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Just like all my other stories, starts out in an au world. Just throwing out something new I wanted to try, contain elements from Naruto, Pokemon, Ben 10, world building, as always harem.

Ryan_Colman · Anime & Comics
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59. Profit.

"So these are the training rooms, they have a specialized spiritual gathering array to increase the density of spirit energy. You get to use them free, however others have to pay." I show them a large room filled with a kind of mist.

Opening the door Nie Li and Ning'er get hit in the face with basically pure spirit energy. The room is absolutely saturated in it.

"This...is some good stuff!" Nie Li says with sparkly eyes.

"Of course it is. Nearly 5000% increase of the spirit energy you would get outside. I have more I use to grow plants to increase the medicinal properties. Helps improve the potency of medicines I make and sell. Kind of like a super garden." during the last three years my little dungeon garden had turned into basically a forest rich in immortal herbs if you can call them that. "Prices are pretty high to use these rooms, I only made 5 of them. 1 is reserved for you guys to use."

"Are these rooms hard to make or cost something to run?" Nie Li asks looking for the array.

"Absolutely not, the array is built in and powered basically by the sun so it's all free, I just didn't want to make more and spoil people. How could I make good money like that? Anyway moving on upstairs." I head towards the stairs as the duo follows looking around.

"Upstairs is basically a lounge area to relax and lay around, plus a couple of rooms. Ning'er here is yours." I point towards the first room.

She unlocks the door and inside in a nice little apartment style place. I show her how everything works.

"Where is my room?" Nie Li asks.

"Your lucky I feel like you would be killed by doing something stupid. You can have room 10." I toss him a key.

He eagerly runs towards the room with a bright smile.

"Idiot. Anyway time for some advertisements." I smile happily before heading downstairs followed by Ning'er who looks curious.

"Amelia set up the cannon!" I call out.

"Yes master." a voice says startling Ning'er.

"Who is that?" She asks looking around.

"Amelia, she is basically the house right now. Kind of hard to explain if you don't know what AI is. Uh just consider her a spirit that lives in the house. If you need anything ask her." I explain.

"Okay."

We make our way to the front of the shop. Jutting out of the front of the house is a large shiny black cannon.

Nie li also races out having heard the commotion and looks at the cannon pointed at glory city.

"What is that?" He asks warily.

"Advertising! Fire the coupons!"

A loud boom rings out as a massive whit ball is shot into the sky above glory city before exploding sending papers everywhere.

They mention the grand opening of the SHOP outside of the south gate, showing off prices of items, offering rare cultivation chants, coupons for various elixirs and pills, fuck the sacred family they work with the dark guild, No sacred family allowed, cultivation rooms, delicious food at cheap prices, cannons.

Hundreds of thousands of papers rain from the sky covering the entire city with a bit of help from some wind.

"That should be good advertising." I smile.

"Well it sure was impressive." Ning'er says.

"Now we wait." Heading back inside we patiently wait for customers, Ning'er is cultivating quietly to the side with a Abstruse gemstone necklace on that I had given her.

Nie Li is reading over a cultivation manual I had given him after checking his soul realm. "Ah it really is better than my techniques." He says with a sigh.

"Told you."

"What's your realm?"

"Violet mostly using death type energy."

Nie Li let's out a whistle. "That's pretty rare."

"I wanted lightning."

Soon we see a group of people heading out of the city gates.

"Hmm? Those are all sacred family members." Nie Li says with a frown.

I stand up and shout. "Legally I have to inform you if you step on or near my land you will be stripped of all your belongings and yeeted back into the city. No sacred family allowed."

Seems they didn't care and kept approaching turning into their demonic spirit beast forms.

"Eh so be it."

Hundreds of tentacles whip out faster than they can react and the entire group of people is stripped naked in seconds and flung through the air back over the city walls.

"Pretty sure that was the patriarch." Nie Li says with a grin.

"Should have broke his leg, that's the second time offense though." A bunch of spatial rings are dropped into my hands.

"Be right back." I call before vanishing.

Arriving in my ghost form above the city I head towards the sacred family and slip right into thier vault before looting everything into my own treasure vault and then heading to the city lords manor to grab my money from his vault.

20 minutes later I'm back and the shop still has no customers.

"Where'd you go?" Nie Li asks.

"Ah I robbed the sacred family of all thier treasures then went to the city lords manor to collect my money." I tell him showing him the vault loaded with all sorts of items even Ning'er looks at it in awe.

"Most of its junk, but still." There were gold, jeweles and other nice items in there I could sell at other worlds.

I start taking out all the medicines and sucking them into the myriad pearl to create better medicines since i had nothing to do.

Come to find out Ye Zong put a ban on anyone coming to the shop. So I did what any self respecting shop owner would do.

I loaded the cannon with pictures of his naked ass getting tossed through the air and fired them into the city. His little willy waving in the wind for all to see. Legend has it you can still hear his shouts of rage to this day.