Rumor.

"I am truly sorry for hurting your son Uchiha Clan Head," Gai apologized to Fugaku.

"You should not apologize it was my children's fault that they created such mischief and aren't you hurt quite badly as well," Fugaku said.

"It is no problem, these measly broken 6 ribs shall not stop my time of youth," Gai beat his chest, but the next second crunched up in pain.

Fugaku sighed seeing Gai's behavior, the man in front of him was an idiot but he knew Gai was strong and for Satoru to badly hurt such a person, Fugaku became a little worried.

While they were talking, suddenly the sound of glass breaking came from the room where Satoru was hospitalized, Mikoto and Itachi who were sitting by the side of Fugaku ran for the room while Gai and Fugaku followed.

What next was the weirdest sh*t they had seen in their lives, Sasuke's face on Satoru's lap while Sasuke was making some... noises and Satoru patting Sasuke's head.

To me, it looked like Sasuke was giving Satoru a bl0w job and I am pretty sure it was the same for the others as well.

Sasuke and Satoru looked back to see who opened the door and saw Fugaku, Mikoto, Itachi, and Gai with weird and relieved looks on their faces.

"Oto-san, Oka-san, Itachi nii-san, and weird guy,".

"Everything aside my name is not a weird guy, my name is Might Gai,"

Everyone proceeded to ignore Gai as they were more worried about Satoru and Sasuke. After checking Satoru's condition and confirming everything was fine Mikoto asked,

"What was that sound just now,"

Satoru pointed towards the broken glass on the floor and said,

"It glass fell on the floor and shattered,"

After some more questions like, 'When did you wake up' 'Is your body feeling OK' 'Do you need something' etc etc. Fugaku and Gai made their way out of the hospital.

Fugaku had clan work to do while Gai had recovery and training to focus on. And then Itachi left he had secret spy work to do with Shisui so yeah.

After a few hours, Satoru was discharged since he used Reverse Cursed Technique to heal himself. To the hospital staff, it was just his natural healing ability.

"He has an unnatural healing rate, it can be attributed to his strong body,"

Was the Bs they came up with since Satoru had no Chakra and they had no other explanation.

While Satoru, Sasuke, and Mikoto were peacefully going home. In the shadows, some old dudes were having some shady conversations.

The feats of Satoru went far and wide throughout the Clan heads of Konoha, some ignored it while others didn't, especially two old dudes.

After entering the house and going to bed immediately afterward, Satoru first did some checking and found out that he had almost reached the amount of Cursed Energy required for both Rikugan and the transformation.

But unfortunately, he had run out of Cursed Energy from the fight with Gai and using Reverse Cursed Technique which needs a hella lot of Cursed Energy if you didn't know. It was going to take a few days to recover the lost Cursed Energy so it was back to normal life for a while.

'So, tomorrow Academy starts again, huh, man how I wish I could just send a shadow clone over instead like in every other fanfic..., wait can't I make a shadow out of real shadows like Megumi, hmm, why didn't I think of that before, I really wonder why?'

(A/N: Maybe because you finally grew some brain cells after changing your soul.)

'Well, we will think about that later, for now, let's get some sleep,'

"Satoru, Sasuke dinner's ready,"

'Well, let's get some sleep after some dinner, shall we,'

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The Next Day.

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Satoru woke up early and woke Sasuke up a bit later, they both had breakfast and went of to the Academy.

On the way, they met Naruto who also tagged along. Making their way to the Academy they met some 'characters' on the way.

Sakura also known as trash has joined the team.

Ino has joined the team.

Shikamaru has joined the team.

Choji has joined the team.

Kiba has joined the team with Akamaru.

Shino has joined the team but is unnoticed.

Hinata is stalking the team.

The Rookie 9 plus one Gojo Satoru have assembled.

The rest of the way was what you would expect.

Sakura and Ino annoying the sh_t out of Sasuke.

Choji was eating.

Shikamaru and Satoru were talking about Shogi

Shino tried but failed.

Hinata, well, I don't even have to say it now do I.

Kiba and Akamaru were doing doggo things.

After reaching the gate they were met with Iruka sensei who greeted them but when his eyes met with Satoru they twitched.

"Yo Iruka sensei, long time no see," Satoru said.

"Ye-Yeah..., long time no see to you too," Iruka said with some difficulty.

'Oh god, I really have to deal with him again, don't I,'

(A/N: I wonder happened between them for Iruka to be so annoyed of Satoru, hmm, let's dive into some of Iruka's memories and find out.)

In Iruka's memories.

Iruka-sensei was bathing and then he suddenly looked down and his little man was-

(A/N: Cut Cut, wrong seen, play the real one now.)

Iruka POV:

It was almost two years ago, when I first met him, I was assigned as a teacher to this class and the day I first introduce myself to the class.

"My name is Umino Iruka, a chunin and your teacher from today onwards. Now everyone can you please introduce yourselves to me and your other friends,"

A simple introduction was given by all the student like their name, parents, their dreams, like, dislikes and all that other stuff.

Until, it was the white haired kid's turn.

"Uchiha Satoru, I am into girls like Tokisaki Kurumi. Pleasure to meet you,"

The kid who introduce himself as Uchiha Satoru was an oddball, like who the hell introduces themselves like that, moreover his is a kid, do kids really start thinking their girls types at such an early age.

Two other kids had muffled giggles hearing Satoru's introduction and my confusion, and to elevate it I said something I was going to regret my whole life.

"Uchiha, don't Uchiha usually have Black, brown or blue hair, why is your white,"

"I see, so sensei has noticed it, that this isn't my real name,"

"Huh, then what is your real name,"

Now the ears of the kids in the classroom perked up in curiosity of this White haired boys real name.

"My real name is,

"Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shurigan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokoyumwi no Chosuke."

(A/N: I definetly didn't copy that from google.)

"Huh, huh!!," Iruka was then confused for the entire day while the children laughed and questioned Satoru of his real name as Satoru kept repeating the same name again and again on their request.