1 Lets conquer this universe

'Ugh. My head hurts. I dont feel so good' I looked around while still trying to process what happened. I got handled by a shield holding p*ssy who used flashbangs before entering the room I was in. Then, I died and met god. Pretty chill dude if you dont mind his childish Behavior. He gave me three wishes for me to wish. When i asked for the reason why he gave me three wishes, his answer was "I dunno. Maybe cause its funny? Well considering no one can match my power, I can do what ever I want." Fair enough.

My first wish was being able to turn into anything that can fly. I like to explore and if I can turn into planes or helicopters, it would be pretty cool.

My second wish was being able to watch or listen YouTube from my own world when ever I like from where ever I want. Like I could just open rick roll from nasa's speakers while i am at home chilling. Just imagine the pranks I could pull or things i could listen while doing something like raining hell fire on the enemies while i listen to thunderstruck in my AC130.

My third wish was being immortal. No need for an explanation. I just dont want to die by old age. And being unkillable was the cherry on top like two wishes in one.

I am in some kind of a dark cave 'I guess i need to explore.' that god dropped me here after I said my third wish without a second. He better not twisted my wishes.' I said. After looking around for a while, I found a piece of paper on the wall.

It said "Sorry I forgot to ask what universe you would want to be reincarnated. But I am sure you will like this One. I gave you the powers you want so I am sure you will be fine. But I accedentally dropped you in the past. You can either find a way to Return to future or just wait it out? I dunno you are immortal anyways. Well, Sorry again. I dropped you a gift to apologize to you Because i took you away and gave you powers so you are my responsibility. It is quite hard to reincarnate someone when your wife who is the embodyment of death chasing you because 'reincarnating People is wrong' what ever that means. I Hope you a great life. I will be getting some mad p*ssy tonight! Ps: i wrote this while dodging seven flying swords coming for me! "

(You can think his wife is some kind of Mother of lady death. While lady death is only managing marvel multiverse, her Mother manages the reality everything other than Marvel because she is teaching her daughter how to manage)

Damn. What a mad lad. Anyways, i should start my new life here 'By the way, why everything seems so big?' I said while jumping around. Wait why am I jumping? I look down to see my feet. And oh god I hope I am dreaming. 'I have been turned into a bird!'

*Chirp Chirp Chirp!*

After nearly one hour I finally calmed down. 'Could' ve been worse' I thought. I hope I didnt raise a flag there. That god turned me into something that can fly because humans cant fly. I guess that woman is really after him huh. Anyways i started to explore this cave and try to find an exit.

Two hours have passed and i havent found any exit yet. 'that god surely wouldn't trap me here accedentally. Right?'

*Hiss* right at that moment. I heard something. Something i should escape. *Hiss* A giant snake! Probably 100 meters long with an eye thats bigger than me!

"Begone you foul demon!" *Chirp!* I tried to transform into something bigger but I couldn't do it. Maybe I can't because this cave is too small.

*hiss* it launched at me with the speed of light. I could not react Fast enough and got eaten. I couldn't go back. When i reached its stomach or at least I think it is, I tried to get out. But no avail. 'yuck this place smells' I thought. Right after I made that comment I felt my legs starting to get hot. That was the stomach acid. And I was getting digested alive! 'Hell nah! I am getting out of this place one way or another' I started to dig my way though the snakes Stomach.

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So I gave up. After raughly 30 minutes, I realized that I wasn't in any danger. So it turns out under my feathers, is some kind of an metalic skin. And it cant be melted by this snakes stomach acid which is nearly 2 ph.

I just got bored and watched some YouTube videos about snakes. And learned quite a lot. Did you know that they will spit it out what they eat if they cant digest it? Well yea, I am waiting for that right now. 'Aaaany minute now...'

While I was waiting for the snake to spit me out, I suddenly saw green glowing veins starting to form inside the snakes body. It was weird, so weird. They covered everywhere. No matter where I looked, I saw green. While I was waiting to see what else happens, the snakes body turned to ashes and dropped me down.

I flipped myself over and stood up. And I saw it. Infront of me, was a beautifull gem. Shining green with its all might. It was calling for me. I needed to get it. It felt like it was ment for me.

The moment I touched it with my wing, my wing turned into some kind of liquid metal and swallowed the Shining gem. I felt its power coursing through my body. Immediately the knowledge about how to use this new power poured into my brain.

'Time powers' hmm I am not too sure but, I think I remember this. This was a infint stone or something from Marvel universe. I guess I am in that universe right now.

But too bad I got no idea what happened in marvel other than major points like big ugly chinned purple dude, cool robot who wants to end the humanity, sexy- I mean dangerous phoenix, a hella cool lady destroying asgard, a giant awesome golden robot and his Friends wanting to wake up. I think thats about it? Well, I can surely find out more by watching YouTube.

Well, I am in the past with the time stone. So I might just fix some events that will take place for the greater good.

I might not know the story but damn i know which beautifull Womans to save. After all, I am a man of culture. I even have a list about it! I did my research about them. Even though I dont know what does half of the things I know mean about them, I still memorised it all.

-Lady death. I don't know anything about her but I Hope she is pretty as they draw in fan arts. I dont want a girlfriend with a skull face. Well, maybe it might be Okay.

-Natasha the russian spy. After brutal training and modifications to her body, she became a killing machine.

-Hela the odinson, daughter? Anyways, she got sealed in hel after his stupid father realized how much he fucked up about parenting and turned his daughter into a killing machine

-Jean the host of Phoenix. She literally died and got rebuild by Phoenix then got mind wiped by a mind rapist for the 'greater good'

-Wanda A.K.A. Scarlet witch. She thinks she became orphan because tony stark's weapons. Thats why she hates him and the avengers. 'Is the person pulling the trigger, or the person who made the gun is guilty?' she cant understand between these two so she just choose the easy way and act like an idiot. Later got kidnapped/got adopted by hydra. Gone through experiments and gained powers, her brother and she got rescued by their sposed father magneto and joined brotherhood. Then left them and joined avengers after getting used by ultron.

-Janet The wasp. She was the wasp before her daughter took her place. Somehow got stuck in the Quantum realm by a stupid mistake. In one of the universes, she got infected by a virus and through hank, she infected the world. I dont know much about her since she was just a Comic book character. Only know what will happen to her from the Antman movie and 'What if' episodes. But damn she was hot even in the comics. (if i can put her picture I will put it)

(by the way I didnt copy any of these from wiki so i am NOT just trying to get the Word count)

For now my list is like this. I dont like too much woman in my harem. I cant show each of them love if thats the case. Thats why I think six is the limit. Well, even six is too much but what can i say, marvel has some beautifull girls. Second to dc.

Damn now that I think about it, dc is better in this. Poison ivy, Catwoman, Harley, Star fire and her Sister, Raven, Rose Wilson, Mera, Wonder woman, Super girl, Power girl.

'I should've reincarnated there...'

Wait, now that I think about it, I dont have a human body... !! Ohhh nooo!!

'I swear to God if this universe doesnt have some kind of an humanoid with wings so I can transform into it, I am going to find you before your wife GOD!! Did you hear me!!' I will get my little brother one way or another!

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*Sneeze* 'who is talking about me?'

"You got distracted!"

"Oh shit! Can't you see I am thinking something woman!"

"Shut up you irresponsible piece of shit! You are going there, disturbing the balance I created for Entertainment purposes And now you want to fuck me?! Go to hell!"

"You cant blame me though! You are looking Mighty fine for a billion years old woman! No one can ressist that ass!"

The woman blushes. "I am not that young." she wispers. "Get ready to die!"

"Not before I get that ass!!"

Thus, two gods battled for a good amount of time...