Dream or not Dream

When opening my eye again, I was lying in the hospital. I learned from my mom that I was a vegetable for 3 months. It was also after that accident that I became so popular around girls. At first, I was quite happy about it, all the hot chick are like my dogs. They all look like puppies that want to lick me up and down, and up and down, and up and down...At this point, you might think that I'm a pervert! Well actually I'm a pervert, but that's all before my attraction mode was turned on. Now some people even call me "Jonny, Mr.Gay" because I lost interest in hotties.

But none of that matters anymore, what matters is why did I suddenly became so, so, so, so, attractive to girls?