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Help!: I Think My System Is Trying To Kill Me!

Author-san here! Well, I know you're all here for some adventure, so don't worry. I've got you covered! (^0^)  This is my original work, and I know you all will like it. So shamelessly lean back into your seats and read away!  Of course, don't forget to check out my other books: •I'm The King Of Technology. •Host, Please Be Honest! What Exactly Are You? •And finally: 'In A Cultivation World With An Entertainment Park.' You can also visit my website for more books: https://LumydeeNovels.Gumroad.com/ Well, that's enough of that. So back to the synopsis! ...... What to do? Ji Feng suddenly found himself in the body of a youngster named Wolfram Lockhart, the son of the deceased village head. Okay. So he transmigrated. That, he could live it.  But please... Can anyone tell him why he transmigrated with such a crazy system by his side? [Host, it looks like your uncle is heading your way. Hahahhahaha~... Host, you're about to get butchered. This is fun to watch!] '_' [Host, host, where are you going? So what if you're as weak as a chicken? Come on, dive into the battle. What's the worst that can happen?] '_' [Wait! Host, where are you doing? The battlefield is that way! Host! Host! Host!.. Dammit! What a waste of heavenly popcorn!] (:T^T:) .... One boy, one unbelievable system.  Ji Feng... No!... Wolfram Lockhart... now found himself in the strange world of Grandia, starting from the weakest level ever... A mortal! In this world of palladium, Sky ranking abilities, and Creatures of myths and legends, Wolfram only had one domain from it all.  With his head to the heavens and his little man out of his pants, he was quick to spray his fluid while raining uncountable curses at them.  Why? Why in God's name did they send him a Suicidal system?

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Enter: Bartholomew Cantus

The chubby man chuckled, looking at the village chief before him and a few other lowlifes. 

Hmph! 

'They should be happy I even thought of coming to such a cheap place!... Is that the smell of... Augh~... How disgusting!!'

The chubby man who couldn't even carry his own size, squirmed in his seat, feeling too repulsed when he got a strange whiff from another peasant who came in.

Sure enough, these peasants didn't even know how to take baths properly. 

Who knows... Maybe they haven't even taken a single bath for weeks now. 

To him, a townsfolk man, the smell mix of their natural foul scents was just too choking. 

'Fortunately, I don't have to stay one breath longer once the task is completed.' The chubby man thought. 

Thap.

He snapped his fingers, and the servants beside him lowered the stem of grapes closer to his mouth. 

1, 2, 3... 

In a blink of an eye, the chubby man had chowed down 10 massive grapes.