"Dear guests!" The Captain popped his head back out of the kitchen door, "One last thing of note: I'd like to make it known that the only passengers legally wed are Master and Mistress Castiglioni. Thus, you fine, single gentlemen may consider reintroducing yourselves to Miss Coraline and Miss Felicity."
What kind of announcement was that?! Coraline strongly considered hiding underneath the table.
"Eh?!" Ramon tilted his head, pointing a red, black-nailed finger at Lord Arod, "What about that one?"
The half-elf at Ramon's side, Mister Elladan, snatched one of the tiefling's ram-horns, pulling him close, "That's Master Highblade, you fool-- a male... a very wealthy male."
Ramon clumsily smacked his companion's hand away, "Oh. Ah. Yeah. No uh... no respect intended, Master Eyeblade."