"Why is your forehead so thick? Luckily, you didn't cover yourself with spiritual essence, otherwise, my finger would have shattered on the spot." Yu Yan shook his hand slightly, ignoring a scarlet mark on Tulan's forehead, then commented.
"Hmph!" She glared at Yu Yan, causing him to cough.
"It's just a slight pain, what are you getting agitated for."
At this moment, he ignored Tulan's childish appearance and waved his arm, causing a wooden chair and table to appear not far from where they were.
"Gong-Gong, go sit down for a bit." Gongniu obediently sat down, then Yu Yan internally called out.
'System, claim the bili account.'
[...]
He frowned. Just as he is about to call out the system again, the familiar static voice emerged.
[To assist the host with a smooth experience, the system has decided to gift you a phone for your personal use.]
Immediately, a black rectangular object appeared out of thin air, landing on his palm.
It felt smooth to touch, being extraordinarily light, he could barely feel the weight holding it.
Following the knowledge he obtained from the system, he quickly turn on the phone and did the required procedure of selecting a language among other things before he was greeted with a home screen.
Surprisingly, on the home screen, bili was already installed.
So he tapped his screen with an interested look, opening the app.
[The host is given a special bili account with a certain privilege, please take your time exploring the features.]
At this moment, he was engrossed in the various features of the app.
With this, he could set the title and description of his stream as he wish.
So, he pressed on the title and changed it to "Crossing River showcasing on the Moon".
As Yu Yan changed his title and real name, he couldn't help but feel a sense of excitement brewing within him.
This was the moment he had been waiting for. With a few quick clicks, he changed his display name to "Crossing River", eager to embrace his new identity.
At the same time, he brought out a pair of masks, one resembling a folklore demon with sharp teeth going upward toward its dark cheeks. Another was a cute fox, painted in a light shade of pink and shorter teeth facing downward.
But as he pulled out the masks, he felt a sense of childish glee bubbling up inside him.
With a wicked grin, he tossed the cute fox mask to Tulan.
Tulan caught the mask with a look of confusion etched on her face. The mask was pink, with big doe-eyes and short teeth. It was hardly the intimidating image she had expected.
"Master, why is my mask so... colorful and cutesy?" she asked, furrowing her brow in confusion.
Yu Yan simply rolled his eyes. "What are you complaining about? It's cute. Just put it on."
She hesitated for a moment, but eventually gave in, strapping the black string behind her ears and fitting the mask tightly to her face.
As she looked at herself, she couldn't help but feel a sense of embarrassment wash over her.
But Yu Yan simply laughed, his eyes shining with amusement, "Perfect. You look adorable," he teased, unable to contain his excitement any longer.
Tulan figure was among the top beauty he has seen, as far as he can tell, perhaps only a handful of people from the Purple Swallow Sea can compare.
Even so, they were all well-known figures in their respective faction. In fact, he only had a couple of interactions with a couple of those figures by chance a long time ago.
Coupled with her figure, and the innocent cutesy masked on her face, it made for quite a sight to be admired.
"Alright, I'll stop teasing you. Why don't we start the stream?" He looked at the phone in his hand, pressed the live button, then tossed it a few feet away from him.
Because of the difference in gravity, it floats steadily and gently.
Before it could land on the ground, a mysterious force wrapped the phone, causing it to float toward Gongniu who was laying down like a golden retriever.
His eyes immediately lit up seeing the strange object coming toward him.
Before he could raise his small paws, Yu Yan sternly warned from the side, causing him to stiffen.
"Don't play around with my phone, just pay attention to the chat."
He turned his head, letting out a wry smile, seeing Yu Yan placing the mask on his face, and strapping the string.
"Yes, master!" Then he nudges his paw forward, grabbing the phone and looking at the scene.
Through the phone, he could see Yu Yan standing there with his arm behind his back.
Despite his face being covered by the mask, he could sense Yu Yan's serious glare as he stares straight at Tulan, which was the camera.
"Tulan, use your divine sense to record instead of your sight, it will make it easier."
She nodded, getting as serious as she threw away the cold feeling of the mask away.
Since she is also demonstrating, it would be useless if it's from a first-person perspective. It is best if she uses a third-person perspective instead.
At this moment, she expanded her divine sense to cover the entire moon. Anywhere she wants to record, will not escape her sense.
The image remains clear and crisp.
You can only praise the system for creating such a magical artifact capable of integrating science and cultivation to produce such results!
Not long after they went live, a viewer clicked on their stream.
"Master! There is a viewer!"
Gongniu cried out from the side.
The moment Tulan switched to her divine sense, the scene had already changed.
It is currently showing Yu Yan and Tulan facing each other, and the camera is positioned on their right at the center of the two.
Between them was a couple of feet worth of distance.
Mystic Sword: What is this stream?
Somewhere on earth, inside a small apartment in Zhonghai, a young college freshman was typing on his keyboard with Yu Yan's stream on the screen.
"Who are these people, and why is there a new category today? Since when is there a 'cultivation' category, it wasn't here yesterday."
He can't figure out what 'cultivation' means, the most he could come up with is the fantasy cultivation from the web novel he would read in his spare time between studying and going to class.
At this moment, he heard a voice nearby calling out the first viewer, which he assumed to be himself.
Then, the man with the black-robed, long hair cleared his throat and said." Dear viewer, I am Crossing River, today's stream's topic is about a technique that can help you escape from your enemy or chase after your enemy!"
"What the hell?" He cursed," Is this guy crazy? What technique to run or chase after enemies, does he think this is league of immortal?"
Mystic Sword: Brother, I think you are streaming on the wrong category, this is not the league of immortal category…
As the chat continued to flood in, the masked man appeared confused. "League of Immortal category? Is that a game?" he asked himself, flinching for a moment before shaking his head in confusion.
The man typing the message rolled his eyes at the masked man's apparent ignorance," He's streaming in the wrong category," he muttered to himself, noticing another viewer has joined the stream.
South River: Mystic sword? Why are you here, ain't you supposed to play rank games with Zhang Tuo?
South River: And what is with this new category, cultivation?
Seeing a familiar name in the chat, he quickly replied, completely forgetting about Yu Yan's presence.
Mystic Sword: Zhang Tuo said he's too tired to play. As for this new category, Idk either, I just saw it appeared just now so I clicked on it to check it out.
At this moment, Yu Yan stepped aside and Tulan finally moved, catching the attention of the two people chatting.
Their finger stopped above the keyboard as they bulged their eyes.
"This beauty… How can there be such an attractive woman in this world?"
"Hello, today, my name is Tulan, I am responsible for demonstrating the technique 'One step, Ten thousand miles'!"
However, as soon as she began talking about the technique, South River's comment shattered the silence.
South River: Big sister, what is your number? We could go grab a drink or two, screw the One Step, Ten thousand miles-whatever. We can take one step and enter a cab to a nearby hotel!
Mystic Sword simply facepalmed and shook his head in disbelief at his crude comment.
Clearly, they didn't believe the nonsense going on behind the scene.
Mystic Sword: Beauty, don't listen to this brute. His head is as mush as mashed potatoes.
The gorgeous woman on the screen had a fox mask on, but it couldn't hide the fact that she was a true beauty.
They couldn't believe that someone as alluring and charming could exist until now.
Due to this, their eyes were glued to her every movement.
It seems like she ignored the comment, or didn't see it at all and continued.
Yu Yan went to the side and sat down in front of Gongniu and took the phone from his paws, reading the chat and watching the stream with an engrossing smile.
"It seems like you two are mortal, what a headache." Her voice dripped with iciness, mirroring the desolate color scheme of the stream, as the moon's hues were rather bland and dreary.
It was at this moment that the camera eclipsed.
Because Tulan moved, she no longer blocked the earth behind her, it was then that they finally noticed the stream's background.
Mystic Sword: Am I looking at the earth?!
South River: What fucking earth, it has to be fake!
One Finger One Death: What fucking earth, it has to be fake! +1
A new viewer immediately copied and pasted South River comment.