Family. Family. Family. ...

Viktor sheathed Kikoku and pointed the end of her sheath at the man.

The metal around the prison moved and morphed into a giant hand, grabbing the man and throwing him into the air!

Viktor flicked Kikoku and the man flipped through the air, coming to the plane. Viktor stretched out his hand and grabbed the man's neck, throwing him inside before closing the door as the chopper flew away.

The man smashed into the wall and groaned "Cyka Blyat, which motherfucker smashed me into a wall!?" Viktor sat in the chopper and grinned, replying in Russian, "It was me, you got a problem?"

Natasha looked at him and said in surprise "You can speak Russian?" Viktor replied "Heh… I can speak almost every language…" he paused and his face turned ugly as he added "My Afrikaans isn't good."

The man looked at the girls and laughed, "I'm so proud of you girls. You came back for me!" Yelena punched him in the face, sending him rolling back in the chopper.

The man covered his nose and groaned. Natasha said "No, no. You're going to tell us how to get to the Red Room!"

Viktor grabbed the man and sat him down, saying "Honestly, man… Do they not have showers in prison?" the man looked at him and said "Who are you?" Viktor curled his lips and said "The guy who dragged you out of prison."

The man sneered, "I've seen better. I'm Captain America's Rival, you know." Viktor rubbed his nose and replied "Not anymore, surely…" as he poked the guy's flab with Kikoku.

The guy said defensively "Hey! Haven't you heard of sumo!?" Viktor's lips twitched and Natasha smashed the man on the walls of the Chopper, saying "Listen to me, you WILL tell us where the Red Room is, Alexei!"

Alexei said "I have no idea!" Natasha sat down and said "Come on! You and Dreykov were like-" Alexei laughed, "Dreykov? General Dreykov, my friend, huh? Gives me glory… Soviet Union's First and ONLY Super Soldier. I could've been more famous than Captain America. Then he buries me in Ohio on that stupid mission. Three years! So tedious, boring me to tears."

He paused and looked at Yelena, who was looking at him silently. He said "No offense, huh?" before turning back to Natasha, saying "Then he puts me in prison for the rest of my life. Why, huh?! Why? Why would he put me in… You know why? 'Cause maybe I want to talk about the withering of the state. Or maybe I don't like his hair or something and I say something casually about that."

He got more excited as he spoke, tilting his head to the window, "Maybe, you know, I want the Party to actually feel like a party instead of this sourpuss organization. But instead, no. He puts me in prison for the rest of my life. He just runs off and hides, huh?! I'm not even the one who, uh, you know…"

As he turned to Natasha again, "I'm not the one who killed his daughter."

Yelena asked "Can we throw him out the window now?" Natasha replied seriously "I think we should wait till we get to a higher altitude." Alexei said "Your mother knows more than me."

Natasha said "Wait a second. Are you saying Melina is still working for the Red Room, right now?"

Viktor fell asleep in the plane.

He forgot how boring Black Widow was…

A while later

He woke up with a start as the chopper crashed.

Yelena kicked him and said "Let's go." Viktor rubbed his eyes and yawned "Hm? Are we there yet?" Yelena sneered, "Crashed." Viktor sighed and said "Fuck, you guys are so god damn slow!"

He walked out of the chopper and waved his hand.

Everyone flew into the air and shot off into the sky.

A few minutes later

They landed at a farmhouse and saw a woman. It was their mom, Melina.

Viktor pulled Alexei and said "Hey pal. Not for nothing but you'll never beat Rogers like this." Alexei turned ugly and Viktor stabbed him in the neck with a syringe, saying "But I kinda like chaos, so…"

Alexei groaned and Viktor said "Better go wash up, pal."

A while later

Viktor was sitting at a table with the family, eating as they argued. He scooped up the potato salad and stuffed it in his mouth, sighing, "This isn't even close to my wife's…" Yelena looked at him, saying "Oh, I'm sorry. Did you expect a 5 star meal?!"

Viktor rolled his eyes and Alexei said "Yelena. Don't be rude to my friend." as he flexed his perfect body, admiring himself.

Only Melina was confused, saying "What happened to you all?" Alexei laughed, "My friend made me better than Captain America!" as he waved his fist, adding, "My old rival!" Melina patted his arm and said "Well, you look really good…"

Alexei turned and said amorously "You don't look like you aged a day…"

Viktor rolled his eyes and treated Melina, fixing her little reproduction problem.

[Congratulations you treated Melina (Black Widow's Mother)- 1 lottery ticket]

[Congratulations you treated Alexei Shostakov (Red Guardian)- 1 lottery ticket]

Viktor smiled to himself, that was 6.

He wasn't too far away from a God-level draw.

To celebrate, he drew once.

Bar, Bar, 7

[God Slaying Yo-Yo tricks]

Viktor's face turned black.

[God Slaying Yo-Yo Tricks: Tricks so crazy and amazing that the creator once shocked a God to death in sheer astonishment.]

Viktor rubbed his face with his hands and sighed, throwing it out immediately.

He didn't even pick a candidate.

He only thought 'Some sad kid in New York'.

How would he know that a new vigilante would be born?

Yo-Yo Boy.

He used weighted Yo-Yos to beat up bad guys, knocking them out with his insane skills. He could spin 10 Yo-Yos with counter weights at the same time.

He was really strong for a street level hero…