our protagonist finds himself between three beautifle goddesses in his room after he died. they grant him a few gifts and send him to his own universe which he has to visit the omni-verse to collect and imbue energy into. should he get a few ladies along the way, who would complain.
After a moment of me threa- *cough* calming the Kazekage and his Anbu, everyone finally found their baring and sat down. Naruto still had his calm smile.
"Everyone settled down? I wouldn't like it if the Kazekage was replaced again because of wasting time" at the end of this statement I had a glint in my eye, promising pain to anyone "wasting time"
"S-S-Sorry Naruto-Sama" said Yashamaru while bowing
"its fine" I got up and bowed back "I'm at fault too, I had not released my chakra in a few days and was stretching it. I apologise for the misunderstanding"
A faint calm washes over Yashamaru "its ok, let's just move on, shall we?"
"Ok" I nod "then let's get back to the help I can provide"
"Ah, y-y-yes please, go ahead" the Kazekage was not feeling well
"Ok so here is the thing, the seal that was used on Gara is of low quality" I say and then notice screaming and
After a bit an old woman entering while shouting at me "What do you mean lousy brat? Who do you think you are?"
"Naruto Uzumaki" I reply in a deadpan while Yashamura's worried look returned full swing
"Grrr" 'did this old hag just growl at me?' "What does an Uzumaki want with the Ichibai?"
I turn to the Kazekage. He looks between us and nods. I shrug and continue.
"The seal is shabby" Yashamura flinches as she grumbles about damned brats or something
"I can't reseal h- it as it would cause it to be released and it would take too long to reseal" I pause and then continue "I can do to it what I did to the Kyuubi though" I take a moment to look at their faces "I can send it away from this world"
A look of surprise comes onto their faces "hey, brat. Who are you kidding, I sensed your chakra it is too powerful even for an Uzumaki" the old hag says
I turn to her and smile in an unnerving way intentionally just to mess with her "I said I'll send them not their chakra"
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We decided to move the process away from the village. So we moved out and into the desert. Garra was already there, so I went to say hi
"Hey Garra, how are you doing? I'm Naruto"
"h-hello" god was Gara always this cute as a kid?
"I heard you were sick" he looks towards Yashamura who nods towards him
He turns to me and nods in turn
"You know what, let me tell you a secret" Naruto waved Garra closer and whispered "I'm the best doctor in the world" at this Garra widened his eyes and looked at Naruto with Awe
*Smack* "Don't lie to the kid Brat" shouted old lady Chiyo shouted
"Who is lying you old hag"
"Hehehe"
"Don't call me an old hag you disrespectful brat"
"Hehehahahah
"Then don't hit…" Naruto paused looking for the source of laughter
"Hahahaha" Garra was full on laughing, and all those around could see was a child's pure joy. No monster in sight.
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After everyone calmed down and Garra was put to sleep, I warded a 500x500 m2 area beside Garra with visible green coloured transparent walls. I sat cross-legged between Garra and the Barrier, and began to do hand seals 'for show' and then touched Garra and the barrier. A bit of a light show and next thing you know the one tails is in the barrier. A couple hand signs and a bit of grunting later and the barrier started to glow. The glow fades and the barrier and the one tails are gone.
I fall on my butt and fan myself using my hand then look towards the awed onlookers "it's done"
And it really was done, except I sent Shukaku where Kurama is waiting on my world. I did as I said I would, I just didn't exile him, but sent him to his new home.
I turn to Garra and kneel next to him. I stabilize him, heal him, and then improve his chakra pathways. He will be very strong in the future, just not as strong as a Jinchuuriki.
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As we head back to the Kazekage's office I notice a messenger bird. There are two letters attached, he takes one and hands me the other.
I place my chakra into the seal and it unlocks
"Operation Blood Moon" is all it says
I smile and look to the Kazekage "I apologise for the sudden departure, but my village needs me" I scratch my head
"Say brat" interrupts Chiyo
"Why do you keep calling me that?" I look like I'm in my twenties for god's sake
"Never mind that" she dismisses then looks at me suspiciously "you look quite familiar… do I know you?"
I look at her dead in the eyes "nope"
[Flying thunder]
"…"
"The yellow flash" was whispered, but everyone heard it. Yashamura at this point, regretted his acceptance of the Kazekage position
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"hahaha" I was laughing hard as I imagined their reaction.
Suddenly I felt a pull. It was subtle, but it was there. I followed it till it led me to the Hokage's office.
I wanted to go to my world first to check on Shukaku but might as well get the debriefing done first.
I walk up the stairs and into the hallway leading to the Hokage office. The pull is getting stronger the closer I get.
I reach the door and I instinctively know that beyond this door is my future lover 'wait, how do I know this?'
[It's because of the force bond]
'The what?' I ask dumbly
[A 'Force-bond', also known as a 'Force connection' or simply 'a bond', was a powerful connection that existed between two individuals. On occasion, the Force allowed a living being to connect and communicate with another across great distances. Such a bond was even capable of being used to teleport matter. A strong Force user had the power to initiate secret bonds with others in order to manipulate them. Even if the unwanted bond was detected, it could still be extremely difficult to break.]
'Ah, thank you Solo-sensei'
I stop worrying and walk right through the door
"Hey old man…" 'it's Tsunade… my bond is with Tsunade Fucking Senju.
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*Tsunade POV*
"well…" 'what is this feeling?'
"…nade, tsunade?"
"YES!" I answer Sarutobi-sensei "what were we talking about?"
"Are you ok?" he asks "you look a little distracted"
"Sorry, it's just… you know that feeling that you found something you have always looked for but didn't know you were looking for it until you got it?" why am I rambling like this
He simply nods, looking perplexed at my rambling
I ignore that and continue "I'm having that feeling right now and it is getting stronger" I pause it feels like it's standing right behind that door"
As I say this the door opens
"Hey old man…" we lock eyes and I immediately know what I want…
'What the fuck is wrong with me?!'
Dun dun duuuun.
So yeah I didn’t know force bond was a thing before the last chapter but, voila. Don’t worry I won’t brainwash them into falling in love. It is just an ice breaker to get Tsunade out of “he’s just a kid Mentality”.
You have no idea how much research this take’s to get the timeline right.
thank god i enjoy it