Meeting The Cat! ...Sort of?

Key:

"Talking"

*𝙊𝙣𝙤𝙢𝙤𝙩𝙤𝙥𝙞𝙖𝙨*

'Thinking'

[system]

-=__________________=- POV Change

-={𝓖𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓹 𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓸𝓼}=-

[𝙾𝚗𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚕𝚊𝚛𝚔.] EVE piped up.

"Yeah EVE?" I responded to her question before she began to speak again, [𝙸 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚌𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚗𝚎𝚠𝚕𝚢 𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚃𝚄𝚂 𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚗.]

Status screen? What is she talking abo-

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𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙨:

𝗡𝗮𝗺𝗲: Clark Juniper (Kaito Katou) [Name change pending…]

𝗧𝗶𝘁𝗹𝗲𝘀: Transmigrator, Block-Headed Hero's Descendant, Lucky

𝗥𝗮𝗰𝗲: Human (Magus)

𝗝𝗼𝗯: Student Lvl: 1(Equipped), Dimensional Chat Group Admin Lvl: MAX (Equipped) [Cannot be Unequipped]

𝗟𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗹: 1 (004%/100%)

𝗢𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗶𝗻: (???) (Unknown)

𝗠𝗼𝗻𝗲𝘆: ¥3,000

𝗦𝗸𝗶𝗹𝗹𝘀:

<𝘼𝙗𝙨𝙤𝙡𝙪𝙩𝙚 𝙍𝙚𝙨𝙥𝙖𝙬𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 (𝙇𝙫𝙡: 𝙈𝙖𝙭)>: Respawn instantly, flawlessly, and infinitely.

<𝙁𝙤𝙘𝙪𝙨 (𝙇𝙫𝙡: 𝟏)>: A skill unique to Clark (Kaito) Juniper, it allows the ability to bypass Thaumaturgical Spellcasting for direct results, at the cost of one's own Mental Capacity, or '𝗪𝗶𝗹𝗹'. Can be activated once a day, uses may rise with level.

<𝙈𝙖𝙜𝙞𝙘 𝘾𝙞𝙧𝙘𝙪𝙩 𝘼𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝘼𝙧𝙞𝙖 (𝙇𝙫𝙡: 𝙈𝙖𝙭)>: "𝗧𝗼 𝘄𝗮𝗹𝗸 𝗮𝗺𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗘𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗮𝗹, 𝗜𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗮 𝗪𝗶𝗹𝗹! '𝗔𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗻𝘂𝘀!'" When this Aria is spoken, your magic circuits will flare for personal use. To simplify, you can simply think '𝗔𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗻𝘂𝘀!' for activation.

𝗜𝗻𝘃𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆: Check [𝙔/𝙉]?

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-ut…

What?!

[Admin has completed 𝗛𝗶𝗱𝗱𝗲𝗻 𝗤𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁: 'Get Familiar Idiot!', +¥1,000, Limitless Inventory acquired!]

…That just sounds like a cop-out for some reason…Meh, I gained something from it so why complain?

[𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚜 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙶𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚊 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚒𝚗𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢. 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝙸 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚎, 𝚜𝚘 𝙸 𝚠𝚒𝚜𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚕𝚞𝚌𝚔!] She said, giving me her goodbyes.

"Well, hope you have a good life with your husband!" I yelled, before her voice faded completely.

…

Some time was spent convincing them that what they were seeing was real. I'm glad Mikoto decided to help me, but she said something about a warning from Mania.

That was probably something she got from the Gacha, right?

Color soon returned to my surroundings, the feeling of weightlessness and 𝑤𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑔𝑛𝑒𝑠𝑠 gone like It was never there in the first place.

I stopped walking, my mind reeling from the sudden change, Tadano noticed this and asked, "Juniper-san? Are you alright?"

I shook my head, "Yeah, I'm fine. Just…*𝙨𝙞𝙜𝙝* It's nothing." I answered.

We both turned to enter the school gates, but as soon as we did, we spotted a large crowd near the school's doors.

"Hey Tadano, you know what's goin' on over there?" I asked my new friend. He shook his head, "No, I'm afraid I don't-"

And whatever he was going to say died in his throat, because of what happened next.

The crowd dispersed, making way for a girl- 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘩𝘰𝘵- No! Bad Brain!

She walked through the parted crowd, the crowd themselves fawning over the quickly crowned 'Queen' of Itan High. Although I knew better.

The lack of eye contact, occasional shiver when looking at the crowd, and the fact she quickly sped up to escape the crowd.

Just some common symptoms of Social Speech Anxiety Disorder, or SSAD.

Hey, I didn't spend seven years in college to become the best damn therapist ever! I just got my application approved too!

Incidentally, she happened to pass by. Being someone who knew how this would go, I greeted her.

I waved, a smile on my face, "G'morning!" Tadano waved as well with a simple hello.

She locked up, her eyes distant, before she started twitching, and then turned, and ran. It was almost comical.

Tadano turned to me, "Am I really that boring?" He wondered aloud, his brow creased in confusion.

…I couldn't stop myself from bursting into laughter.

His eye twitched, "L-... Let's just head to Homeroom Juniper-san." He started walking away.

"H-𝘱𝘧𝘧𝘵-Hey! Wait-𝘩𝘦𝘩- Wait for me!"

…

The school wasn't anything special, if extremely large. I checked my phone, and it read 7:30. Homeroom started at 8:35, thankfully.

I lost track of Tadano in the crowd because of the amount of generic-looking faces in the halls. Were the interesting faces reserved for cardboard cutouts?

"This place is pretty damn huge-wuooh!" "Oof!" a feminine voice filled my ears as I bumped into someone around the corner, interrupting my muttering.

"Ah crap! You alright lady?!" I asked concerned. Knowing that fact I'm in a world filled with 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 rom-coms (I hope anyway…) I had to see if whoever I bumped into was alright.

I laid my eyes on her. The first thought that popped into my head was, and I quote;

𝘚𝘴𝘴𝘴𝘴𝘴𝘴𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵.

Rin 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 Tohsaka!

She was glaring at me, the irritation shown brightly in her turquoise-blue eyes.

I scratched the back of my head, "Sorry lady, I was trying to map the school out…"

She groaned in annoyance, "Yes, I could see that, but you should really pay attention to your surroundings! That's no way for a student from Itan High to act!" She continued to scold me for a half-hour.

I couldn't help but mutter "Tsundere…" when she started to walk away.

She stopped walking. And turned slowly in my direction.

"What. Did you just say?" She asked in a completely civil and non-threatening manner.

I looked at my watch, and it said 8:02, "Oh, would you look at that, class is 𝘢𝘭𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘢𝘨𝘰-!" I turned and sprinted to room 1-C.

I could her angry yells as I sprinted down the halls, "𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳!" I heard her yell before I was out of earshot.

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{𝙍𝙞𝙣}

I couldn't help but scoff, who does he think he is! I was just advising my juniors as any self-respecting senpai (Magus) should!

I was already suspicious when I felt a large amount of prana appear at the gate...

It was akin to a high-rank magic circuit awakening! But from what I saw with one of the newest freshmen, I could tell he was just a lucky mundane with no knowledge of the supernatural.

…But it was hard to ignore the two devils eyeing him like a piece of meat.

The Gremory heiress Rias Gremory and her Queen Akeno Himejima.

I know the "Reverse Side of the World" -mainly the underworld- struck a deal with the Magus Association, but this is getting ridiculous!

"Huu~... I can't catch a break can I?" I wondered to myself, dreading the inevitable paperwork that dreaded fake priest is going to send me.

The chuckles the two devils sent my way infuriated me even further.

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{𝘾𝙡𝙖𝙧𝙠 (𝙆𝙖𝙞𝙩𝙤)}

I made it to class with little difficulty, my breath a little labored as I ran faster than normal, the threat of a pissed-off tsundere keeping me going.

I slid the door open loudly, everyone looking in my direction, "Sorry I'm late Tadano!" I huffed, before I wandered over to him. He chuckled, "It's fine, I want you to meet someone I just met, her name is Yamai Ren!" The girl in question glared at me.

Huh, guess she switched targets… Sweet.

At least Tadano gets a chick that's crazy for him. Though I can't help but feel a sliver of foreshadowing.

"Well, uh… Nice to meet ya' Yamai, but I got to sit in my seat now." I said plainly, SHe continued to glare at me, her teeth grinding audibly.

I guess Tadano's room reading doesn't work on Yandere Girls… That totally didn't sound like some cheap cop-out.

…cop-out? Why'd I say that-?

"Hello~ Class! I'm your teacher, Noukame Utage! But you can call me Utage-Sensei!" The pre-schooler said.

Wait wha-?

"Seeing as you've all gotten comfortable, Its time for Introductions!" She continued, before calling out names to come forward.

"Uuu~, Odoka Shizuka?" she called out.

"H-hai!" The gloomy-looking girl in the back called out. We made eye contact as she got up to introduce herself, she blushed.

…

Eventually, the initial rush of introductions died down.

For Tadano, he said a rather basic introduction, but Yamai was full-on hollering. He was rather embarrassed.

Komi didn't say a word. She just wrote her name, and everyone went nuts. Yamai tsk'ed, and Tadano tried to placate her. Guess he 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 feel the danger.

Yamai said, and I quote; "Hello, my name is Yamai Ren, and I would rather no one bother me, unless it is Tadano-kun, alright?!" She said crazily, staring me in the eyes.

I stared right back.

I could play this game all day-!

Sorry, got side-tracked. For my introductions, well…

I sat up from my chair, and walked to the board. "Hey everyone, my name is Clark Juniper, or Juniper Clark here. I would prefer if you could call me Kaito…

I'm very good at viewing someone's emotions and talking to them, (I couldn't just say I have a master's degree in psychology, now could I?).

I'm basically the class therapist!

Talk to me if you're feeling down, alright?" I finished speaking, although everyone glared at me because of my seat.

𝑃𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑦 𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑑𝑠!

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Hey, Dumby here for a A/N note.

For anyone confused on how powers are chosen, I have a huge list for different things, like teachers, powers, people, and other shit.

DxD was added because I rolled for supporting characters. Twice. I got Destructo-disk and Sado-Masochist.

For the teacher... I just copied a list of teachers in anime, so I didn't know who Noukame Utage was until I got her from the Piking Wheel. (I'm keeping Piking wheel as an Inside joke now.)

Still, welcome to the Nasuverse motherfuckers!

A place full of so much information, I'm going to have a terrible headache from writing!

Yay!

...god it's so confusing.