20 Dragoon And Luck - 2

Well, he at least knew of three good ways to soothe his raging instincts a bit. Fighting, fucking and hoarding.

Speaking of-

"Don't mention shit," Chris rolled her pretty violet eyes and gave him a grin, "You're my friends…lover I guess, so helping you, helps her."

Such a good girl.

He wanted to mount her cute perky ass on his fat cock and fuck her cross eyed.

"Speaking of her though," Chris tapped her chin, "Why we are we just waiting here? She left ages ago."

Yes, she had.

After being healed, Darkness declared she had to go announce to her father about her having a boyfriend. Duty, or some such nonsense.

"I mean, I was just deciding on what skills I wanted to take, and you, were sticking around for whatever reason, I dunno," Yarden pointed out, "Was there something you wanted to talk to me about?"

His eyes flickered back down to the adventure card in his hand, taking in the list of skills he was capable of learning.

[Debuff Resistance - 5 points]

[Advanced Magic - 30 points]

[Auto Dodge - 5 points]

[Heal - 2 points]

[Turn Undead - 1 point]

[Exorcism - 1 point]

[Break Spell - 3 points]

[Dispel - 3 points]

[Force Fire - 1 point]

[Blessing - 5 points]

[Cure Poison - 2 points]

[Powered - 3 points]

[Sacred Shell - 2 points]

[Reflect - 3 points]

[Versatile Actor - 5 points]

[Protection - 2 points]

There was a massive amount of skills on the last and in total, he'd need seventy three stat points to learn them all. Which meant to learn them all, he'd need to level thirty seven levels.

And that was just the spells he'd picked up for holy magic and the auto dodge skill of a monk he who was part of the Eris order.

He'd eventually be able to get them all, but it would take a long, long ass time. He only had four skill points to his name right now, and even when he got more, he'd have to be picky.

But god…there was so many good ones. Powered for instance, was an all rounder physical buff. Blessing enhanced luck. Heal and Cure Poison…enough said. Reflect, literally rebounded magic attacks. Auto Dodge let one automatically dodge attacks even if they couldn't see or sense them depending on their luck stat. Protection was a literal shell of magic that covered the users entire body like a second skin to shield them. Dispel could get rid of curses and Spell Break could destroy things like magical barriers.

They were all amazing skills.

Right now though, the one he was taking above the rest, was Force Fire. It was a simple spell that when fired, attracted any monster within the vicinity of it to the spell.

It was an amazing skill for farming monsters, especially used in conjunction with the Decoy skill he'd picked up from Darkness.

With that decided, he touched his finger to the card and unlocked the skill, spending one of his skill points and shaking his head as a rush of information flowed into his brain and carved the technique into his very being.

"Not really…I just don't really have anything to do right now since I was planning on hanging out with Darkness and going on a quest with her after I found her," Chris replied, drawing his gaze from the adventurer card, "Actually, there is one thing…" she trailed off.

"Yes," Yarden grinned at her, "I'll happily take you as my woman as well."

Chris blinked at his answer, before her his shot wide open and her cheeks burned read, "What, no!" she denied, shaking her head vigorously, "I just wanted to know…why do you want to impregnate the goddess Aqua? I mean I get you wanting to become a god and all, and I even get the warped logic of wanting to leave strong descendants behind, but where does Aqua play into this?"

"…Why wouldn't she?" it was Yarden's turn to give her an odd look, "Aqua was the most beautiful woman I'd ever come across when I met her, and her body is absolutely out of this world. Big tits, wide hips and the craziest fat ass I've ever seen, not to mention that tiny little skirt and boots and stockings she wears and the long gorgeous blue hair, the most beautiful hair I've ever seen in-"

He paused there actually and grinned at Chris, eyes glancing at the lovely silver silken strands atop her head, "Well her hair definitely was the most beautiful I'd ever seen before, until this morning, you're a definite contender on that part."

Chris' face by this point, had turned so read she resembled a tomato, "So crude," she shook her head, "Do you think saying my hair might be the most beautiful you've ever seen, will make me ignore the rest of what you just said?"

"Why would I want you to ignore it? Besides, you're the one that asked why I wanted to knock up Aqua," he snorted, before a thought occurred, "I wonder what colour hair Eris has?" he mused.

"Silver, the same as mine." Chris answered, before her eyes widened and she promptly covered her mouth for some reason.

"You really are like a walking encyclopedia aren't ya?" Yarden snorted, "As expected of a goddess though should I say? I'd love to meet her." a grin formed across his face.

Chris sighed, lowering her hands and giving him a dead stare, "If a pervert like you went anywhere near her, she'd smite you."

"Not if I impregnate her first." Yarden laughed loudly in reply.

Chris' cheeks that were just beginning to lighten, sizzled a burning red once more, "You…you beast," she palmed her face, "What makes you think Eris is at all your type? You just waxed on about how much you liked the….curvy goddess Aqua, what if Eris is…slender like me?" she looked like she was chewing on rocks when she said 'curvy' there for a moment and directed her gaze to the ground, avoiding his own when he looked into her pretty eyes.

Yarden in return just gave a huff of amusement, "I don't get the point your making," he replied and walked over, grasping her chin and forcing her to look up into his eyes, "I've wanted to breed you since I first saw you earlier."

Chris gaped at him, face burning scarlet, mouth opening and closing soundlessly for a few moments, before, "…Eeep…" she squeaked out.

And ducked down under his arm.

His own arm lashed out and grabbed her around the waist as she tried to flee and he slung the silver haired girl up over his shoulder, "Lemme go!" she flailed.

"Nope," he gave her a little smack on her perky little ass and she stilled, another squeak of shock leaving her mouth, "Let's go hunt some monsters while we wait for Darkness."

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo this wasn't how that was supposed to go!!!" Chris shouted from atop his shoulder as he carried her through the streets of Axel like a prize.

It took him a few minutes to realise he left without Gram and promptly panicked and ran back.