Chapter 2

Great, just great complete darkness again. Ha got to love life, 'Raphael are you there?'

[Yes]

"Haha it was true great, Raphael run a check on me."

[Right away… You are currently a one month old baby.]

Great, well 8 months to go. I should probably explain to myself why I chose Naruto first because I'm starting to doubt myself. The main three reasons are chakra, training and soul related stuff. Chakra is obvious, training here is very beneficial because in naruto they teach you many different things like swords, hand-to-hand and I can't think of any more but there is. But soul techniques are the most important, honestly humans are weak so my plans are to make the perfect combining many powerful races till i get the perfect. That was why I asked for my wishes to be connected to my soul, not my body. The rundown of what I think of what your soul is, is your very being memories all that jazz your body is merely the vessel for the physical plane. So for soul related knowledge it was naruto, bleach or Fate. Bleach i don't want to touch for now so my plans go easier, Fate would have been a good option but there is Gaia and Alaya and I don't want to know how they will react so I will go there when I have something they may want. Sadly for my plans I need to go there *sigh* just looking for trouble.

Well time to wait.

Timeskip 8 months later

I'm just vibing. Then all of sudden I see a light and feel a pull 'Waiittt Raphael what is happening?!!'

[Your being born]

'Oh'

(In a hospital in Konoha)

"AHHHH FUCK GET THIS THING OUT OF ME!!!"

"Ma'am you're almost there, one last push!"

"FUCCKK!!"

"Wawawa"

"Congratulations, it's a boy."

"Let me hold my baby."

"Here"

"Aww aren't you cute, listen little guy mummy loves you very much and I'm really sorry I can't see you grow up just know mum will always love you."

Let me just say this, being born is not a pleasant experience. Wait is that mum she is pretty hot, wait what's she saying. Fuck am I going to be an orphan fuck!! No this is bad, being an orphan in naruto this awful you also have to watch out for Haruzen's bum buddy Danzo.

*Crying* {AN: got tired of writing wawa}

"Shush it will be okay little one.."

"Poor child lost his mother and is now an orphan."

Fuck.

TimeSkip 4 years

A lot has happened in these 4 years, well not really, but there has been one good thing I haven't seen anything to do with Danzo, thank god or origin? I don't know. Anyway I started training six months ago through Raphael's training methods. Let me tell you Raphael is the best. Apparently I shouldn't train till I'm 4 years old but through the custom method made by Raphael I could start early. It is designed to push me just to my limit and no more, it is great.

On the note of Raphael I think she's starting to develop an ego. It makes sense I did spend the first few years just talking to her and how long did Rimuru have Great Sage and Raphael and year or two at most and it got an ego, so four years constantly talking to it I would be surprised if it didn't. The first year or so it was like talking to a computer but now it is almost like a real person.

'Anyway Raphael can you display the mental stats thing you know what I mean.'

{AN: This is NOT a system, this is just to show where he is at, also he will get strong fast.}

[Yes]

[

Name: Kenji

Age: 4 years

Race: Human

Bloodline: None

Strength: average academy student

Chakra: Low genin

Affinity: Unknown - theorised for all seven (fire, water, earth, lightning, wind, yin, yang)

]

Oh yeah my name is Kenji, pretty cool right haha. I don't know what anime it is from but it sounds familiar. I don't know if I will keep it though I got it from the orphanage so it has little meaning to me. Through the help of Raphael I was able to unlock my chakra when I started training, I had a surprising amount. It was probably from my soul or some shit like that, you know the excuses in fanfics.

Let me explain what chakra is from my amazing observation and insight skills.

[*cough*]

Raphael's amazing observation and insight skills. Chakra is a mix of yin and yang, yang for body and yin for mind or soul, so by growing in these areas you gain more chakra. Pretty simple right. My chakra control is incredibly good for the amount I have and my age, parallel thoughts and thought acceleration is incredibly handy.

"Dinner everyone"

Damn food is ready gotta go fast, actually being an orphan isn't as bad as it may seem three meals a day, a place to sleep and lots of freedom, perfect for me. When you turn 5 they send you off to the academy if you have the talent where you get a dorm room to yourself. If you are an orphan, you stay there till you're 12 and become a Genin. You can apply to stay an extra year if you can't afford an apartment. A lot of people do that. A pretty clean system for producing cannon fodder.

Tonight, for dinner is a chicken dish that I can't remember the name of, but it is good and that's what matters.

Now for my plans for the ninja academy... Is to be completely average. Yes I know I'm a genius, but seriously I can't be too talented or else some pedo will take a liking to me and if I have no talent that might get noticed like Obito, granted he was an Uchiha, but it is always better safe than sorry. Promotion doesn't really matter too much. I only want taijutsu and kenjutsu and with the help of Raphael, thought acceleration and parallel thought I can analyse, learn and improve all techniques I see with ease, so that is great. Ninjutsu is ok, things like rasengan, chidori and shadow clones are all useful but a fireball jutsu is only good short term not long term. Thank god for Raphael though makes my life a lot easier.

[True]

That is my short term plan for this world. My main goal though is for…. Otsutsuki DNA!!! My first step to the peak. You see, my theory is that Otsutsuki's body and chakra system can adapt to large amounts of chakra. Chakra, body and soul are all linked and grow together so if a normal person was to eat a chakra fruit their body would no longer be in sinorgie and will probably die from overload. But Otsutsuki bodys adapt to the chakra increasing the strength of the body and soul alongside the increase in chakra. It also shows itself in weird ways like the rinne-sharingan. That's the first piece to the perfect body. Anyway I should probably finish dinner. I've been spacing out for too long.

[*sigh*]