Underthinking Hooper

*ring ring ring*

"Ohayo class"

"Ohayo chrys sensei"

Every morning started with my favorite class of the day. Japanese II. Chrys sensei is pretty sugoi at Japanese and apparently he's been studying it since he was a little shota. This is also the only class I'm passing at the moment. You pick up a thing or two after watching anime as long as I have. I'm basically a cute Japanese school girl. What can I say. Too bad everyone always says I look morbidly a beast.

Eh? Who's the fresh meat standing next to him.

"Mina san, we have a transfer student joining our class. Abi chan, introduce yourself."

"Gulp. Ohayo mina ^_^. I'm Abi chan. I just moved here all the way from Nihon. Gomen I meant Japan. Sorry my Japanese slipped out. Ka ka."

USO DA!! JAPAN ?!?

"It looks like there's a seat next to Haise the overthinking hooper. You can take that one since no one ever sits next to him."

My spiritual pressure is too much for the average ningen. Heh. What can I say. Welp, time to activate the old Haister charm.

"RIZZENGAN!!"

"Nani ?"

I said that out loud, didn't I.

*scratches back of head*

"Ahhhh gomen gomen. I meant ohayo. I'm Haise kun. But you can call me Haisey poo :)"

Up close Abi chan was actually a total dime. Her luscious dark hair was styled in a bob cut, perfectly encapsulating the anime school girl look. Her porcelain skin posed her ever so delicate, the slightest breeze could be too much. She radiated an aura of serenity comparable only to that of a summers day. As she looked at me I could see her hazel eyes sparkle. Total waifu material.

"What's that odor ?"

Oh nah she wrong for that one.

"Ermmmm any who. How about you, me, and a bowl of ramen during lunch. My treat of course wink."

"Ramen? Gross :P

The fuck this skank just say to me.

"KAAAAA MEEEEEE. HAAAAA MEEE-"

"Choto matte. Gomen I was being /j. I love ramen !!"

"Phew"

Close call.

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"Itadakimasu !!"

I could usually finish two bowls by myself but today I had to hold back a bit.

"So you're the legendary overthinking hooper huh. I've heard so much about you."

"Really ?!"

"Hai"

"Scoooooore"

"I used to hoop back in the day too but I was never any good. I even had my own nickname."

*sluuuuuurp*

"Really what was it ?"

"Abi chan, the underthinking hooper ^_^"

"NANI?"

"I would always blank out and end up scoring for the other team. I made every single shot too."

She had the exact opposite problem I had."

"Hey you think you can give a few pointers after school."

"Hai."

She tried showing me how to give backshots for hours but it was pointless.

"Ehhhhh… I still haven't made a single hoop. Tryouts are supposed to be next week too. I'm hopeless."

"Maybe you just need to take your mind off things. How about we go to the firework festival tomorrow."

"YIPPIE !!"