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I Found a Portal in my Toilet Bowl

I am Tsuchiya Ryleigh, a senior highschool student that ran away from home. Through some strange turn of events, I discovered a portal in my toilet bowl. Being an amateur scientist and mathematician myself, I tried to understand the inner workings of this unknown object. Unfortunately, my plans was interrupted when a giant T-Rex showed up in the toilet bowl. Using some boxes of gunpowders and a drone, I succeeded in killing the monstrous creature. However, I am now faced with the hard dilemma of destroying this toilet bowl to save my life. For now, I am thinking of accepting reality and exploiting this bowl to the max! For review swap, please put the title of your book below the comments otherwise it will be difficult to know.

Chaos_Butterfly · Fantasy
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7 Chs

Operation Kaboom!

Yosh, I got a hundred 1 kg crates of gunpowder from my landlord. She apparently bribed the arms dealer from Montana to make an exception for her. I compensated her and it's quite a hefty sum of 12,000$ including the 2,000$ bribe. Those greedy pigs who only know how to sell guns and shoot people, I hope they burn in hell in their next life.

I also ordered 8 arms and I picked them with two criterions in mind. How effective are they in killing very large animals and how reliable and fast they are in close combat.

For killing very large animals, I had picked this 3 with very high calibers and a lot of stopping power capable of at least stopping a normal sized bear on its tracks.

- 500 S&W Magnum: High stopping power, suitable for handgun hunting of large game.

- Weatherby Mark V: Known for power and accuracy, suitable for large game hunting with calibers like .460 Weatherby Magnum.

- Barrett M107: Powerful semi-automatic rifle, capable of significant impact and penetration, suitable for large game.

Another criterion is how fast and reliable they are in close combat. I am expecting human encounters in the other world. Even if I am mistaken, I am still willing to bet that there will be minor skirmishes with sentient beings of the other world and this handgun will come in handy in those situations.

-Glock 19 Gen 5: Known for reliability, ease of use, and manageable size. Popular to law enforcement and civilians alike.

I have a duplicate for each types of arms just in case. Thus, I have a total of 8 guns which cost me around 20,000$. If we include the 12 kg of ammunition for one month, then the cost will be bumped up to 22,000$.

I also ordered a flashbang, some grenades, a gas mask, and a PPE. I have some chlorine gas, so the gas mask will come on handy. Actually, it's for the thioacetone that is dubbed as the stinkiest substance in Earth. I always wondered how it will affect a T-Rex. Nothing left to do, but to try it out.

Unfortunately, it will take me a little bit of time to concoct everything I have in mind, so I took the time while the landlord is buying the stuffs and I concocted some thioacetone from hydrogen sulfide and acetone. In the worst case scenario that my guns and explosives don't work, at least I won't be eaten because I stink. That's what I hope at least.

I also have some vials of hydrocholoric acid, sulfuric acid, nitric acid, and chlorine gas. That's where the gas mask comes in.

Being extra prepared doesn't hurt, but it can be deadly.

I only learned chemistry just a day ago, so I'm still pretty rough at the edges. Utube is really a life-saver for an amateur like me by providing me detailed visual steps to produce explosives, acids, and other dangerous substances alike.

Wait, what will happen if I concocted meth or marijuana. I can then sell it to sentient beings in the other world, get them high, and make a killing. That's a great business idea! Next time, I will do so.

For now, I first need to kill this T-Rex. I really hope that this is the only T-Rex out there, but it is certainly not the case given I had already seen one. I just hope that others will be too far away to notice me kill one of their own.

This is where this baby will shine. A 10 grand remote-controlled drone capable of reconaissance by video feed sent through bluetooth to my laptop. It can also grab objects up to 1 kg. Very handy as Information is a primary necessity in the battlefield and I can also grab stuff with it. This drone can be used for many cases later down the line.

I shall call this baby of mine, Alpha. Because he will be my first companion in my adventure in this other world. I and Alpha will be its first pioneers!

Now, let's go kill this freaking T-Rex!

Alpha, are you ready?

Hmm, Alpha is ready.

3, 2, 1, Begin Operation Kaboom!

Alpha begins the operation with a courageous dive into the toilet bowl. All systems check. This proves that Electromagnetic Waves can pass through this film.

Back to Alpha, he swoops down this other world and with a controlled descent using a gyroscope. With Aplha's data, I have succesfully calculated that this other world have a -16.18 m/s2 of gravity. A little bit less than 2 times that of Earth's. Also, the other world's north pole is located 53° counterclockwise from the True West relative to Earth. Stop with the nerdy stuff, let's get down to business.

Alpha with a fast swerve, went under the T-Rex's abdomen and with my signal he dropped the 1 kg of gunpowder. 9 more to go. I skillfully controlled Alpha like I am playing an Airplane Simulation game. With tactical swerves and exploiting a dinosaur's blindspots, Alpha successfully planted 10 bombs under the T-Rex without it noticing.

Firt Stage, Planting, is done.

Next Stage is Sprouting which will be done by me. I know next to nothing about guns, except for the basics. But this basis are purely theoretical and unfortunately does not include practical firearms shooting.

Of course, I prepared for the eventuality and the consequences of my own incompetence. I convinced my landlord to help me by smiling slightly in front of him while holding a syringe on the left hand and a pile of cash on the right. She was very convinced to say the least as she nervously teach me the basic handling of a rifle, how to activate a rifle, how to pull the trigger, and how to reload it. Basic recoil and such will depend on my talent.

I breathed out cold air from my lungs as I nervously touch the trigger. Closing my eyes, I activated my ability of simulating volumetric shapes in 3D. It is very useful in learning topology and Linear Algebra, but how useful will it be in practical shooting of a rifle. Only one way to find out.

I calmed my breathing, opened my eyes, and held my breath. Muzzle Velocity of 853 m/s, Bullet's Mass of 800g, Bullet's Base of 20 mm, Conehead bullet structure, My height of 176.5 cm, My horizontal distance from the toilet of 2 meters, Rifle's length of 140 cm, Folded Arm's length of 62 cm, Using the Pythagorean Theorem to measue the distance of the muzzle to the toilet equivalent to 64.74 cm, Calculating the angle of elevation of 41.43 degrees, Loss of Kinetic Energy from the Film equal to 120 Joules, Vertical Height of the Toilet from the Other World's Ground of 33 meters, Using the Kinematics Equation to calculate the range and terminal velocity of the bullet, ...

Boom! I pulled the trigger and it aimed true. Kaboom! Boom! Boom! Rooooarrr!!! Boom! Boom! Whimper! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! All 10 of the gunpowder boxes detonated, pulverizing the T-Rex's two huge feet. Large chunks of flesh flew everywhere leaving a T-Rex with a ripped lower body and a bloody eyes and mouth from the severe air pressure.

Thud!

The T-Rex fell with a whimper as its two little forehands tries to grasp at something but to no avail. Silence. The frightened birds, monkeys, and boars, had already left the area. Leaving the T-Rex to die alone.

The T-Rex's body palpitates as it experience an epeliptic shock probably from cardiac arrest caused by excessive blood loss. That's the last signs of life as its head finally rest peacefully on the ground.

I killed a T-Rex, an apex predator of ancient times. I might have underestimated the power of the gunpowder. It's a real shame that I am unable to try the third stage, Watering.

I apologize Mr. T-Rex. I will always remember you. Please don't hate me as I am only following the Law of the Jungle. The strong gets everything and the weak shall die.

Your death will not be in vain as I will use your body to study the anatomy of every biological beings in this world. Please rest easy that you sacrificed yourself for science. The greatest cause there will ever be.

Farewell, Mr. T-Rex.