An Expected Surprise

"Oh, God, Virgin Mary, tell me this is not true. I bet that people all over the world are waiting to make fun of us..." A man in a suit clasped his head emotionally in the lobby of the Javits Convention and Exhibition Center as he stood in front of the results.

When the votes of the last state were released, the victory was a foregone conclusion. Although it had been determined a long time ago, many people still chose to believe that the results could change and everything would not be so bad.

"Thank you, thank you for choosing me, and I will lead this country to greatness again," Trump said loudly, uttering his signature gesture in front of his supporters, "I will deliver on my campaign promise! I promise to all of you again. Xin will be the first stop of my diplomatic visit after taking office. I will have a good talk with that man, in a man's way!"

The thunderous applause and deafening cheers reverberated inside the center.