LIGHT ELEMENT USERS VS DARK ELEMENT USERS PART 2

LIGHT ELEMENT USERS

DARK ELEMENT USERS

COOKING

COOKING

When Light Element Users cook, it initially tastes like a pot of flames, then gradually turns to Honey.

Typical Dark Element User, when he cooks, it initially tastes like Honey, then turns into a pot of Flames.

MEDICINE

MEDICINE

The relationship between a Light Element User and a patient is like the relationship between a Flower and a Bee. The scent of the Flower is always the survival of the Bee.

Typical Dark Element User, the relationship between him and his patient is like the relationship between an Ant and an Elephant. The scent of the Ant is always the Death of the Elephant.

Light Element Users, they can cure Venom with Venom.

The moment a typical Dark Element User tries to cure Venom with Sugar, beware!

NERVOUS SYSTEM

NERVOUS SYSTEM

Light Element Users, when you blindfold them, they awaken extra-sensory perception.

Typical Dark Element User, even when he is not blindfolded, he has no sense of perception.

NAVIGATION

NAVIGATION

Light Element Users, even without a compass, they always know where North is.

Typical Dark Element User, even with a compass, he cannot differentiate between North and South.

MOUNTAINEERING

MOUNTAINEERING

When a Light Element User confronts a Mountain, he always ascends it via a Ladder Of Friendship.

Typical Dark Element User, when he confronts a Mountain, he always ascends it via a ladder of corpses.

SOCIAL MEDIA

SOCIAL MEDIA

Light Element Users, when they use the Social Media, it is always via a phone.

Typical Dark Element User, when he uses the Social Media, he is the phone.

ROCKET SCIENCE

ROCKET SCIENCE

Light Element Users, when they fly off to space, they carry only what they can eat and break the gravity barrier.

Typical Dark Element Users, when they attempt to fly off to space, they carry luggage and are weighed down by the Earth's torrential gravitational pull.

PROVERBS VS JOKES

PROVERBS VS JOKES

Light Element Users, a single proverb about you is like a joke expressed seriously.

Typical Dark Element Users, a single joke about you is like a scientific fact perpetually true.

LITERATURE

LITERATURE

When Light Element Users write, it always begins with Tragedy but ends in Comedy.

Typical Dark Element User, when he writes, it always begins with Comedy but ends in Tragedy.

IMPRISONMENT

IMPRISONMENT

Light Element User, when he is imprisoned, his Ghost is always free.

Typical Dark Element User, even when he is free, his ghost is always imprisoned.

PESTS

PESTS

When a Light Element User uses Worms, it is always for Agriculture.

Typical Dark Element User, when he uses Worms, it has to be for an invasion.

POLICE

POLICE

When a Light Element User is part of the Police Force, his motto is always "Serve And Protect".

Typical Dark Element User, when he is part of the Police Force, his motto is always "Crime And Punishment".

AFTERLIFE

AFTERLIFE

Light Element Users, when they die, they become known as the Undying.

Typical Dark Element User, when he dies, he becomes known as the Undead.

FISHING

FISHING

To a Light Element User, the scent of Fish is always delicious.

Typical Dark Element User, to him, the scent of Fish is always suspicious.

VIRTUALISM

VIRTUALISM

When a Light Element User tries to create a Holographic Projection, the body can always be touched but the Spirit is always invisible.

Typical Dark Element User, when he tries to create a Holographic Projection, the spirit is always visible but the body is never there.

NATURE

NATURE

Light Element Users, their nature is to make visible the invisible.

Typical Dark Element User, his nature is to make invisible the visible.

MUSIC

MUSIC

When a Light Element User composes music, even the Major and Minor Keys can harmonize.

Typical Dark Element User, when he composes music, there can be no harmony between even similar Keys.

MAGNETISM

MAGNETISM

When a Light Element User uses a Magnet, the unlike Poles will always attract.

Typical Dark Element User, when he uses a Magnet, there is always repulsion.

ARCHERY

ARCHERY

When a Light Element User shoots to miss, he always hits his target.

Typical Dark Element User, when he shoots to hit, he always misses his target.

SEASON'S GREETINGS

SEASON'S GREETINGS

Merry Christmas to y'all Light Element Users.

To y'all Dark Element Users, Happy Easter.