Chapter 2
"Right, son. Let's go straight to reincarnation, you'll be born an orphan at the age of 16, you'll be thrown in 1 year before the series starts and with all the documents. Plus a starting fund of 100,000 dollars. That's the most I can do apart from letting you change your appearance." God said, his voice tired. It seems that keeping my soul in his realm took a bit of energy.
"Right, that's enough God... now I'm going to modify my appearance. "
....
20 minutes later .....
"I think that's enough..." I thought, looking at the holographic panel. I adjusted my appearance, my hair as black as possible, leaving a hairstyle similar to the young Gohan. My eyes were a sapphire color and my body was toned but not overly muscular, clearly a cliché look, but who wouldn't want to be beautiful and different?
"I think it's over, son. I wish you well and ask you to watch out for the Gladiator of the God, they've also received a system, plus he's already a year early. His system will issue a warning when he gets within a hundred meters of the other Gladiator. "
"I'll be careful, even at a disadvantage I'll do my best." I replied as I felt my vision darken and my gaseous body fall apart.
....
It took me a few seconds to open my eyes, stunned by the sudden change of scenery that spread across my vision. The familiar smell, touch and feel of when I was alive. My new life had finally begun, and I felt I had to make the most of it, even with the extreme difficulties I would face.
My last life was good, but I always felt stuck... Living day after day with no purpose, just surviving in a big Matrix that repeated itself every day, now I can get out, get out of this bubble and live a different life?
After walking around the house, he realized that he had all the basic necessities as well as a pantry full of food, his cell phone had all his bank account information and his documents, God had really made it easy for him.
"System...?" thought Alexandre, hesitating if the system would appear at his call.
[ Welcome Trash... I mean Host, Activating the template system...]
[ Template system ]
- Host : Alexandre Rodrigues
- Race : Weakest human possible
- Bronze Draw : 0 / Silver Draw : 0 / Gold Draw : 0 / Diamond Draw : 0
- Assimilated character : none
- 0% assimilation
- Inventory
- Main Mission : Kill the Gladiator of another God ( Time : Until your poor death )
( Difficulty: You'd better commit suicide now! Don't hesitate! )
" Wonderful, a retarded character system with an assimilation percentage... at least I would have warned you! "
Looking at the holographic screen in front of him, Alexander noticed a few things that had been hidden by the God. Unfortunately, he wouldn't be starting with 100% of the drawn character's full strength.
"System, isn't there a starter gift pack? "
[ Congratulations on receiving the Mysterious Beggar's Package, 1 random draw with a 90% chance of winning the man who denied bread to nagato + 1 kunai Taken from the trash ( Causes tetanus to the enemy ) + 2 crumpled explosion tag ( Doubtful origin ) ]
" Whew, I'm relieved there's a gift package... BUT WHY THE HELL AM I GETTING JUNK?
" System, if I hadn't mentioned the gift package ? "
[ Host loser, if you hadn't mentioned the package within two minutes of receiving the system. You'd be without it, lucky you... ]
" Fuck me
your mother! "
[ Host, swearing is bad for your health. I recommend warming up some tea and praying to my dear Creator. ]
" Fuck you! You and your creator go have tea! Hurry up and spin the roulette wheel. "
[ Would you like to win 5 Reals or a mystery roulette wheel ? ]
"Mysterious gift from your grandmother, spin the wheel! " Listening to the system's mocking voice, Alexandre realized that the system was only mocking him. Making Alexandre angry at this mentally handicapped system.
[ Spinning the roulette wheel...Man who denies bread, Man who denies bread, man who denies bread... ]
"Madara, Madara, Madara, Madara..."
Looking at the roulette wheel that appeared in his vision, Alexandre began to pray while hoping to win Madara o
or Hashirama.
The screen continued to spin with hundreds of characters glowing, Alexandre recognized some like Minato, Sasuke Rinnegan, Orochimaru and even Kaguya.
Watching these gods among men, Alexandre felt so excited that he almost had an orgasm, but his joy was cut short when the roulette arrow stopped so quickly that even Vin Disiel couldn't stop it so abruptly.
" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO "
[ YESMMMMMMMMM ]
[ Congratulations on winning the man who denied Nagato his bread ]
[ As the first character extracted, the Host will be rewarded with 100% Assimilation. Congratulations Host ! ]
" CONGRATULATE YOUR MOTHER! SHIT! FUCK! HOW AM I GOING TO FULFILL YOUR MISSION LIKE THIS GODSSS
S???? "
[ You loser, don't do this! Are you crazy? You'll kill us both! ]
"I'd rather die than live with a damned system like you, not even Judas was as treacherous as you! How am I going to fight Homelander or Gladiator with a man who denies bread?" Holding the kitchen knife against his neck, Alexander cursed the System and the God who had given him this damned underdog. All his mentality was gone after his first roulette saw the man who denied Nagato bread.
"Why do other people get goodies in their gift packages and I get this? You bastard! "
Cursing the system even more, Alexandre prepared to meet that damned God again, wanting to talk to him personally.
[ Calm down Host, breathe slowly and think positive thoughts... ]
"I'm thinking of your mother!"
[ You fucking loser! Stop badmouthing my mother, you don't know that twat! ]
???????
[ If you stop trying to kill yourself and don't say anything to my beautiful and perfect creator, I'll give you an additional prize ]
" Really? " Alexandre asked, his voice whiny as 500 ml of phlegm poured out of his nose.
[ Ew, you disgusting fuck, here's your prize ...]
[ Congratulations on winning Ichiraku Ramen... Calm down Host, just kidding, just kidding...]
Quickly calming Alexandre down, the system wiped away the imaginary sweat with its imaginary hands while looking at its Host who was bleeding from the neck. If he had taken any longer, Alexandre might have rolled over or become a shirt print.
[ Congratulations on receiving Anko Mitarashi ( You can now summon a snake, but it won't be any bigger than that giant, powerful anaconda of yours in your pants ) ]
" Thank you God, finally something good after receiving this system ! " Happy about the incredible summoning, I listened to the notification full of false praise for the system. I knew he was afraid of a sudden suicide.
"Anko was a jounin, now at least I have some escape ability. Maybe after I reach 50% I'll be able to fight most of the supers."
" Open properties. "
[ Welcome my handsome, strong, brave and manly Host... Activating your favorite model system...]
[ Alexandre's favorite modeling system]
- Host : Alexandre Rodrigues
- Race : Most handsome human on earth
- Bronze Draw : 0 / Silver Draw : 0 / Gold Draw : 0 / Diamond Draw : 0
- Assimilated character : Anko Mitarashi
- 20% assimilation ( Earn assimilation percentage after each kill or battle with your enemies. )
- Inventory
- Main Mission : Kill the Gladiator of another God ( Time : Until the Host decides to kill the weak and poor insect )
( Difficulty: With all the Host's courage, dexterity and intelligence. The difficulty will be easy)