He treated Yelena and stabbed Natasha right after.
Yelena touched her body, saying in shock "What did you do to me?!" Viktor looked at her speechlessly, saying "For a trained assassin, you sure ask a lot of questions…" before taking Kikoku back.
[Congratulations for treating Yelena Belova (White Widow)- 1 lottery ticket]
[Congratulations for treating Natasha Romanoff (Black Widow)- 1 lottery ticket]
Viktor yawned again, saying "Excuse me. Oh, also, congratulations. You can have children again. But you also get your period… so maybe not congratulations…" Yelena stared at him in shock while Natasha said "Let's get out of here first."
Viktor grabbed them and they all disappeared.
A while later
Viktor was eating a burger, sitting outside a gas station while Natasha and Yelena drank, talking about the Red Room and other things.
Yelena got over her shock and returned to her snappy personality, asking "Why do you always do that thing when you fight? Like, the posing." as she demonstrated.
Natasha said "I don't do that!" Yelena said confidently "You do. You're a poser." before turning to Viktor and saying "She's a poser, right?" Viktor wiped his lips with his thumb and nodded, "Mhm."
Yelena turned back, "See? Everyone knows." Natasha said "Whatever!" before whispering "I'm not…" Viktor snapped his finger and said "Oh, you're gonna love this…" As he took out his phone.
He pulled Yelena and showed her a video.
Natasha looked over and her face turned black.
It was all the Avengers in New York standing together, they have all these powers and Natasha just cocked her pistol…
Yelena snorted in laughter and nearly fell off the bench.
Natasha glared at Viktor and said "You weren't busy enough?! Saving people isn't fun for you?" Viktor looked at her and said flatly "I was mitigating damage. Aliens came from space and you thought you could save everyone?"
He rolled her eyes and stuffed fries in his mouth, "I stopped a building from smashing a bunch of people to death, okay? You can't save every living soul. I'm not god!" he pursed his lips and chuckled, "I'm not even that strong."
Natasha held a beer bottle and drank, saying "Sure, controlling metal, flying, controlling gravity, teleporting, operating on people from the inside, stronger than the Hulk, ripping gold out of the ground and molding it like putty… You're not strong at all!"
Viktor shook his head and pointed out, "You actually don't know anything, I'll have you know. I'm strong on this planet, in the universe…" he chuckled and blew a breath, "Just like that."
He waved his hand and explained "Just don't worry about it. I'm only invincible because I can do so many things. I use my powers smartly. You have magic, sure! I'll crush you with gravity. You're strong? I'll teleport you into the air! The point is, I'm not strong. I'm not strong at all. If I had god-like strength, would I be sitting here with you? I'd rather be sitting at home doing nothing, right?"
Natasha smiled 'sweetly', "And yet, you're here, sitting with us~ Awe~ You're such a good guy~" Viktor laughed and shook his head, "Alright, be quiet and eat your food before it gets cold."
He froze and coughed, Natasha's lips twitched and he said seriously "Don't say anything. Do you know how many times I have to say that at home? Give me a break…" Natasha laughed and Yelena looked lost.
Natasha explained "He has a daughter at home, the cutest little thing… Except she talks more than him." Viktor said angrily "She's perfect, okay?!" Natasha smiled happily "I know. I wish s-" she paused and stopped talking.
Viktor looked at her silently before eating his food, saying softly "Banner is on a different planet." Natasha jerked her head at him and Viktor said "His jet left the atmosphere. Hulk can survive in space for a bit. As for where he is, I don't know, but he's not on this planet anymore."
Yelena asked, "Big angry green guy?" Viktor chuckled, "To be specific, your sister's big angry green guy." Yelena's mouth turned into an 'O' as she looked at Natasha for a few moments before asking "Doesn't it hurt?" as she touched her own stomach…
Natasha said angrily "We haven't done that! And even if we did… he wouldn't be in Hulk form…"
Viktor turned to Yelena and said "Wouldn't that be crazy, though? Imagine you're in the middle of it with just a guy and then boom, he's a giant green monster! I wonder if…" Yelena's eyes widened and she said "It has to, right?!"
Natasha shouted, "Enough! He's not here anymore! Drop it!" her eyes started glowing orange and Viktor slapped his knee, saying "I almost forgot!" He suddenly stabbed Yelena in the neck with a syringe.
The liquid inside was no longer orange, but a beautiful pinkish purple. He pushed the plunger down and Yelena groaned, holding her neck, asking "What did you just do?!" Viktor said carelessly "This is something the boys just cooked up."
Natasha said angrily "Can you say something before you stab us again?!" Viktor coughed and said "Isn't this more exciting? Even I don't know if I'm going to kill you when I stab you, it's more fun that way…"
Yelena groaned and squirmed in her seat.
Natasha asked worriedly "What is that?!" Viktor said "A better version of what I gave you. The 'boys' was actually just me. I was kidding, I made it very meticulously, it's completely safe and harmless."
Yelena started secreting black sludge and her hair fell out.
Viktor said "Take her to a bathroom, she's gonna be naked in around 10 seconds." Natasha grabbed her and ran off as Viktor continued eating his hamburger happily, humming to himself.
He looked over at a little boy staring up at him with a dumb gaze.
Notably, the little boy had a premature arm.