The Real Idiot Here

They ate dinner and managed to hit two more rides before heading back to the Disneyland side of the park. Penny said there was something they had to do even if it was a bit childish if he truly wanted the full Disneyland experience. 

She said it with a bit of a mischievous twinkle in her eye that Roman didn't understand until they were on the boat at It's a Small World. The dancing dolls were somewhat intriguing but the song! He had never heard something so perfectly designed to get stuck in your head in his entire life. 

"Did you bring me here to torture me?" he couldn't help but ask. 

Penny laughed and the sound made his heart beat faster, like it had all day. "Everyone who has ever been to Disneyland has to deal with this song periodically getting stuck in their head for the rest of their lives. It's part of the experience."