LIGHT ELEMENT USERS VS DARK ELEMENT USERS PART 3

LIGHT ELEMENT USERS VS DARK ELEMENT USERS (JOKES) PART 3

LIGHT ELEMENT USERS

DARK ELEMENT USERS

VISION

VISION

Light Element Users, what one sees, they all see.

Typical Dark Element User, what one does not see, they all see.

CULTURE

CULTURE

When a Light Element User makes alterations to Culture, the New serves to enrich the Old.

Typical Dark Element User, when he makes alterations to Culture the New serves to decimate the Old.

WEAVING

WEAVING

Light Element Users, when they weave, it's always for Clothes and when it is not for Clothes, it's for Food.

Typical Dark Element User, when he weaves, it's always for Traps and even when it's not for Traps, it's for a Foul.

ADAPTABILITY

ADAPTABILITY

Light Element Users, constant though they are, they are like Chameleons that adapt to the Times.

Typical Dark Element User, inconsistent as he is, he is like a Leopard that never changes its spots.

BELIEFS

BELIEFS

Light Element Users, they believe even in what they cannot see and stand on the Earth as solid as it is.

Typical Dark Element User, he claims to believe only in what he can see but believes in the Air he breathes which is invisible.

GRAMMAR

GRAMMAR

Light Element Users, they can use the preposition 'but' to unite two contrasting ideas.

Typical Dark Element User, even when he uses the preposition 'and', one idea obliterates the other.

BOXING

BOXING

To Light Element Users, a Box is always for presents and even when it's not for presents, it's for Sports.

Typical Dark Element User, to him, a Box is always for imprisonment and even when it's not for imprisonment it's for brutalities.

MEDICINE

MEDICINE

Light Element Users, when a patient is sick, they tell the patient that he (the patient) is well so that he (the patient) will seek answers.

Typical Dark Element User, when he doesn't want a patient to see what he is up to, he tells the patient that he (the patient) is sick so that he (the patient) doesn't ask questions.

Light Element Users, they cure physiological ailments with physical medicine and psychological ailments with Medicine For The Soul.

Typical Dark Element User, he tries to cure a psychological ailment with physical medicine and a physiological ailment with Medicine For The Soul.

Yet even still, Light Element Users, they know a Physical Ailment can begin with a Psychological Ailment and can still cure such an ailment with Medicine for the Soul.

Typical Dark Element Users, they think all ailments begin in the body and never find a cure.

To a Light Element User, some ailments are caused by genetics and some are caused by environment.

To a typical Dark Element User, all ailments are caused by genetics.

A wise Light Element User knows that changes in the mind can effect changes in the body thus he can cure a genetic ailment with Medicine for the Soul.

Typical Dark Element User, precisely because to him, all ailments are caused by genetics, even when he tries to cure a Psychological ailment with Physiological Medicine, there is no improvement.

Wise Light Element Users know that ailments caused by genetics can be cured with Medicine For the Soul, while those caused by environment can be cured via improvement in Hygiene.

Typical Dark Element User, he tries to cure genetic ailments with Physiological Medicine and finds no cure. When he tries to cure environmental ailments via Pills and Injections, the patient will always return to him for the environment remains the same.

SEASON'S GREETINGS

SEASON'S GREETINGS

Merry Christmas to you Light Element Users.

To you Dark Element Users, Happy Easter.