time here?" Su Qian replied.

"Good, as long as you are legally an adult."

Han Haocheng responded, feeling relieved.

As he prepared to speak and tell his true purpose, at this time, the viewers were frantically commenting again:

"Anchor, anchor, did you see that? she is blushing!"

"Pfft, Haha.. He only asked her whether she is lawfully an adult, yet it made her feel so shy.. Is this girl interested in the broadcaster?"

"I can't be sure if she is interested, but she definitely doesn't dislike the host!"

"Absolutely, If the streamer asks for her WeChat, she'll readily give it. Host, why don't you ask her?"

"Damn it! I thought I was watching a comedy livestream, how come I was suddenly fed a handful of dog food?"

"We want the WeChat! Streamer, hurry up and make a move, we're anxious!"

"..."

The audience was impatient..

Su Qian was equally curious and asked:

"So, what do you want to buy?"

"Let me help you find it!"

Han Haocheng smiled and let the cat out of the bag:

"Condoms."

"Specifically, condoms."

"I wanted to buy condoms from the get-go!"

As soon as Han Haocheng finished speaking, the air suddenly grew quiet.

The girl seemed to have been cast with a minor freezing spell. She was rooted to the spot for a moment.

'Is he really here to buy condoms?'

Su Qian couldn't help but gulp nervously. Her fair face turned as red as a ripe peach.

With her white and rosy complexion, she looked incredibly tempting.

Many perverted onlookers wished they could eat her.

When the audience saw Su Qian's exaggerated expressions, they all cheered with glee.

For a time, the screen was submerged under the barrage of comments:

"Are you surprised? Totally unexpected, right?"

"This really came out of the blue for the young salesgirl. I bet she didn't expect that when he said '套' (tào), he was talking about condoms!"

"This girl is beautiful, innocent, and shy. I really want to eat her!"

"The girl is so cute, why do you want to eat her?"

"Are the people above going crazy?"

"Pfft, Hahaha.. She actually blushed so hard! I can't believe there is such a pure girl."

"Oh my God, she is so beautiful! She is already fair-skinned, but combined with her cheeks turning red, she looks incredibly alluring."

"Streamer, stop messing around and just ask her out on a live date. It will surely be more interesting to watch."

"True that! If you succeed in pursuing her, it will probably become a hit on the entire Internet."

"No, no, no, I still prefer watching the show, I don't want to eat dog food!"

"..."

It wasn't just the spectators, even Han Haocheng was taken aback. He only said one little thing about buying condoms, but she is still blushing so much?

'Can I ask her to help me choose the right size later?'

Han Haocheng, who suddenly felt a little worried, asked:

"What's wrong? Do you not know where they are?"

"Are you so unprofessional?"

The system has locked onto this girl for the mission. Therefore, the personal cannot be changed.

Han Hao had no choice but to use this trick to prevent the other party from refusing.

"Oh, no, it's not like that, I know, I do know."

"I'll take you there right away."

Su Qian replied hastily, but her heartbeat sped up in nervousness.

How could she know where the condoms were?

She only works here as a part-time employee because she needs the extra money. The income from this job helps her cover her living expenses.

Subsequently, she really can't afford to offend customers.

Moreover, Su Qian doesn't dislike this customer.

Hence, after saying that, she turned around and walked over to an older saleswoman.

With a red face, she leaned close to the woman's ear and enquired in a voice as low as a whisper.

Upon hearing Su Qian's words, the older saleswoman turned to look at Han Haocheng, then pointed to a corner, saying, "Condoms are over there! You can see some couples choosing them."

"Su Qian, why don't I come with you? It will help you become familiar with the product. Next time, you won't need anyone's help when a customer asks."

As she spoke, the senior saleswoman walked in front.

Su Qian shyly said to Han Haocheng:

"They are over there, come with me."

Han Haocheng nodded and the three of them walked over in a line, with the camera following them.

Finally, they stopped at the adult items section.

It needs to be said that there is no wonder this supermarket is doing so well. Even in this section, items from nearly all categories have a fairly complete collection...

Several shelves are filled with various adult products.

It's a bit embarrassing for even the most thick-skinned people to browse here.

"How bold is this supermarket? It has everything from water to condoms."

"I spotted those kind of toys, hahaha!"

"Oh my God, Am I allowed to watch this? Are you sure these things can be shown on a livestream?"

"The streamer is so shameless. Do you really want to make a live broadcast of buying condoms?"

"Not only is he buying them, he will even ask for the smallest size, hahaha!"

"I'm laughing so hard, I think I got cramps. I can't wait to see how the streamer says it."

"..."

Han Haocheng did feel a little hesitant in this environment. He couldn't open his mouth for a few seconds.

Business here is really booming. It's early in the morning, yet there were several couples, picking out items from this area.

Apart from the couples, there were two women and a man who were also browsing around.

"Sir, everything you need is right here."

"Are you choosing by yourself, or would you like us to help?"

The elderly saleswoman is a robust woman in her fifties.

Perhaps because she has been through a lot, she had a calm demeanor when facing these adult products.

When she spoke, she seemed nonchalant, as if she were asking you whether you had eaten or drank.

"Oh! Let her help me select!" Han Haocheng said, pointing at Su Qian.

"Me???"

Since Su Qian stepped into this section, she had lowered her head, not daring to directly look at the products on the shelf. Her heart was racing and she hadn't even made eye contact with Han Haocheng. She could only use her peripheral vision to sneak a peek at this person, preparing to escape as soon he decided to pick out the products himself.

When Su Qian heard the senior sales aunt ask Han Haocheng whether he wanted to choose by himself or if he needed help,

The first thought in her mind was that this man would definitely hand-pick this type of thing!

She believed that the sales aunt had asked this question while keeping her customer's dignity in mind.

At the same time, Su Qian had prepared herself to escape from the scene as soon as this male customer said, "I want to choose on my own." However, the result was unexpected.

This male customer not only did not say, 'I want to choose them myself,' but he even asked Su Qian to help him choose?

"What's the matter? Is it not okay with you?" Han Haocheng asked after seeing the other party's hesitation.

"It's alright, but I do not have much knowledge about these things." Su Qian's face turned so red her ears popped, but she couldn't refuse the customer, so she had to bite her lip and explain.

"It's okay. It doesn't matter if you don't understand. You just need to help me find the right size." Han Haocheng said casually.

Hearing this, Su Qian felt relieved:

"Okay, we have all the different sizes on the shelf. What size do you want?"

Han Haocheng didn't hesitate and said directly:

"Why don't you recommend one first? Estimate which size would be more suitable for me."

Su Qian was stunned:

"I, recommend?"

Han Haocheng:

"Yes, based on my physique, take a guess, which size suits me best?"

Su Qian: "???"

As soon as this statement came out, everyone watching was shocked.

This guy seemed to have no reservations at all.