Brother, Are You Wet?

Lu Yuan lit a "Red Orchid" and took a few sips, then blew out a ring of smoke on the main street of Hengdian.

The smoke ring winded up and dissipated against the wind.

At this moment, Lu Yuan seemed calm, but in reality his heart had already been shocked by the storm and his soul had left the body.

He remembered the numbers on the ATM machine.

1.1 million cash!

Do you know what's the concept of a million yuan?

Holy duck!

Rich! I'm fucking rich!

He has never seen so much money in his life!

"Cough, cough, cough."

Maybe he had gotten a little too excited, the smoke stuck in his throat.

Hengdian streets in the distance is still crowded with people.

Still sunny, still full of endless hopes.

Wang Xun Xue and An Xiao had left together. Wang Xun Xue couldn't drive after drinking. An Xiao became the driver.

As for An Xiao's mountainous luggages, she had packed it up and sent it away.

It is not necessary for Lu Yuan to be a porter anymore.

Her purpose has been achieved.

As for the trip to Chengdu?

Well, it cut short in the middle. She was originally looking for a song that she wanted to sing. Now that she had already found the song that she liked, so her goal has been achieved.

And she can go back to Yanjing, in peace...?

Lu Yuan watched the two girls left, and confirmed the money on the card, then after smoking and keeping the contract in a safe place, he rushed to his rental house non-stop, and moved all the things in the rental house to his "Remote Film Company", then celebrated with 3 bowls of specially selected beef ramen in the nearby restaurant where he had been reluctant to visit in the past.

Under the restaurant owner's shocked eyes, Lu Yuan patted his stomach, leaving a hundred yuan chicly while saying 'Keep the change.'.

This is how rich people feel.

When Lu Yuan tried this feeling, he felt a little swollen.

Lots of money, lots of time!

Feeling inflated, he came to "The Capital" filming set leisurely and watched the busy flowery actresses with drools on his face.

He is going to shoot a movie himself. It has to be shot out to cope with Wang Xun Xue anyway

After all, it is a contract requirement.

He cannot break the law.

As for the movie box office ...

It doesnt have anything to do with him.

After the filming, he's gonna take the remaining money back to his hometown, marry a wife and have children. Of course, if he could spend a spring night with a star or two before that, it would be perfect...

Human are sexual animals in nature.

Lu Yuan, the upstart, is naturally no exception.

After his low grade NSFW sub plot ended in his brain, Lu Yuan threw his buttocks on the grassy hill outside the set of "The Capital". He glanced at the director Shen Lian Jie who was drinking in the distance, feeling envious, he erected a middle finger without any quality.

He and Shen Lianjie have no enmity, but a Mr. Perfect template has always been the object of Lu Yuan's hatred.

And the same Shen Lian Jie, who can easily have woman, fame and fortune, is also the object of Lu Yuan's jealousy.

Therefore, since the filming of "The Capital" started, he often comes to the set to express his low quality talents.

Sunny.

After showcasing his spitting, expletives, and profanities talents, Lu Yuan stretched up and yawned.

"Ptooey!!!"

Just as Lu Yuan wanted turn around and left, he heard a familiar spitting sound, and then he saw a fat dude spitting a thick sputum with a disdain expression in the direction of the crew, and then grabbed his crotch and pulled down his pant without any quality at all, aiming in the direction of "The Capital" crew, facing the wind, bravely peeing for three thousand miles, with a pair of arrogant eyes that saying 'Daddy gonna pee on your shitty face!'.

"What are you looking at? Didn't you see me sinking a mountain here?" The fat dude glanced at Lu Yuan, then pulled up his pant without shame, and even spoke disdainfully.

"No, no... I'm just thinking... my friend, your posture is really like a hero among heroes. You have a lot of manners, and it is a model of our generation, especially the appearance of 3,000 miles stream, is really admirable!" Lu Yuan sincerely admiring this fierce dude, and his slick mouth cant help but praise, and he also couldn't stop himself giving the dude a thumbs up!

"It's the first time I've seen a guy with such a slippery tongue, dude, you are talented." The fat man was shocked by Lu Yuan's remarks, and he walked over to Lu Yuan after fastening his belt.

"No, buddy, I'm telling the truth. People who can do this on such occasion are really amazing!" Lu Yuan gave a nod to the fat man.

"Do you want to learn from me, man?" The fat man raised his eyebrows and looked at Lu Yuan.

"Forget it, buddy, you are too powerful, the level is too high." Lu Yuan quickly shook his head, passing a cigarette to the fat dude by the way.

"You have a future. My name is Wei Wu Ji. What's your name, man!?" The fat man took the cigarette, lit it up and inhaled deeply. When he exhales the smokes, his eyes showed a great contentment.

"Lu Yuan." Lu Yuan also lit himself a cigarette, and the two stood on the hill outside the crew and smokes.

"Lu Yuan... the name is pretty good, cough... by the way, I'm actually a very high-quality person." Wei Wuji coughed and giving a statement to Lu Yuan seriously.

"Really?" Lu Yuan is staring at the crew and subconsciously replied.

"Yes, although I am a high quality person, I hate Shen Lianjie, this fucking scumbag."

"Well, I don't really like him either." Lu Yuan nodded, agreeing.

"What the fuck!!! Did he also snatched your fiancee?" Wei Wu Ji turned to look at Lu Yuan in shocked and blurted out subconsciously.

When he finished talking, he seemed to see Lu Yuan's head wearing the same green hat as his own, and cant help but feeling sympathetic towards him, but then when he saw Lu Yuan's weird eyes, Wei Wu Ji suddenly realized that something went wrong.

"Cough, cough, the weather is good today." Lu Yuan did not know what to say, and felt that he had heard something that should not be heard.

"Yes, yes... indeed..." Wei Wuji suddenly felt embarrassed, feeling that the hat on his head became greener and brighter.

"Cough, what did you just say? I didn't hear clearly ..." Lu Yuan narrowed his eyes.

He is also jealous of Shen Lian Jie, but it's pure jealousy.

Jealous that Shen Lian Jie is richer than himself.

More handsome than himself.

More popular with girls.

"Nothing, oh, right! I said I wanted to punch Shen Lianjie's face, and kicked him on the ground, so that his father and mother can't recognize him!" Wei Wu Ji smokes his cigarette again, and looked into the distance to conceal his embarrassment.

Wei Wu Ji suddenly gave birth a feeling of sympathy towards Lu Yuan for having the same jealousy disease...

Even though his jealousy is much worse than Lu Yuan's.

But with the universal and ancient principle that the enemies of my enemy are my friends...

The hearts of the two strangers seemed to get closer.

"Agreed!" Lu Yuan reached a consensus in his mind, while watching "The Capital" crew, he instantly felt a more intense jealousy.

Motherfucker!

I want to be handsome too!

"I am a director, talented, and most likely to be a great director of China in the future, but unfortunately now ..." Fat buddy, Wei Wu Ji, looked at Lu Yuan's eyes and seemed like it became more and more familiar, and felt that the two could become a comrades-in-arms, so he solemnly put his hand out.

"Ah, director? Forgive me for being ignorant..." Lu Yuan was surprised when he heard the word director, and quickly shook hands with Wei Wu Ji.

"Fuck ignorance, I haven't even make a movie yet, now I'm penniless ..." The fat buddy glanced at Lu Yuan.

"Why is this? Well, actually, I'm an actor, buddy... would you like to work together?" Lu Yuan began his fake smile and introduced himself enthusiastically, holding Wei Wu Ji's hand passionately at the same time.

They looks like a gay couple from a distance.

Looking at the appearance of the fat buddy, Lu Yuan felt that he had really caught a fat sheep this time.

"What are you doing! I don't want to!" The fat buddy looked at Lu Yuan's weird smile, he was shocked and subconsciously wanted shake off Lu Yuan's hand.

But he can't shake it off...

What's going on with this passionate atmosphere?

"I'm not gay!" Lu Yuan was dumbfounded after quickly realizing the situation, then shook his head, but his hands still not letting go.

"Then how do we cooperate, I have no script, no money, even if you are the best actor, I can't help you... I'm not like Shen Lian Jie, the motherfucker, he's sought after by people as soon as he debuted! Me..." After saying the word Shen Lian Jie, the fat man suddenly wanted to take off his pants and pee.

"I have money, I have a script!" Lu Yuan was excited.

Someone sending you a pillow when you are sleepy.

How fucking good is this!

"You're kidding, dude, you look at what you are wearing... It's not that I looked down on you, but I'm good for you, listen to me, just go and play extras... Do you know how much it costs to shoot? Millions! And the script, do you have a good script? OK, even if the script can be bought, it is also costs hundreds of thousands of yuan ... "

"I have it!"

"You have a dick! Let me go!"

"Come with me..." Lu Yuan suddenly stood up, his eyes glowing.

"What are you saying? I don't want to do it...!"

"What are you doing, let's go buddy, I'll take you high!"

"Holy fuck, let me go, don't pull me like this, we are two big men, it's weird!"

"Crap, just come with me... I didn't lie to you!"

"I said, can you let me go, holy fuck... where are you going?"

"Go to my company."

"What? Do you have a company?"

"Yep!"

"Release me!"

"I won't!"

"God damn it! I didn't wiped my hands after I peed. Didn't you feel wet?"

"Fuck ..."