Kuzans long night
This chapter is all in Kuzans POV.
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Like most mornings, I went to work and dealt with crappy things. My upcoming trip was going to be a pain. I was goi ng to take Lucifer but he isnt feeling good. There is hope, he may start feeling better...
As I was taking a nap in the shade of a tree, I heard someone whisper, "Lucifer is headed to the office in a trench coat scarf and fedora. I heard he was sick. Cant believe Sengoku actually dragged him back to work like this."
"Yeah well I'm just glad we were wrong about Akainu. Who knew he could actual show parental care?" another whispered.
I silently left without being seen, wanted to check on Lucifer. I saw Garp angrily stomping to the direction of the office not long later. I'll check on him later I guess...
I was brought into the room by Garp with Borselino. I was mad, Lucifer was sitting in his chair with someone in his lap. I didnt notice any other oddities until it was pointed out. 'Are they a thing? Why does he have cat ears? what's going on? Wait. Cat ears? Lap? Is he trying to assert dominance? Every time I look at the guy, Lucifer hisses.... Cats...?'
Sakazuki discreetly entering a room? This must be his fault, so I glared at him but I recieved a glare from Lucifer... What?
Ah I see. Lucifer is in a mating season that was suppressed for 10 years... Damn.. I could have died? Dont joke. Lucifer wouldnt do.... he admitted he was going to kill us if the person in his lap wasnt there.... Sakazuki and Sengoku are arguing... Sakazuki and Lucifer are arguing... Lucifer just meekly surrendered..
I cant deal with this. I'm going to take a nap. I went to my office and laid down, sleeping for a while. I was still mad about Lucifer when I woke up. So to spite him, I went to the office and found he was out getting tea with Ryu.... Getting angrier, I started touching things on his desk while having small talk with a distracted Sengoku...
I leaned on the desk, about to ask Sengoku why he brought Lucifer in in this state when I came face to face with Lucifer. And oh was he pissed. Inches from my face, he growled "Dont touch my stuff."
I was mad, "Quit acting like a child."
He was already on the move to bite me, so knowing I soundly freeze him, I tried to repel him with the ice. I was too late. His teeth sunk into my throat, any movement I made, had made him bite harder. The only thing I know about cats is they hate having their tails pulled, so I did the same to him and tried to freeze it as well....
Bad idea. I'm getting dizzy. Earlier Sakazuki said something about an apology... Raising my hands and looking away seems easy... Well he did let go but he made me drink some nasty drink and lightly but me again...
Hes circling Sengoku but doesnt seem mad... I'm just going to stay here... Clones.... Shit, I hope they dont attack.... Eh? paperwork?
Sakazuki is now in my face, "I fucking told you to leave him alone."
Are you serious? "I'm not doing this," I said and tried to leave. Sakazuki turned on Lucifer and yelled at him. Ryu was wrapped in a blanket in a corner.... What... just happened? Lucifer is pinned to the wall easily. I couldnt lift him but Sakazuki is able to toss him about like a rag doll... That's one hell of a position to hold him at though...
So shits calmed down... Sakazuki is coming to talk, apparently he really wants Lucifer away from here for a while so if I delay my trip... Do I have to bring this aggressive Lucifer look alike? Oh... Itll only be like this a few more days, that's why there is a delay. Sure..... Damn....
Glancing over, I noticed Lucifer was somewhat calm and happy so I gave my approval and left. I'll get some crap done so I can get the schedule fixed... Itll take longer since there are two of us.
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I'm so tired... yawn... I just got home and dont want to bother eating. Taking a shower then I drowsily went to sleep.
I had a dream about Lucifer mauling someone on the trip. It was so realistic that when someone jumped on me I was thankful the dream was over but then it clicked, I'm in my home... who cares, "Just let me sleep!"
"But I wanna dance with no pants on," I could hear a drunken voice say... Wait was that Lucifer?
I nearly jumped out of my bed when I realized what he did, "What?!"
"Hollah! Pfft...Ah, I laughed at my own joke...," he drank out of a bottle and smirked, "All I wanna know is, sexy can I."
What? He's grinning again, "I wantsa skate. Come an freezes da lakes er I'm gonna strippers."
"You're drunk. Go home," I sighed, Sakazukivis going to kill me.
"Nah, I'm Gucci," he took his shirt off, "Imma strip till ya agrees."
"No. Go home," I frowned.
"Awe. Why so serious? hahahaha!," he drank the rest of the bottle and grabbed another, "Bottoms up, bottoms up, aye what's in ya cup? got a couple bottles but a couple ain't enough."
What the fuck? He grinned maniacally, "I'm in a reeealllly good mood.... Ya dont wants to come an dance wit me?"
"No. Go home," I frowned.
"If you ain't gonna I'll assssk Sin -hiccup- goku ta makes ya do's it," he smiled and took off his hat, "Ba sides, I tolds ya I'd strip."
"Fine! Keep your clothes on!" I was fed up but if he strips... oh lord what if someone sees.
Hes grinning harder and smiling crazily, "Izza seecrets! Kay?!"
"Yeah, yeah. Did you sneak out?" I asked so I know if I should be worried about being sought out by Sakazuki.
"Mmm ma winow," he took off his belt, "Na frozens yet."
"Okay okay! Let's go, I'll do it now only if you put your clothes back on," I sighed, do I have to take him on my trip?
"Only ifs ya curry meh!" he said and chuckled, "Ya feels sho nice I wanna... mmm damn yer mean."
I looked at him oddly as I got out of bed, "What are you talking about?" Is he trying to...?
"Baby cant you see? How these clothes are fittin on me! And the heat comin from this beat! I'm about to blow! I dont think you know! ....hehehahahahaha!" He laughed and downed another bottle... Damn how drunk is he?
"Eh?" I didnt know what to ask honestly so that's what came out.
"FIRST RULE OF FIGHT CLUB! THERE ARE NO RULES!" he said and laughed myself onto the edge of my bed. While tilting the bottle back, he also leaned back and his head fell into my lap, "Ha-Why hell low shun shine. Com mere often?"
"Should I take you home?" I asked, worried about him.
"Imma be neked before we get der. I wants ta skates!" he declared and stood up, opening my window, "Oh rights... Yer door my be broke..... Yer welcome."
What?! As he stepped into the air, I tried to grab him so he doesnt fall and get hurt. He dodged... Hes just standing there in the air... and he licked the side of my face, "Mm das right, yet blood tase DElicious!"
He hrew a shoe in the air.... Shit... I panicked, "Go to the lake, I'll be right there."
"Mmm no. I can takes us, Promises," he grinned as I came out the window.
"I'll use soro to get there, go first," I smiled exasperated.
"Its seecrets, member? You tell an I wont be sho nise," he said and drank out of a new bottle.
"Yes, yes. Let's go," I sighed.
He nodded and grabbed my arm, "Dis way!"
As he sped off to the lake, I felt sick. He found a tiny snail on a rooftop and picked it up, "Hey teeny shnail. Wantsha have shome fun?"
The snail nodded, "Gud shnail. Oyyyy Kuzaaaan I gots a new bebe shnail!"
"Lucifer, your really drunk," I commented, hopeing he will go home now.
"Ah coursh! Didja know, didja know?!" he asked as if it was obvious why.
"No way really?! Tell me about it," I said fake excitedly to find out what's going on.
"Yew dunno?!" he asked drunkenly before dashing off again and stopping in front of a lake with the snail on his head, "I'm gonna be brorrowing yer ice sickles, don fucks about."
I was doing everything I could to not throw up. He pulled out some light up box that played music and sang to it. "Da shnow glowe white onna mountain tanight!"
He sang and dragged me around, the lake turned to ice and a mini ice castle (house sized) was made. After the song ended I was pulled to the side, "Do yew wanna build da shnowman?"
I looked at me oddly, no, not really. He smiled brightly, "DO YEW WANNA BUILD DA SHNOWMAN! Cmon letsh go an palay!"
As a snow man was made, he grinned bigger. The snow man formed but not alive... he put some twigs, carrot, and coal on him, "Pwease I know yer in der..."
The snowman twitched, and Lucifer squealed in delight like a child... The snowman fucking moved.... The snowman... is alive? The snowman moved, "Hi, I'm olaf and I like warm hugs!"
"OLAF!" Lucifer half yelled, eyes twinkling.
"HELLO PERSON I DONT KNOW!" the snowman said excitedly. Oh my god!
Lucifer grabbed my hand and crushed the snowman.... "I met yew. Now da exshitment is gon. Oi! Oi! Either shkate, danshe, or drink wit me!"
"I'm worried you'll get alcohol poisoning if you drink more," I sighed, my heart cant take this.
"PICK ONE OR ILL SHTRIP!" he declared, already taking more clothes off...
"What let's me go to bed sooner?" I asked tiredly.
"Kish ma bebe shnail!" he declared.
"....No." I frowned, that's gross.
"Wellllll yew cannat drink me unner da table. Sho shkate er danshe," he smirked, the gears in his head turning.
"Any other option?" I asked hopefully, I'm sooo tired and my heart cant take any more surprises.
"Yesh," he grinned.
"I dont like your grin," I stated.
"Das okay, I don like yew attitude but I'm not bein a doodle bouts it," he shrugged.
"What?" I tiltedbmy head a bit. What does that even mean?
He did something on the light up box, another song playing. He smirked, "Iz goin down. Im yellin timber! Yew betta move, yew betta dance! Les maka night yew wont memember, I'll be da one yew won ferget!"
His shoes and socks are off.... I sighed, "If your father finds out I let this happen, I'll be killed for sure!"
"He won believes it. Sleepys clone doin it fer me," he chuckled, "Asides... Okay googles, dance music!"
"Playing Cake by the ocean by DNCE"
He started skating and dancing, downing a bottle every few minutes, letting me lay on the ice houses roof and watch.... That is until a certain song came on. I was lulled onto the Ice as the song started, he sang along, "Ice ice bebe!"
Oh god... I skated for a while before he went off and sat down, singing and drinking. I leaned back on the roof and went to sleep, I dont want to deal with this...
The sun is peaking out... I sat up and watched as Ryu was pinned to the ground. Is he planning to...? I cleared my throat to make them stop. Hes still.... Ryu is walking away now...
"Are you kidding me?" I asked as he openly watched Ryu walk away.
He made an 'oh I see' face before stepping into the air slowly and walking toward me, "Oh boo. Dont be jealous. All you have to do is ask."
What?! "Knock it off," I said, knowing he wasnt serious.
He stepped on the rooftop and sat down before pulling my head in his lap and petting my hair, "Knock what off, boo? Use your words, tell me what you want."
How is he so strong?! I tried to sit up, but he barely did anything and I was stuck. He smiled and looked down at me, "Sorry love but stay here."
I flinched and looked at him, "What's going on with you?"
He smiled, "Shhh, just sleep love."
"I can't, we have work," I sighed, tired.
"I'll send a clone disguised as you," he said and smiled.
"No. We have that meeting today," I tried to get up again.
He ran my fingers through my hair, "Mm so cute when you cant fight back."
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! I glared at him pissed off, this is not the Lucifer I know. He made an amused face, "Oh, and fiesty too."
"Cut it out Lucifer," I said angrily.
"Are you still mad about Ryu or is it because I simply dont give you enough attention?" he asked and put his hand on my chest.
"I'm going home to shower, you should go home as well. You reek of booze," I said and somehow sat up.
"Ah, poor baby! I didnt realize you wanted to shower together. I'm sorry, how insensitive of me," he said.
"Goodbye Lucifer," I said and jumped off the roof.
He pinched the back of my shirt, holding me in place, "And where do you think your going?"
"Home," I stated, wanting to sleep.
"Yeah? Is that an invitation," he asked and pulled my body against his. His arms went around my body, one hand going up my shirt spread out over my heart and the other finding the edge of my pants close to unbuttoning them, "Still want to go home?"
"Lucifer, let go of me and let me go home by myself," I growled angrily. If this continues, he will know I have dirty thoughts about him...
He let go of me and put his hands on the back of his head, "Wont stop you. Lemme see that ass as you walk away."
A shadow fell over him as I walked away, "What are you doing?"
"Oh, you know," he said amusedly.
I disregarded anything and everything after that as I tried to get home. Sakazuki did catch up to me and said. "I'll pay for whatever damage was done in your house."
"He confessed to breaking my door already. I saw him break the latch on my window. And I'm pretty sure that poor snail was somebodies... Do I really have to take him with me?" I said and sighed, I dont know what to do.
"Do you want insurance he will listen to you or something? Who cares about the snail, at least now he can be distracted," Sakazuki said tiredly. Hes tired as well?
"Why are you so tired?" I asked, not bothering with the question.
"I have a feeling something happened. I had to get the damn club to help find him and made them stop spying when they found Ryu headed his way," he told me.
"Club?" I asked confused.
"You didnt know? Half the marines here are apart of a secret organization known as the Lucifer fan club. There is a male community and a female one. They have made my life much easier by making rules to watch from afar and what not. Hell that snail might be from a monitor," he said then seemed to realize his words.
"I think I ran into one yesterday, I'll ask her about the snail and tell you later. I'm going to shower," I said and went home.
After my shower, I dressed and dejectedly went to work. I found the woman who spoke of it yesterday, "Hey. Are you apart of the club?"
"...Y-yes sir..." she seemed so scared.
"The snail he found. What's its function?" I asked.
"It only transmits... sir," she said and lowered her head.
"Good. Tell Akainu it isnt yours and give me one so I can listen in," I said and smirked. More info on him so I can avoid him until the trip, thank god.
"This is VP 0002... Aokiji has joined the ranks. I repeat. Orders to convince Akainu the snail isnt ours... Snail needed for him.... Eh? Seriously?" she said into a small snail.
I looked at her confused. She glanced at me before responding to the snail, "I already said we buy all pictures... Oh I see... Yes I'll find out," she turned to me, "Pictures of the escapes before Ryu have been captured. Do you mind if we keep them?"
"....I want to see all pictures you have," I said worriedly.
"Okay," she spoke to the snail, "Indeed... Okay, thank you," she hung up and looked at me, "You have 12 minutes until Lucifer reaches the meeting room. This is your snails, please come to the meeting friday before your trip if you want to see the pictures. Since your in his circle, you get to enjoy some privacy when inside your home otherwise, we have eyes. Ryu doesnt have that privacy."
Her grin is frightening... I took the snails and nodded before going off to the meeting.